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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Boss13: 10:53am On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:
Did I ask your father for money, or have I asked anyone to join a church I set up? What I am doing here is humanitarian services cheesy, this thread has changed colour, slaves and swine have been put on lock down, if you missed the paradigm shift on the 20th of January, you are in serious trouble. I assure you you are in serious trouble. Only brethren will now understand. Continue groping in the dark my friend, you are on lockdown grin. The Watchers have locked you down for punishment cheesy cheesy

Just negodu a little more while.

Ozu!
Humanitarian service for who - SMH. What's so amusing is the thought of why you are still on earth cursing out and not in heaven. Now, rapture is now sealed in the heart of the chosen ones or brethren like you said. Then why are you bothering us. Go to heaven please. Oh I remember your bible mentioning 144,000 sealed ones (Rev 7:1-cool and being specific and precise in mentioning the tribe of Israel.

Another thing, do you even read what you post at all? Go and get help. Please, you can keep your new date or sealed date to yourself, don't disturb us jester
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 10:54am On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:
When Jeremiah was telling the Israelites that they will be punished, they laughed him to scorn...where is the promise of your messiah they asked Peter? Their destruction long in the waiting, long in the works will now no longer tarry.

I am the watchman that has been sent to warn you. What I spoke about has happened spiritually, you should know this, or are you not a Christian? You do not know that the spiritual rules the physical? When God wants to act, the physical is just an oversight, ruled and controlled by the spiritual.

How dare you scoff and jest at me, just how dare you, are you mad?

Ozu!
Lolzz. It is not too late to return to sanity. You're drifting violently to the edge. I'm sorry my words provoke you but truth must be said.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Boss13: 10:55am On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:
I am serious my dear lady, and God is my witness.
A clear admission of a mad man on the run. Go to heaven, earth needs less people of your kind.
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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 11:03am On Jan 25, 2017
Boss13:
Humanitarian service for who - SMH. What's so amusing is the thought of why you are still on earth cursing out and not in heaven. Now, rapture is now sealed in the heart of the chosen ones or brethren like you said. Then why are you bothering us. Go to heaven please. Oh I remember your bible mentioning 144,000 sealed ones (Rev 7:1-cool and being specific and precise in mentioning the tribe of Israel.

Another thing, do you even read what you post at all? Go and get help. Please, you can keep your new date or sealed date to yourself, don't disturb us jester
You do not believe in the Bible, my bad. I cast pearl before swine

Get lost!
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 11:09am On Jan 25, 2017
skeendyke:
Lolzz. It is not too late to return to sanity. You're drifting violently to the edge. I'm sorry my words provoke you but truth must be said.
I am telling you that if I spoke the truth in all sincerity, if I spoke it as I read it, God Almighty, the Great justifier will justify me eventually.

None of the people who had access to the mind of God were ever seen as conformists, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Hosea, Abraham, David, Isaac etc., they all spoke the unpleasant truth that appeared like tales to the people of their days.

When what is completed spiritually is made physically manifest, I hope you will be able to cover your shame.

Ozu!
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Boss13: 11:11am On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:
You do not believe in the Bible, my bad. I cast pearl before swine

Get lost!
Please go to heaven or you don't have a map? We don't need your humanitarian service of shame. You are a LOSER with a big L on the head. Take your mad self, your deranged ideology and go to heaven
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Boss13: 11:15am On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:
I am telling you that if I spoke the truth in all sincerity, if I spoke it as I read it, God Almighty, the Great justifier will justify me eventually.

None of the people who had access to the mind of God were ever seen as conformists, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Hosea, Abraham, David, Isaac etc., they all spoke the unpleasant truth that appeared like tales to the people of their days.

When what is completed spiritually is made physically manifest, I hope you will be able to cover your shame.

Ozu!
Hear hear a mad man who came along and cast a date on stone, only to change his mind when the date is past.

Your date is past, your sincere truth is now proven a lie. Hold your tongue oh mad man and cease from deceit. Refrain yourself from the act of confusion and seek refuge in a mental institution.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 11:20am On Jan 25, 2017
Boss13:
Hear hear a mad man who came along and cast a date on stone, only to change his mind when the date is past.

Your date is past, your sincere truth is now proven a lie. Hold your tongue oh mad man and cease from deceit. Refrain yourself from the act of confusion and seek refuge in a mental institution.
If Jeremiah was called mad, or Isaiah, or David against Goliath, or Isaac sowing in a barren land, or Paul against Festus etc., then being mad in the eyes of swine is the seal of righteousness and correctness with God. Or have you not heard that we in the world but yet not of the world? What do you think that statement means?

It means that, the ways of men will be different from the ways of swine wink
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 11:28am On Jan 25, 2017
Hebrews 11:1
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.


If you are a faithful watcher, it is OK to be a lil disappointed that events have not played out as we thought they would. Our God works in mysteries, and is unfathomable in His deeds. He does as He likes and is ABSOLUTELY SOVEREIGN OVER THE AFFAIRS OF MEN.

All you need now is faith to hold on, to see physically what has been concluded spiritually.

Jesus pointedly ASKS us, would he find faith when he comes back? Now is the time to exercise your faith,and hope, and love, that GOD WILL NEVER FAIL IN HIS PROMISES.

Hold on and have faith in the ONE who is too faithful to fail

Luke 18:8
8 I tell you that he will avenge them speedily. Nevertheless when the Son of man cometh, shall he find faith on the earth

It is our redemption, and our faith is our commendation before Him.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord:
MrPresident1:
If Jeremiah was called mad, or Isaiah, or David against Goliath, or Isaac sowing in a barren land, or Paul against Festus etc., then being mad in the eyes of swine is the seal of righteousness and correctness with God. Or have you not heard that we in the world but yet not of the world? What do you think that statement means?

It means that, the ways of men will be different from the ways of swine wink
lol, your David against Goliath example shows this failed prophesies are ruining or have ruined your ability to think properly

David wasn't called mad but had his doubters just like every human in the world but he proved his doubters wrong unlike you that you only proved doubters right
grin

David said he'll defeat Goliath and it came to pass

YOU said your lord and personal saviour would be here on or before 20th Jan and you FAILED WOEFULLY

your case is synonymous with David going up against Goliath and getting killed and mangled beyond recognition; therefore anyone who says you're mad is actually correct, don't you agree? grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ranchhoddas: 12:55pm On Jan 25, 2017
I remember when MrPresident was shouting 'iron and clay' upandan. I wonder how he must be feeling now.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by DeSepiero(m): 1:11pm On Jan 25, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
I remember when MrPresident was shouting 'iron and clay' upandan. I wonder how he must be feeling now.
I have never seen such personification of arrogance and stupidity at once.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Boss13: 1:23pm On Jan 25, 2017
DeSepiero:
I have never seen such personification of arrogance and stupidity at once.
Honestly, the mixture of both character traits makes you feel sorry for him. His problem is that he may be oblivious to the early signs of insanity. A quick check might rearrange the chemical compositions of his brain cells. People don't go mad instantaneously, madness builds up with time.

He made me laugh when he said the new date is seal in secrecy in the heart of himself and his fellow mad men - my God grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 1:30pm On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:
I am serious my dear lady, and God is my witness.
sweetheart pls stop. Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. We are only given the signs of Our Master's coming, not a date.

His coming is like a woman who is married and having sex with her husband expecting to be pregnant, but the day the pregnancy enters, she never knows

Let's just be sober and wait.

The kind of persecution that Christians will be subjected to before His return has not even began.

Didn't the Word say, Life for a Christian will be unbearable? Didn't, the Word say, Christians will be so hated by unbelievers and be killed because of.their testimony that Christ is the the Lord?

It's happening, but we are not there yet.

The Master Used the budding of the Fig Tree to symbolize the gathering again of the Nation of Israel under H, and He said, the Generation that returns to the land of promise will not pass until the end comes.

In 1945 Israel returned to Jerusalem, that's how many years ago?

MrPresident1, my Darling, the end is near, yes it is, but is not wise for us to fix dates.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 1:32pm On Jan 25, 2017
Boss13:
He made me laugh when he said the new date is seal in secrecy in the heart of himself and his fellow mad men - my God grin
he would've spared himself the embarrassment he's going through right now if he had gone the above route in the first instance
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 1:33pm On Jan 25, 2017
analice107:
His coming is a woman who is married and having sex with her husband expecting to be pregnant, but the day the pregnancy enters, she never knows
This is ironically coming from someone who believes 100% everything written in the bible to be true

do you know about Lot?

remember the story?
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 1:35pm On Jan 25, 2017
Mr presido, if you repeat this nonsense, I will not take it easy with you.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 1:37pm On Jan 25, 2017
Martinez19:
Mr presido, if you repeat this nonsense, I will not take it easy with you.
grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 1:38pm On Jan 25, 2017
analice107:
sweetheart pls stop. Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. We are only given the signs of Our Master's coming, not a date.

His coming is a woman who is married and having sex with her husband expecting to be pregnant, but the day the pregnancy enters, she never knows

Let's just be sober and wait.

The kind of persecution that Christians will be subjected to before His return has not even began.

Didn't the Word say, Life for a Christian will be unbearable? Didn't, the Word say, Christians will be so hated by unbelievers and be killed because of.their testimony that Christ is the the Lord?

It's happening, but we are not there yet.

The Master Used the budding of the Fig Tree to symbolize the gathering again of the Nation of Israel under H, and He said, the Generation that returns to the land of promise will not pass until the end comes.

In 1945 Israel returned to Jerusalem, that's how many years ago?

MrPresident1, my Darling, the end is near, yes it is, but is not wise for us to fix dates.
chai see as you shower Oga presido with sweet words. Beware, Martinez19 is jealous grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 1:39pm On Jan 25, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
This is ironically coming from someone who believes 100% everything written in the bible to be true

do you know about Lot?

remember the story?
What about lot?
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 1:41pm On Jan 25, 2017
Martinez19:
chai see as you shower Oga presido with sweet words. Beware, Martinez19 is jealous grin
Ohhhhh, Baby, there's no need to be jealous, my heart is big enough to carry you too. If The Master can love us all at once, why can't i?

I LOVE YOU SWEET.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 1:43pm On Jan 25, 2017
analice107:
What about lot?
remember lot and his daughters?
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 1:45pm On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident attempting to boldface and bully his way out of the predicament he is in and failing woefully at it
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 1:46pm On Jan 25, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
grin
this is clearly a case for the neuro-psychiatric clinic, gosh angry angry. After the failed prophecy, he still has guts to begin another episode of madness.

When I went to the neuro-psychiatric clinic in yaba, I saw a patient, who is a christian, preaching that people should not ignore their drugs but put God in it. That was quite acceptable until a doctor asked her name and she refered to herself as THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND shocked shocked. Chai, the must be similar to Oga presido's nonsense.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 1:49pm On Jan 25, 2017
analice107:
Ohhhhh, Baby, there's no need to be jealous, my heart is big enough to carry you too. If The Master can love us all at once, why can't i?

I LOVE YOU SWEET.
ohhhhh, baby! shocked shocked shocked(my heart is doing me tininitanana). cheesy

Osanobua grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 1:55pm On Jan 25, 2017
Martinez19:
this is clearly a case for the neuro-psychiatric clinic, gosh angry angry. After the failed prophecy, he still has guts to begin another episode of madness.

When I went to the neuro-psychiatric clinic in yaba, I saw a patient, who is a christian, preaching that people should not ignore their drugs but put God in it. That was quite acceptable until a doctor asked her name and she refered to herself as THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND shocked shocked. Chai, the must be similar to Oga presido's nonsense.
not only him though

KingEbukasBlog:
MrPresident1 , I wanted to open a thread for a Countdown to the Coming of Christ , you beat me to it grin

cool
the guy I quoted above had his pastor sell expensive reflective jackets to him and his fellow congregation; that pastor claims the vest would protect them from all forms of attack

This pastor then wears the vest but has a team of bodyguards

meanwhile none of the idiotic congregation ever thought about what the pastor needs bodyguards for if the vests work so well?


Christianity is synonymous with madness

it takes a level of madness for a Nigerian to believe that his sins are washed away once he talks to a Jew who died over 2000 years ago while the Jews - who saw him die - don't believe any of that bullsheeet
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Boss13: 1:59pm On Jan 25, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
he would've spared himself the embarrassment he's going through right now if he had gone the above route in the first instance
Exactly, no need disclosing further insanities. We were not interested with his schizophrenic problems before he opened a thread based on the vision he purportedly saw. When we debunked his theories, he clapped back with being knowledgeable. Now that his vision has failed him and exposed his health issues, that same wicked mind of his is now exploiting his vulnerabilities and telling him that he is part of the chosen one and the new date is sealed in his heart.

There is a movie similar to this situation - trying to remember the name
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Boss13: 2:02pm On Jan 25, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
This is ironically coming from someone who believes 100% everything written in the bible to be true

do you know about Lot?

remember the story?
Is it only Lot. How about the Tower of Babel, the talking donkey and talking snake/serpent, Noah's ark and Moses seeing God's face and then could not see God's face, but back. How about snakes biting the Israelites and if they look at a bronze craved snake, they will not die
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 2:03pm On Jan 25, 2017
Martinez19:
ohhhhh, baby! shocked shocked shocked(my heart is doing me tininitanana). cheesy

Osanobua grin
Keep your heart will all diligence, for out of it comes the issues of life
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 2:06pm On Jan 25, 2017
analice107:
Keep your heart will all diligence, for out of it comes the issues of life
na so. grin after you don totori am finish.

Ishilove where you dey o. Come and complete my day cool
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ishilove: 2:37pm On Jan 25, 2017
Rilwayne001:
shocked grin grin grin Baba werey
Lmao! The drama on this thread is lit!! cheesy
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