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What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Akpevwe9(op): 1:29pm On Feb 03, 2017
Assuming you received this text from your bank:

"Dear Customer, #5,000 has been deducted from your account 0171****04 for President Muhammed Buhari's treatment. It's your donation to support the progress of his health.
Dr: #5,000
Available Bal: #0.25
THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US.

Question: What Will You Do? Let's hear your reaction please!


Me: I will go to the bank and scatter the whole place. Then snap with my itel S31
Then make sure my money is returned with immediate effect before I leave
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Venusman(m): 1:47pm On Feb 03, 2017
I'll laugh like this "hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaahhhh eeeehhhhhh. then I'll use sleeping pill to control my anger.
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by dikeigbo2(m): 2:16pm On Feb 03, 2017
Nice one,it shows patriotism grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Laughing in Paris
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by emmavis4u0052(m): 4:45pm On Feb 03, 2017
hahahahaha. am short of words
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Rahe: 5:44pm On Feb 03, 2017
I will sue the bank...who em help?
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by kio052001(m): 6:47pm On Feb 03, 2017
for this kind recession palava when him cuz
am v sure him see does 1-da-fu selfies of urs
he'll get up and put an end to the errors in his policy
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by pheranme9(m): 6:54pm On Feb 03, 2017
Jus say you're advertising itel
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Pweety008: 11:04pm On Feb 03, 2017
I will sue the bank ooh
Loool
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Akpevwe9(op): 11:05pm On Feb 03, 2017
They better not try it in this recession
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Oscarpraise(m): 11:06pm On Feb 03, 2017
Venusman:
I'll laugh like this "hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaahhhh eeeehhhhhh. then I'll use sleeping pill to control my anger.
Loool
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Oscarpraise(m): 11:09pm On Feb 03, 2017
Akpevwe9:
They better not try it in this recession
What if they do?
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Akpevwe9(op): 11:10pm On Feb 03, 2017
dikeigbo2:
Nice one,it shows patriotism grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Laughing in Paris
That kind patriotism. Hehehe
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Oscarpraise(m): 11:11pm On Feb 03, 2017
Venusman:
I'll laugh like this "hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaahhhh eeeehhhhhh. then I'll use sleeping pill to control my anger.
So bros you will just forget the money like that ni?
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Pweety008: 11:14pm On Feb 03, 2017
pheranme9:
Jus say you're advertising itel
I love itel self
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Oscarpraise(m): 11:17pm On Feb 03, 2017
pheranme9:
Jus say you're advertising itel
If you have the itel S31, you will want to snap anywhere you are, trust me
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Akpevwe9(op): 11:19pm On Feb 03, 2017
Rahe:
I will sue the bank...who em help?
He help his family ooh grin
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Akpevwe9(op): 11:20pm On Feb 03, 2017
Oscarpraise:
If you have the itel S31, you will want to snap anywhere you are, trust me
Hmmm
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by Akpevwe9(op): 11:25pm On Feb 03, 2017
Venusman:
I'll laugh like this "hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaahhhh eeeehhhhhh. then I'll use sleeping pill to control my anger.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What Will You Do If You Get This SMS From Your Bank? by TeeFeh(f): 9:51pm On Feb 04, 2017
Lol who buhari epp..mtchew..i will beat them eh
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