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Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:03pm On Jan 24, 2017
derrick015:

Choi NAWA OO no be nysc thread una don turn dis place to dating and loving zone

Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 10:03pm On Jan 24, 2017
derrick015:

Choi NAWA OO no be nysc thread una don turn dis place to dating and loving zone


FYI, I pinch Wella grin cool
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by iamwizzle(m): 10:35pm On Jan 24, 2017
some pipol for here go just dy form...willy willy...issorait
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:42pm On Jan 24, 2017
cutestcuty84:
cry angry sadthis ur big legs can even make me become smaller... pity my condition nah

Baby and my legs are not big ooh, because of your health I ll reduce it to one second it will nor pain you, I Don't want to be partial.
cutestcuty84:
Ok,let meshare my experience with a trigger-happy policeman today. I have been down with malaria for two weeks now but I didn't allow that hinder me from my clearance at school,with my state of health, I still find my way to school from Ogun state twice a week.So today,I boarded a bus from Agege to iyana iba ,when we got to igando, one trigger happy police just stopped our bus for no reason.The inspector nicknamed action didn't even tell us anyting,he just ordered the driver to keep driving us to their
Smelly police station. we pleaded for no reason despite the fact that I am very sick but the policeman delayed us for one hour after arresting us alongside the bus.
When the driver decided to get us another bus to convey us to our destinations,the silly man just turned to me and said i'v been eyeing him since,that i'm rude that his kids are in the uni and i'm forming big girl.On a normal day,I would have ignoreb him but because I was feeling feverish and he made me stand for one hour,I told him i'm a graduate and his kids r still in uni despite his fifty two yrs in service,I told him to shut up and not to tlk anyhow to me.
I told him despite the 52yrs in service,he is still tattered looking,he was angry
He told me that if he was a touts,can I talk back at them. I told him to shut up
Other people faced him too
I was just laffin at mysef that i wasnt scared

Come ooh baby! Who dash you fake boldness You are playing with policeman of nigeria. Yhmm I no dey fear dem before ooh but I learn my lesson since wen I see one wey dey use yansh do stunt with gun.
me no teash u reach dis stage oo.

Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Bashnigga(m): 10:44pm On Jan 24, 2017
cutestcuty84:
tnk u daddy....then this moniker self...ts confusing me.
The way u callin' ppl daddy these days I am not understanding undecided undecided
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Bashnigga(m): 10:46pm On Jan 24, 2017
cutestcuty84:
Ok,let meshare my experience with a trigger-happy policeman today. I have been down with malaria for two weeks now but I didn't allow that hinder me from my clearance at school,with my state of health, I still find my way to school from Ogun state twice a week.So today,I boarded a bus from Agege to iyana iba ,when we got to igando, one trigger happy police just stopped our bus for no reason.The inspector nicknamed action didn't even tell us anyting,he just ordered the driver to keep driving us to their
Smelly police station. we pleaded for no reason despite the fact that I am very sick but the policeman delayed us for one hour after arresting us alongside the bus.
When the driver decided to get us another bus to convey us to our destinations,the silly man just turned to me and said i'v been eyeing him since,that i'm rude that his kids are in the uni and i'm forming big girl.On a normal day,I would have ignoreb him but because I was feeling feverish and he made me stand for one hour,I told him i'm a graduate and his kids r still in uni despite his fifty two yrs in service,I told him to shut up and not to tlk anyhow to me.
I told him despite the 52yrs in service,he is still tattered looking,he was angry
He told me that if he was a touts,can I talk back at them. I told him to shut up
Other people faced him too
I was just laffin at mysef that i wasnt scared
shocked shocked shocked u actually said that to them, ah ah na cry
So wat happened at the end
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jan 24, 2017
segunk1:


Baby and my legs are not big ooh, because of your health I ll reduce it to one second it will nor pain you, I Don't want to be partial.


Come ooh baby! Who dash you fake boldness You are playing with policeman of nigeria. Yhmm I no dey fear dem before ooh but I learn my lesson since wen I see one wey dey use yansh do stunt with gun.
me no teash u reach dis stage oo.
lols,Dont be angry sir...I was sweating under the scorching sun,BTW.....I knew he was empty
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by mandibeauty(f): 10:49pm On Jan 24, 2017
[quote author=mrletsgo post=53091496]Make una quick find who they go merge una with oo. Meanwhile me and Mandibeauty go soon be like this.....[/quot]

Typing.... .....
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jan 24, 2017
Bashnigga:

The way u callin' ppl daddy these days I am not understanding undecided undecided
lols...Everybody is a daddy
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Nobody: 10:52pm On Jan 24, 2017
Bashnigga:

shocked shocked shocked u actually said that to them, ah ah na cry
So wat happened at the end
lols....my bus driver got us another bus and we left him there,ranting.He looked down on me,said his kids r in the uni.....so I'm the one in pry school...because m not hefty.
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by mandibeauty(f): 10:54pm On Jan 24, 2017
segunk1:


Mandi bebi y are you typing in double portion u be twins Pg 64 e dey diah.
lol
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by mandibeauty(f): 10:57pm On Jan 24, 2017
segunk1:
Don't say am rough ooh but my love for rough play com dey make me find who to play roughly with:

Mandibeauty come make I play with your cheek small, matildahenshaw come make I poke your nose just 3 times, preciousify com lemme bite the tomb on your right hand, phunkyposh com lemme pinch you small, feel like using 2B pencil to draw eye brows for floxyluv, zinnychy and ifemi25, sparkle4u come lemme pull your ear small, sesimi come lemme press your arm weda bone dey inside, ardeypearlz come lemme spank your ogor, chai cutestcuty84 my smally what can I do to you ooooh Don't want to harm you.... Okay come lemme step on your toes for two seconds.... Hope you ladies won't call me a bullyer,
Jos feel like disturbing you small nii jare.
Shebi am nice baah
come na if u can fly grin
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:57pm On Jan 24, 2017
cutestcuty84:
lols,Dont be angry sir...I was sweating under the scorching sun,BTW.....I knew he was empty

Ehya sorry, but u for no loose that ur temper for police now, u for wait reash camp com loose am for soldier.
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jan 24, 2017
segunk1:


Ehya sorry, but u for no loose that ur temper for police now, u for wait reash camp com loose am for soldier.
lols...I can't try it again o,never ever...I dont fight nd i'v never had issues with anyone cos i stay on my own always,that's why I'm still suprised about today .that's history sha....I can't even tell mum what apind today,she z gonna screw me up.She doesn't like anything police.
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Bashnigga(m): 11:04pm On Jan 24, 2017
cutestcuty84:
lols....my bus driver got us another bus and we left him there,ranting.He looked down on me,said his kids r in the uni.....so I'm the one in pry school...because m not hefty.
Uh uh!! Hope U're feelin' better now sha smiley
Ur driver should've given him 50 bucks ,maybe that's y he was angry grin grin
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jan 24, 2017
[quote author=mandibeauty post=53101794][/quote]Waiting............

Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Bashnigga(m): 11:06pm On Jan 24, 2017
segunk1:


Ehya sorry, but u for no loose that ur temper for police now, u for wait reash camp com loose am for soldier.
Haaa!!!! Na hundred push ups she go do
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 11:07pm On Jan 24, 2017
cutestcuty84:
lols....my bus driver got us another bus and we left him there,ranting.He looked down on me,said his kids r in the uni.....so I'm the one in pry school...because m not hefty.

Lol
U sef go gather heftyness may be if u dey like this lady d man for fear u.

Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by QuietHammer(m): 11:10pm On Jan 24, 2017
mrletsgo:
8th of February
I wish it's true
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Bashnigga(m): 11:14pm On Jan 24, 2017
segunk1:


Lol
U sef go gather heftyness may be if u dey like this lady d man for fear u.
No o, wit the way she was angry the man for dey ICU now
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 11:19pm On Jan 24, 2017
cutestcuty84:
lols...I can't try it again o,never ever...I dont fight nd i'v never had issues with anyone cos i stay on my own always,that's why I'm still suprised about today .that's history sha....I can't even tell mum what apind today,she z gonna screw me up.She doesn't like anything police.

Ehen I know u ve been a good geh right from time, cos I been wan ask y u go join badt gang jus like dat.
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 11:37pm On Jan 24, 2017
Phunkyposh:



FYI, I pinch Wella grin cool

Ehn Mo'gbe, talk true.

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Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jan 24, 2017
Cutestcuty84 you have mind o, you did all that to a Nigerian police grin How are you feeling now and hope you're now better? undecided
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 11:45pm On Jan 24, 2017
I don jump fence go fetch small camp experience come, Make una take style share inside current 16B2 camp experience, I hope say we go benefit from am. Courtesy of sister ufondunenye.

ufondunenye:
Reporting from Kubwa camp.
For those of you with the issue of incorrect namw and courses,also biometrics, don't worry dey will rectify it once you get to camp.
Thoose that laminated their credentials,no need to panick, they will collect it from you but that will be after they must have looked at it for like 100times.
Something funny happened in camp this morning as we were about starting the registration in the morningthe registration was suppose to be according to your geo-political zone(the zone that your institution fall into).
They printed the whole zone without even prining for south east zone,infact they have already forgotten that they is something called south east,omo come see shouting from angry PCM,lol grin
The officials had to go back and wrote the south east zone with pen in a sheet of paper.
Those people no get joy at all,upon say the population of south east is the highest here in abuja camp. grin
Mehn,im so so tired like now,im going straight to the hostel to go and sleep right now, angry angry
The funny part is that nobody is even interested with that dia evening parade self :O angry
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by kolado(m): 11:54pm On Jan 24, 2017
Please, anybody from UNIBEN here? Kolado
UNIBEN
2015 session
Ogun, Oyo, Anambra, Delta(undecided)
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 11:59pm On Jan 24, 2017
mandibeauty:
come na if u can fly grin

Toorh! Me acanot fly oooh.
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by sparkle4u(f): 12:05am On Jan 25, 2017
kolado:
Please, anybody from UNIBEN here? Kolado
UNIBEN
2015 session
Ogun, Oyo, Anambra, Delta(undecided)

You are welcome. We are here.
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by kolado(m): 12:14am On Jan 25, 2017
sparkle4u:

You are welcome. We are here.
Great Uniben! What's up sparkle?
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:26am On Jan 25, 2017
kolado:
Please, anybody from UNIBEN here? Kolado
UNIBEN
2015 session
Ogun, Oyo, Anambra, Delta(undecided)

Wekom oh brodah , dem boku no be sumall, uncle bashnigga pls relate with this your brother.
Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Nobody: 1:09am On Jan 25, 2017
kolado:
Please, anybody from UNIBEN here? Kolado
UNIBEN
2015 session
Ogun, Oyo, Anambra, Delta(undecided)
We tanda here, GIDIGBA. Welcome.

Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:09am On Jan 25, 2017
Another one from my main guy up dia, make we enjoy am small.

Dream2:
Tsafe camp,Zamfara state.
Done my registration since yesterday as I came early,got my kit as early as 9am this morning.I pity those who came late as they find ir tough to do registration, the camp is overcrowded so some are moved to camp B.
Mami market is a ALL,but money consuming,well we were served jollof rice for dinner and we engaged in our first parade this evening as well as the soldiers came to camp around 4pm or so.
Yes,the camp is full of beautiful faces,i made some friends as well,we have the "forming" type here.
The female soldiers are "hot",the young Fulani soldier was a morale booster.
Looking forward to interact with the locals and ohhhhh,let me say the Fulani ladies(Otondo) are class on their own,mehn very pretty and religious, I chatted one up today.
More update soon.. .

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Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:51am On Jan 25, 2017
tobijoshua:
I saw them too o, merging themselves, as me I don already get, I no fit merge. Chriswazo shey you will not join them to merge like this ? undecided

You said you don already get but u no come wan ma i get, u see ur life?

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