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LordReed:
From his other thread there was no ambiguity

https://www.nairaland.com/3495153/universal-declaration-peace-safety-end/4#51666023



Mr.President1 any claim to spiritual events now make you a big fat LIAR!

Lmao

As has been pointed out to us, the prophet is a fool in the time of judgment go figure

MrPresident1:
Lmao

As has been pointed out to us, the prophet is a fool in the time of judgment go figure

Oga presido how far? Hope you won't start another episode of madness.

OLAADEGBU:
Didn't I warn you that this is the season that God is exposing false prophets and prophecies?

See this one...what I read, and decoded in the Bible by the help of the Holy Spirit, I have given it to you and everyone, everyone now has his fate in his hands

I have blown loooong and haaard on the trumpet

Martinez19:
Oga presido how far? Hope you won't start another episode of madness.

U call it madness but it is the fulfilment of prophecy. Wise and reflective people have taken note and are taking careful steps to reconcile with God.

Have you not heard that everyone will see the prophet and the spiritual man as a fool, and a mad man during the time of judgment?

What has tarried will surely come

MrPresident1:
See this one...what I read, and decoded in the Bible by the help of the Holy Spirit, I have given it to you and everyone, everyone now has his fate in his hands

I have blown loooong and haaard on the trumpet

So the Holy Spirit speaks to you and yet you made the prediction about the end of the world.

MrPresident1:
U call it madness but it is the fulfilment of prophecy. Wise and reflective people have taken note and are taking careful note to reconcile with God.

Have you not heard that everyone will see the prophet and the spiritual man as a fool, and a mad man during the time of judgment?

What has tarried will surely come

lol. Fulfillment ko filament ni. Your wisdom and the Holy Spirit's decoding you claim to receive did not stop you give us false prediction about the world's end.

Martinez19:
So the Holy Spirit speaks to you and yet you made the prediction about the end of the world.

What exactly do you understand by 'end of the world'? It would be good to guage your knowledge before engaging you, I think this is being prudent.

So, as we banter on, tell me what you understand by 'end of the world'

Teague4league:
Did you just realize this after Jan 20 2017 or after your many failed prophecy? I'm curious to learn cause if you have known this for a while; you ( a sane /insane person )would know it's vain trying to predict mystery unless you are the latter !
You seem sure when u made the hilarious prophecy clown,
Another T B Joshua in the making

I hope they eat their humble pies.

MrPresident1:
What exactly do you understand by 'end of the world'? It would be good to guage your knowledge before engaging you, I think this is being prudent.

So, as we banter on, tell me what you understand by 'end of the world'

you have started again. Christians and their claim that the bible had metaphorical meaning are like 5 and 6. I am sure you want to do something like that. You tell me, what is the meaning of the end of the world? And please, I beg you in the name of the flying spaghetti monster, don't insult my intelligence.

Martinez19:
you have started again. Christians and their claim that the bible had metaphorical meaning are like 5 and 6. I am sure you want to do something like that. You tell me, what is the meaning of the end of the world? And please, I beg you in the name of the flying spaghetti monster, don't insult my intelligence.

Your intelligence? Dude, you are funny lmao

When you have figured out the meaning of 'end of the world', come and tell me and we will continue this banter

MrPresident1:
Your intelligence? Dude, you are funny lmao

When you have figured out the meaning of 'end of the world', come and tell me and we will continue this banter

to my best understanding, the end of the world is the second coming of Christ, the rapture and judgements. That's all I know. Now educate me without insulting my intelligence.

MrPresident1:
See this one...what I read, and decoded in the Bible by the help of the Holy Spirit, I have given it to you and everyone, everyone now has his fate in his hands

I have blown loooong and haaard on the trumpet

We will be praying for you.

Martinez19:
you have started again. Christians and their claim that the bible had metaphorical meaning are like 5 and 6. I am sure you want to do something like that. You tell me, what is the meaning of the end of the world? And please, I beg you in the name of the flying spaghetti monster, don't insult my intelligence.

Aww? You are a believer in the flying Spaghetti Monster? I have been hearing you guys talk about it, What is that really?

Martinez19:
to my best understanding, the end of the world is the second coming of Christ, the rapture and judgements. That's all I know. Now educate me without insulting my intelligence.

The world is ruled in epochs; the Babylonian epoch was the time babylon ruled the earth, so at that time it was the babylonian world, same for the Greek epoch, the Roman epoch; these were different times in history during which the earth was ruled by these different people, and during the time of their reign it was their world. Babylonian world, Grecian world, Roman world.

The end of the world, is the end of an era/epoch of rulership; presently we are in the vestiges of the Anglo-American world. The 'end of the world' is actually the 'end of this world'.

Christ is the new epoch that is coming to take over the world forever, Have you heard that CHRIST IS A BLACK MAN? Well, Jesus Christ is a black man, and his coming will usher in the epoch of world rulership by black people forever .

Jesus Christ is a black negro man.

analice107:
Aww? You are a believer in the flying Spaghetti Monster? I have been hearing you guys talk about it, What is that really?

my dear, there is nothing like the flying spaghetti monster. When christians ask if atheists can prove God doesn't exist, they usually reply that they can't prove that God doesn't exist as well as they can't prove the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist.

The atheists believe God is made up by men so they constructed the flying spaghetti monster to demonstrate this fact. Atheists jokingly use the flying spaghetti monster as God. If you argue that the monster doesn't exist, they will ask you to prove that he doesn't exist. You get?

MrPresident1:
The world is ruled in epochs; the Babylonian epoch was the time babylon ruled the earth, so at that time it was the babylonian world, same for the Greek epoch, the Roman epoch; these were different times in history during which the earth was ruled by these different people, and during the time of their reign it was their world. Babylonian world, Grecian world, Roman world.

The end of the world, is the end of an era/epoch of rulership; presently we are in the vestiges of the Anglo-American world. The 'end of the world' is actually the 'end of this world'.

Christ is the new epoch that is coming to take over the world forever, Have you heard that CHRIST IS A BLACK MAN? Well, Jesus Christ is a black man, and his coming will usher in the epoch of world rulership by black people forever .

Jesus Christ is a black negro man.

how can a Jewish man be black? What sort of nonsense is this? Did I not tell you not to insult my intelligence?

Ishilove, analice107, Johnydon22, hopefulLandlord, hardmirrow, come and see this insanity.

#yabaleftformrpresident1

Martinez19:
my dear, there is nothing like the flying spaghetti monster. When christians ask if atheists can prove God doesn't exist, they usually reply that they can't prove that God doesn't exist as well as they can't prove the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist.

The atheists believe God is made up by men so they constructed the flying spaghetti monster to demonstrate this fact. Atheists jokingly use the flying spaghetti monster as God. If you argue that the monster doesn't exist, they will ask you to prove that he doesn't exist. You get?

what blasphemy

man made Yahweh, Flying Spaghetti Monster is not made by anyone cuz he's the one true God; never you reduce FSM to the level of lesser gods like Yahweh

atheists Jokingly use FSM? I can't believe what this guy is saying

and there are proof FSM is real

1. The planets are shaped like Meatballs, Only FSM can create the planets with such a shape

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/27092f9740ce33af4841a8604addc66a3434a0f06921b6e5f04c64dc9b3fed23_1.jpg

2. He boiled for our sins, what sacrifice could be greater?

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/103dbfddfa1283ed883c89db41e7aa9bd1d0564afd9c7251ea8e729a471d7175_1.jpg

3. he manifested himself to a group of divers underwater http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/13/diving-team-discovers-flying-spaghetti-monster-underwater/

a definitive answer as to the existence of the spaghetti monster. That's more than any of the other religions have as evidence.

He's gone to great depths to convince us.

4. pastors are leaving Christianity for Pastafarianism, example http://www.patheos.com/blogs/chorusinthechaos/mans-faith-completely-undone-due-to-flying-spaghetti-monster-argument/

5 FSM also showed himself to people over 3000 years ago

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe

his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious.

6. FSM was sighted off the Angolan coast

Reputable science magazine New Scientist reports that the FSM has been spotted off the Angolan coast

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/nsfsm.png

7. FSM was sighted on Mars

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/marscrabmonster.jpg

NASA released this photo of a “mystery object” on Mars spotted a few days ago. No official word on what it may be, but clearly resembles the FSM.

8 FSM spotted this Japanese manhole cover.

https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/12ccd034d689_130F6/manholecover_thumb.jpg

9 FSM was spotted at the Olympics helping an athlete win

https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/266b1b07c213_1601/goodseat_thumb.png

as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis

Is the FSM material, i.e. made of matter, i.e. made of sphagetti? Or is the spaghetti part a metaphor and actually the FSM is Pure Act in the Aristotelian sense? Or are both true at once?

These mysteries are so deep, I don't have enough faith to deny the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The more you read about us the more you're going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and that FSMism just might be the Best. Religion. Ever. Go ahead. Try us for thirty days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.

CC: Anas09, Analice107

hopefulLandlord:
what blasphemy

man made Yahweh, Flying Spaghetti Monster is not made by anyone cuz he's the one true God; never you reduce FSM to the level of lesser gods like Yahweh

atheists Jokingly use FSM? I can't believe what this guy is saying

and there are proof FSM is real

1. The planets are shaped like Meatballs, Only FSM can create the planets with such a shape

2. He boiled for our sins, what sacrifice could be greater?

3. he manifested himself to a group of divers underwater http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/13/diving-team-discovers-flying-spaghetti-monster-underwater/

a definitive answer as to the existence of the spaghetti monster. That's more than any of the other religions have as evidence.

He's gone to great depths to convince us.

4. pastors are leaving Christianity for Pastafarianism, example http://www.patheos.com/blogs/chorusinthechaos/mans-faith-completely-undone-due-to-flying-spaghetti-monster-argument/

5 FSM also showed himself to people over 3000 years ago

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe

his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious.

6. FSM was sighted off the Angolan coast

Reputable science magazine New Scientist reports that the FSM has been spotted off the Angolan coast

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/nsfsm.png

7. FSM was sighted on Mars

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/marscrabmonster.jpg

NASA released this photo of a “mystery object” on Mars spotted a few days ago. No official word on what it may be, but clearly resembles the FSM.

8 FSM spotted this Japanese manhole cover.

https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/12ccd034d689_130F6/manholecover_thumb.jpg

9 FSM was spotted at the Olympics helping an athlete win

https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/266b1b07c213_1601/goodseat_thumb.png

as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis

Is the FSM material, i.e. made of matter, i.e. made of sphagetti? Or is the spaghetti part a metaphor and actually the FSM is Pure Act in the Aristotelian sense? Or are both true at once?

These mysteries are so deep, I don't have enough faith to deny the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The more you read about us the more you're going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and that FSMism just might be the Best. Religion. Ever. Go ahead. Try us for thirty days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.

pray that the flying spaghetti monster forgives my trespasses

MrPresident1:
Lmao

As has been pointed out to us, the prophet is a fool in the time of judgment go figure

Glad you agree you are a fool. Go and sin no more (predict again and remain a fool).

Martinez19:
pray that the flying spaghetti monster forgives my trespasses

FSM, forgive him for he din't know what he was saying when he uttered those words

please I beseech you to boil for his sins

R'Amen

LordReed:
Glad you agree you are a fool. Go and sin no more (predict again and remain a fool).

The joke is on you . You have not heard that everyone sees the prophet as a fool and a mad man in the time of judgment, abi?

I made no predictions, I made a prophecy. What I did not factor into the prophecy was the overlordship of the spiritual over the physical. The Word of God is infallible, this world has ended !

Are you blind ni? Europe (and *in Idi Amin's voice* british) is comatose, America or Babylon is rejecting immigrants (America was built on the doctrine of babylon, the doctrine of culture mixing and accommodation, hence the term Babylon, from the root word babel, meaning confusion, confusion of faces/people) can you not see that the heavens are unravelling? You want to be fed spiritual cerelac like a spiritual baby, lmao. This one is spiritual ishan tough muscle meat . America, as with Babylon, ended with Nimrod: the great hunter before the LORD.

By the way, the heavens are the leading ruling nations of our world.

Watch

MrPresident1:
[s]

The joke is on you . You have not heard that the prophet is a fool in the time of judgment, right?

I made no predictions, I made a prophecy. What I did not factor into the prophecy was the overlordship of the spiritual over the physical. The Word of God is infallible, this world has ended

Are you blind? Europe is comatose, America or Babylon is rejecting immigrants (American was built on the doctrine of babylon, the doctrine of culture mixing and accommodation, hence the term Babylon, from the root word babel, meaning confusion, confusion of faces/people) can you not see that the heavens are unravelling?

The heavens are the leading ruling nations of our world.

Watch [/s]

Trash, just like your predictions

hopefulLandlord:
Trash, just like your predictions

erm...em...Prophecy

It is the meat of elders, not the play thing of toddlers

MrPresident1:
[s]
erm...em...Prophecy
It is the meat of elders, not the play thing of toddlers [/s]

you can call it any name you like bro, the fact is that its Trash
its meat of deluded people like you

LordReed:
Glad you agree you are a fool. Go and sin no more (predict again and remain a fool).

he'll predict and fail again, that guy's delusion is a world record level kinda delusion

Martinez19:
how can a Jewish man be black? What sort of nonsense is this? Did I not tell you not to insult my intelligence?

Ishilove, analice107, Johnydon22, hopefulLandlord, hardmirrow, come and see this insanity.

#yabaleftformrpresident1

You place so much emphasis on this your intelligence lmao , but seriously, you have much to do to convince me of its premium quality .

Jesus Christ is a black guy, a strong Negro black man, and the Bible makes this very clear to us. You have not seen it in the Bible that Jesus is a black Negro?

The other day when I told you and others to watch the heavens closely, where were you and others looking at? The skies? , you were watching space

Ranchoddas was even talking about an interstellar, intergalactic airport hahaha, bunch of clowns and ignoramuses
LWKM!!!

hopefulLandlord:
he'll predict and fail again, that guy's delusion is a world record level kinda delusion

God is the owner of all the delusions in the world. He chose yours for you, He chose mine for me, all for His Great Purpose in creation.

Eventually, we will see the one He affirms when He separates His sheep from the goats , the sheep to heaven, and the goats to hell

MrPresident1:
God is the owner of all the delusions in the world. He chose yours for you, He chose mine for me, all for His Great Purpose in creation.

Eventually, we will see the one He affirms when He separates His sheep from the goats , the sheep to heaven, and the goats to hell

Shut upuuuuuuuuu

MrPresident1:
God is the owner of all the delusions in the world. He chose yours for you, He chose mine for me, all for His Great Purpose in creation.

Eventually, we will see the one He affirms when He separates His sheep from the goats , the sheep to heaven, and the goats to hell

actually a Jewish god can't chose anything for a Nigerian

we already know that your delusions are nor affirmed owing to your failed prophecy

need I say more?

frank317:
Shut upuuuuuuuuu

U sef mechie onu there

hopefulLandlord:
actually a Jewish god can't chose anything for a Nigerian

we already know that your delusions are nor affirmed owing to your failed prophecy

need I say more?

Let us exercise a bit more patience my brother, after all, we all have been waiting over 2,000years. We will know whose delusion is the right delusion

When you see your eternal destiny, your final home , you will see your mummy and call her your daddy lmaoooo

MrPresident1:
Let us exercise a bit more patience my brother, after all, we all have been waiting over 2,000years. We will know whose delusion is the right delusion

I've NOT been waiting, only deluded people who call themselves Christians have been waiting

one thing I'm sure of however is that YOUR failed prophecy shows your delusion is Trash

When you see your eternal destiny, your final home , you will see your mummy and call her your daddy lmaoooo

eternal destiny?

when I die, I stay dead, Hell/heaven only resides between your ears