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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Teague4league(m): 7:47pm On Jan 25, 2017*

MrPresident1:
I am graced with an above average understanding of the Bible.

But our[b] God works in mysterious ways. You will understand later[/b]

Did you just realize this after Jan 20 2017 or after your many failed prophecy? I'm curious to learn cause if you have known this for a while; you ( a ~~sane~~ /insane person )would know it's vain trying to predict mystery unless you are the latter !
You seem sure when u made the hilarious prophecy clown, grin

Another T B Joshua in the making

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Teague4league(m): 8:10pm On Jan 25, 2017

easterwick:
YOU SEE WHY I SAY SPIRITUAL MAN IS MAD
1john4v5-7
they are of the earth and when they speak the earth hears them but cannot hear when the sons of God speak.
Why will i be ok or well when i prayed
my enemies should live longer than me
and BLESS my enemies more than me is this not why you want to take me to psychiatric cuz it arouse the serpent in you
is there any human [christians,muslim,pagan]that can pray this prayer and have that mind set this person is PERFECTand actually hold the mysteries of the son of man
I HAVE SEEN WHERE PRINCE WALKS WITH LEGS AND SLAVE ARE RIDING ON HORSE

you are suffering from a well documented syndrome. Alzheimer's syndrome which is a sole reason you sound demented.
Your attention is being called to your poorly constructed grammar and lines yet you brag about them nOt able to understand.
Why would a sane person bother reading this poorly written context when no money is involved neither is a knowledge gained unless I need to put myself to sleep.
My 2 cents is your can do better , move closer to a primary 3 pupil and let him teach your how to write comprehension.

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Teague4league(m): 8:12pm On Jan 25, 2017

[quote author=easterwick post=53119965]YOU SEE WHY I SAY SPIRITUAL MAN IS MAD
1john4v5-7
they are of the earth and when they speak the earth hears them but cannot hear when the sons of God speak.
Why will i be ok or well when i prayed
my enemies should live longer than me
and BLESS my enemies more than me is this not why you want to take me to psychiatric cuz it arouse the serpent in you
is there any human [christians,muslim,pagan]that can pray this prayer and have that mind set this person is PERFECTand actually hold the mysteries of the son of man
I HAVE SEEN WHERE PRINCE WALKS WITH LEGS /quote]

grin

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 8:40pm On Jan 25, 2017

Blackfire:
Amen and Amen... I really miss u

I miss too. You can call when you feel better. Am always here.

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ishilove: 8:44pm On Jan 25, 2017

Blackfire:
Buried my grand ma ,my dad, her sister I.e my aunt , and her daughter after spending close to a million in UCH ..
This life sef

Oh dear...I am so sorry

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ishilove: 8:48pm On Jan 25, 2017

Analice107, me I don't miss you tongue

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 8:53pm On Jan 25, 2017

Ishilove:
Analice107, me I don't miss you

Ishimi why nah, tell me biko. Weyti ado?

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 8:53pm On Jan 25, 2017

Why is esterwick grammer and write up so incoherent, slightly disoriented and distorted? I hope this is not a case of cognitive disorder.

Who else has noticed this?

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ishilove: 8:58pm On Jan 25, 2017

analice107:
Ishimi why nah, tell me biko. Weyti ado?

Well, you are missing people and you did not miss me, so me sef I wee not miss you angry

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ishilove: 8:59pm On Jan 25, 2017

Martinez19:
Why is esterwick grammer and write up so incoherent, slightly disoriented and distorted? I hope this is not a case of cognitive disorder.

Who else has noticed this?

The guy is in a world of his own

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 9:03pm On Jan 25, 2017

Ishilove:
The guy is in a world of his own

medical research has shown that take PURE coconut can combat cognitive disorders like alzheimer, parkinson disease and other neurodegenerative disorders. Easterwick sharp sharp treat yourself.

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 9:05pm On Jan 25, 2017

Ishilove:
Well, you are missing people and you did not miss me, so me sef I wee not miss you

my two ~~[/s]oloris, [s]~~ friends, don't quarrel. There must peace in ~~[/s]the house[s]~~ nairaland grin

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by AgreatMan: 6:27am On Jan 26, 2017*

Hello house, well I have a writing offer for anyone who is interested. I could as well give this offer to anyone around the world, but if there is something we are good at as a Nation, then Christianity probably tops the list.

I need 5 people to write a 12k to 15k word document (or more) for me, and I am willing to pay 1000naira for 1000 words. I have the topics, and you can draw-up a table of contents which you can work with. As soon as we agree on a table of contents, even before you start the actual writing, I will pay 3k and the remaining will be paid in 3 installments. If you can write more than 15k words, it's all good, I will pay for additional contents in equal measures.

Requirements
Sound knowledge of the scripture
A decent command of written English.
You should write with the global audience in mind.
duration is 2 weeks.
Transfer of ownership.
You can use whatever resources at your disposal but you cannot just copy and paste other people's work.
If you also have a work (finished or not) and you want to transfer the rights, send me an email.
if you want some SPECIAL CONSIDERATIONS about ANYTHING in the terms, let me know in the email.

Tell me why you can write a 15k words document, and a 200words writing sample (or a link to you articles) and email on [/b] robowriter36@yahoo.=com[b] (remove the "=" sign).

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 7:16am On Jan 26, 2017

easterwick:
My brethren if you know what is going on earth na you will cry everyday
hosea9v7 the spiritual man is mad in time of judgement
can you hear what i hear
can you see what i see NO i have be crying LOVE ONE ANOTHER i had to run out of christians and sit with pagans and i watch i see we all are chained and am hated by christians,muslim,pagans because i say my enemie will live longer than me and be bless morethan me then i see the enemie is inside everybody if you hate at all you are doom it is death, so you are the devil and your wife is satan as long as you are human being is this not MAD? But guide your heart because mammon bergain for your soul you CHRISTIANS

I think your writeup has good intentions but could be better delivered

communication is a two way thing and the person(s) you're trying to pass your message to HAS to understand it unless you intentionally do not want them to

so unless you're making yourself difficult or impossible to understand on purpose.........

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 10:23am On Jan 26, 2017

Ishilove:
Well, you are missing people and you did not miss me, so me sef I wee not miss you

Oh my sweet nectar, i misssssss you. Come here let me give you a big fat hug.

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ishilove: 10:33am On Jan 26, 2017

analice107:
Oh my sweet nectar, i misssssss you. Come here let me give you a big fat hug.

*HUGS*

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 10:44am On Jan 26, 2017

Ishilove:
*HUGS*

Gud ge

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 11:45am On Jan 26, 2017

analice107:
Gud ge

let there be peace between my ~~[/s]wives[s]~~ friends grin

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 3:38pm On Jan 26, 2017

Martinez19:
let there be peace between my ~~[/s]wives[s]~~ friends

Na like this this Martinez take collect MrPresident1wives. This guy sharp.

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 4:29pm On Jan 26, 2017

analice107:
Na like this this Martinez take collect MrPresident1wives. This guy sharp.

coming from MrPresident1 to me is like sane people coming from insane environment to a sane one.

#sharpguyforlife cool

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Blackfire(m): 6:35pm On Jan 26, 2017

analice107:
Oh my sweet nectar, i misssssss you. Come here let me give you a big fat hug.

Hi u and your friend make me laugh.

How are u today ?

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 10:40am On Jan 27, 2017

Blackfire:
Hi u and your friend make me laugh.
How are u today ?

Am okay dearie, how are you holding up? pele

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 10:41am On Jan 27, 2017

Martinez19:
coming from MrPresident1 to me is like sane people coming from insane environment to a sane one.

#sharpguyforlife

Wonderful!!!!!!!!. How are you today?

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 11:05am On Jan 27, 2017

analice107:
Wonderful!!!!!!!!. How are you today?

I am fine and you?

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Blackfire(m): 11:22am On Jan 27, 2017

analice107:
Am okay dearie, how are you holding up? pele

Am on my way to Ibadan now..
Am OK... Am just a little older than my age, I saw like ten gray hair on my face this morning.

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 12:01pm On Jan 27, 2017

Blackfire:
Am on my way to Ibadan now..
Am OK... Am just a little older than my age, I saw like ten gray hair on my face this morning.

are you stressed?

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 6:11pm On Jan 27, 2017

Blackfire:
Am on my way to Ibadan now..
Am OK... Am just a little older than my age, I saw like ten gray hair on my face this morning.

You'll overcome. Hang on there.

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 6:12pm On Jan 27, 2017

Martinez19:
I am fine and you?

Am good

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 6:27pm On Jan 27, 2017

Ishilove:
You seem unusually worked up I guess the comments have gotten under your skin.

I will be square with you; their reactions are expected and completely understandable, although I am not in support of the name calling. A date was given in your prophecy and it didn't come to pass. You were also not specific about the physical or spiritual manifestation of your prophecy. It was ambiguous, and I even recall asking you in what manner Jesus is will appear but you didn't respond. I also warned you that people will laugh and come for you and you responded that you were ready.

My guy, you and drama sef. Your reaction will just cause more talk and laughter.

I suggest you don't respond to all comments (the same way you have being ignoring mine)

From his other thread there was no ambiguity

https://www.nairaland.com/3495153/universal-declaration-peace-safety-end/4#51666023

MrPresident1:

Daniel 2:44
44 And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, but it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.

It is a physical kingdom na. See the verse says the kingdom shall break in pieces all the other kingdoms, and it shall stand forever. So it will break all the leading ruling nations and it will be forever. It will be established forever wink

MrPresident1 any claim to spiritual events now make you a big fat LIAR!

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 6:30pm On Jan 27, 2017

analice107:
Am good

good. Nothing must happen to my ~~[/s]wife[s]~~ friend.

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ishilove: 6:32pm On Jan 27, 2017

LordReed:
From his other thread there was no ambiguity

https://www.nairaland.com/3495153/universal-declaration-peace-safety-end/4#51666023

MrPresident1:
The coming of Jesus, and the establishment of his kingdom is physical, real and tangible, it is not 'allegorical'.

All eyes will see him, including those who pierced him.

On or before 20th January 2017.

There will just be a sound GBOAAAAA!!! Then the earth will reel to and like a mighty drunken man, and it is the end of the wicked

Then Jesus will descend from the clouds of heaven, and his kingdom will be established forever

Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:46pm On Jan 27, 2017

MrPresident1:
Everyone needs periodic self evaluation, it is not a bad thing, so I think you are right.

Keep right. Do not look for my trouble

Didn't I warn you that this is the season that God is exposing false prophets and prophecies? undecided

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