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| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 6:49pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
LordReed:Lmao ![]() As has been pointed out to us, the prophet is a fool in the time of judgment go figure ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 6:52pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
MrPresident1:Oga presido how far? Hope you won't start another episode of madness. |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 6:53pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
OLAADEGBU:See this one...what I read, and decoded in the Bible by the help of the Holy Spirit, I have given it to you and everyone, everyone now has his fate in his hands ![]() I have blown loooong and haaard on the trumpet ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 6:56pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Martinez19:U call it madness but it is the fulfilment of prophecy. Wise and reflective people have taken note and are taking careful steps to reconcile with God.Have you not heard that everyone will see the prophet and the spiritual man as a fool, and a mad man during the time of judgment? What has tarried will surely come ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 6:56pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
MrPresident1:So the Holy Spirit speaks to you and yet you made the prediction about the end of the world. |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 7:02pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
MrPresident1:lol. Fulfillment ko filament ni. Your wisdom and the Holy Spirit's decoding you claim to receive did not stop you give us false prediction about the world's end. ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 7:03pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Martinez19:What exactly do you understand by 'end of the world'? It would be good to guage your knowledge before engaging you, I think this is being prudent. So, as we banter on, tell me what you understand by 'end of the world' ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:07pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Teague4league:I hope they eat their humble pies. ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 7:13pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
MrPresident1:you have started again. Christians and their claim that the bible had metaphorical meaning are like 5 and 6. I am sure you want to do something like that. You tell me, what is the meaning of the end of the world? And please, I beg you in the name of the flying spaghetti monster, don't insult my intelligence. |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 7:33pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Martinez19:Your intelligence? Dude, you are funny lmao ![]() When you have figured out the meaning of 'end of the world', come and tell me and we will continue this banter ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 7:39pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
MrPresident1:to my best understanding, the end of the world is the second coming of Christ, the rapture and judgements. That's all I know. Now educate me without insulting my intelligence. |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:45pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
MrPresident1:We will be praying for you. ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 7:49pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Martinez19:Aww? You are a believer in the flying Spaghetti Monster? I have been hearing you guys talk about it, What is that really? |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 8:16pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Martinez19:The world is ruled in epochs; the Babylonian epoch was the time babylon ruled the earth, so at that time it was the babylonian world, same for the Greek epoch, the Roman epoch; these were different times in history during which the earth was ruled by these different people, and during the time of their reign it was their world. Babylonian world, Grecian world, Roman world. The end of the world, is the end of an era/epoch of rulership; presently we are in the vestiges of the Anglo-American world. The 'end of the world' is actually the 'end of this world'. Christ is the new epoch that is coming to take over the world forever, Have you heard that CHRIST IS A BLACK MAN? Well, Jesus Christ is a black man, and his coming will usher in the epoch of world rulership by black people forever .Jesus Christ is a black negro man. |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 8:58pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
analice107:my dear, there is nothing like the flying spaghetti monster. When christians ask if atheists can prove God doesn't exist, they usually reply that they can't prove that God doesn't exist as well as they can't prove the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist. The atheists believe God is made up by men so they constructed the flying spaghetti monster to demonstrate this fact. Atheists jokingly use the flying spaghetti monster as God. If you argue that the monster doesn't exist, they will ask you to prove that he doesn't exist. You get? ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 9:02pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
MrPresident1:how can a Jewish man be black? What sort of nonsense is this? Did I not tell you not to insult my intelligence? Ishilove, analice107, Johnydon22, hopefulLandlord, hardmirrow, come and see this insanity. #yabaleftformrpresident1 |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 9:50pm On Jan 27, 2017*. Modified: 9:25am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Martinez19:what blasphemy man made Yahweh, Flying Spaghetti Monster is not made by anyone cuz he's the one true God; never you reduce FSM to the level of lesser gods like Yahweh atheists Jokingly use FSM? I can't believe what this guy is saying and there are proof FSM is real 1. The planets are shaped like Meatballs, Only FSM can create the planets with such a shape https://img.ifcdn.com/images/27092f9740ce33af4841a8604addc66a3434a0f06921b6e5f04c64dc9b3fed23_1.jpg 2. He boiled for our sins, what sacrifice could be greater? https://img.ifcdn.com/images/103dbfddfa1283ed883c89db41e7aa9bd1d0564afd9c7251ea8e729a471d7175_1.jpg 3. he manifested himself to a group of divers underwater http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/13/diving-team-discovers-flying-spaghetti-monster-underwater/ a definitive answer as to the existence of the spaghetti monster. That's more than any of the other religions have as evidence. He's gone to great depths to convince us. 4. pastors are leaving Christianity for Pastafarianism, example http://www.patheos.com/blogs/chorusinthechaos/mans-faith-completely-undone-due-to-flying-spaghetti-monster-argument/ 5 FSM also showed himself to people over 3000 years ago www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe his noodliness touch our everyday lives The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious. 6. FSM was sighted off the Angolan coast Reputable science magazine New Scientist reports that the FSM has been spotted off the Angolan coast https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/nsfsm.png 7. FSM was sighted on Mars https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/marscrabmonster.jpg NASA released this photo of a “mystery object” on Mars spotted a few days ago. No official word on what it may be, but clearly resembles the FSM. 8 FSM spotted this Japanese manhole cover. https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/12ccd034d689_130F6/manholecover_thumb.jpg 9 FSM was spotted at the Olympics helping an athlete win https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/266b1b07c213_1601/goodseat_thumb.png as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis Is the FSM material, i.e. made of matter, i.e. made of sphagetti? Or is the spaghetti part a metaphor and actually the FSM is Pure Act in the Aristotelian sense? Or are both true at once? These mysteries are so deep, I don't have enough faith to deny the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The more you read about us the more you're going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and that FSMism just might be the Best. Religion. Ever. Go ahead. Try us for thirty days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt. CC: Anas09, Analice107 |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 10:24pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: pray that the flying spaghetti monster forgives my trespasses ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 4:28am On Jan 28, 2017 |
MrPresident1:Glad you agree you are a fool. Go and sin no more (predict again and remain a fool). |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 7:32am On Jan 28, 2017*. Modified: 9:24am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Martinez19:FSM, forgive him for he din't know what he was saying when he uttered those words please I beseech you to boil for his sins R'Amen |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 9:19am On Jan 28, 2017*. Modified: 9:53am On Jan 28, 2017 |
LordReed:The joke is on you . You have not heard that everyone sees the prophet as a fool and a mad man in the time of judgment, abi?I made no predictions, I made a prophecy. What I did not factor into the prophecy was the overlordship of the spiritual over the physical. The Word of God is infallible, this world has ended ! Are you blind ni? Europe (and *in Idi Amin's voice* british) is comatose, America or Babylon is rejecting immigrants (America was built on the doctrine of babylon, the doctrine of culture mixing and accommodation, hence the term Babylon, from the root word babel, meaning confusion, confusion of faces/people) can you not see that the heavens are unravelling? You want to be fed spiritual cerelac like a spiritual baby, lmao. This one is spiritual ishan tough muscle meat . America, as with Babylon, ended with Nimrod: the great hunter before the LORD.By the way, the heavens are the leading ruling nations of our world. Watch ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 9:23am On Jan 28, 2017 |
MrPresident1:Trash, just like your predictions |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 9:28am On Jan 28, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:erm...em...Prophecy ![]() It is the meat of elders, not the play thing of toddlers ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 9:32am On Jan 28, 2017 |
MrPresident1:you can call it any name you like bro, the fact is that its Trash its meat of deluded people like you |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 9:33am On Jan 28, 2017 |
LordReed:he'll predict and fail again, that guy's delusion is a world record level kinda delusion |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 9:38am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Martinez19:You place so much emphasis on this your intelligence lmao , but seriously, you have much to do to convince me of its premium quality .Jesus Christ is a black guy, a strong Negro black man, and the Bible makes this very clear to us. You have not seen it in the Bible that Jesus is a black Negro? The other day when I told you and others to watch the heavens closely, where were you and others looking at? The skies? Ranchoddas was even talking about an interstellar, intergalactic airport hahaha, bunch of clowns and ignoramuses ![]() LWKM!!! ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 9:41am On Jan 28, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:God is the owner of all the delusions in the world. He chose yours for you, He chose mine for me, all for His Great Purpose in creation. Eventually, we will see the one He affirms when He separates His sheep from the goats , the sheep to heaven, and the goats to hell ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by frank317: 9:43am On Jan 28, 2017 |
MrPresident1:Shut upuuuuuuuuu |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 9:45am On Jan 28, 2017 |
MrPresident1:actually a Jewish god can't chose anything for a Nigerian we already know that your delusions are nor affirmed owing to your failed prophecy need I say more? |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 9:46am On Jan 28, 2017 |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1(op): 9:50am On Jan 28, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Let us exercise a bit more patience my brother, after all, we all have been waiting over 2,000years. We will know whose delusion is the right delusion ![]() When you see your eternal destiny, your final home ![]() |
| Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hopefulLandlord: 9:53am On Jan 28, 2017 |
MrPresident1:I've NOT been waiting, only deluded people who call themselves Christians have been waiting one thing I'm sure of however is that YOUR failed prophecy shows your delusion is Trash When you see your eternal destiny, your final homeeternal destiny? when I die, I stay dead, Hell/heaven only resides between your ears |
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