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Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Priceless200(f): 12:13am On Feb 13, 2017

Bikonu what do I call this? Sent my little sister to go buy me cucumber this evening cause I like munching on some if I feel hungry late nights. Only for me to bring it out this night and lo, behold what I saw.
Honestly its weird cause it's as if I am chewing human being own.
Who have seen anything like this before biko..?

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Epositive(m): 12:16am On Feb 13, 2017

eat to ur satisfaction

#operationfeedthenation #positivevibes

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by kelvine(m): 12:16am On Feb 13, 2017

Hmmmm, trust u are happy.

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by ciscoxx(m): 12:17am On Feb 13, 2017

Lol... It HV superstitious believe.
Make I tell u?

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Priceless200(f): 12:23am On Feb 13, 2017

kelvine:
Hmmmm, trust u are happy.

For??

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by ZirdoRoray(m): 12:27am On Feb 13, 2017

Who else is thinking what I'm thinking?
THIS IS A CUSTOMIZED D|LDO!
lipsrsealed

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Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Lastking147(m): 12:42am On Feb 13, 2017

Priceless200:

For??

why u share us kwa

so we can see your new Love Machine Toy Abi
wehDone

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Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Nobody: 5:25am On Feb 13, 2017

Ooohh laawd geezuuus...

Check this one.. tongue

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Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Priceless200(f): 6:09am On Feb 13, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Ooohh laawd geezuuus...

Check this one..

Wonders shall never end, really. My mind is telling me these things ain't so Natural, maybe these farmers are playing some foul games with their crops, if not, of all the shapes. These things choose to come out like that. Mbanu... It's not possible.

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Nobody: 6:35am On Feb 13, 2017

Priceless200:

Wonders shall never end, really. My mind is telling me these things ain't so Natural, maybe these farmers are playing some foul games with their crops, if not, of all the shapes. These things choose to come out like that. Mbanu... It's not possible.

Hahahhaah... grin

In our village, they say...when a man plant some vegetables in a very low squat position and ain't wearing brief, this cud happen..
U know how old ppol believes in superstitious... grin

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Nobody: 7:14am On Feb 13, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Ooohh laawd geezuuus...

Check this one..

Kai trappy!! grin

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Nobody: 7:16am On Feb 13, 2017

Mrtolotolo:

Kai trappy!!

U no go sleep eehn... cheesy

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day...who's the lucky chic u gonna date grin

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Nobody: 8:15am On Feb 13, 2017

TrapQueen77:

U no go sleep eehn...

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day...who's the lucky chic u gonna date

I dey work... It's going to be tiwa savage tongue

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by andycoal40(m): 10:08pm On Feb 13, 2017

Priceless200:
Bikonu what do I call this? Sent my little sister to go buy me cucumber this evening cause I like munching on some if I feel hungry late nights. Only for me to bring it out this night and lo, behold what I saw.
Honestly its weird cause it's as if I am chewing human being own.
Who have seen anything like this before biko..?

u still ate it abi?

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by ffrreeee(f): 12:36am On Feb 14, 2017

Your mind is dirty
Its just a cucumber

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Valfrankie(m): 2:19pm On Feb 15, 2017

Don't stress, it's nature's way of meeting your needs!!! grin

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Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Valfrankie(m): 2:23pm On Feb 15, 2017

ffrreeee:
Your mind is dirty Its just a cucumber

More like a COCKumber lipsrsealed

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Nickymezor(f): 3:10pm On Feb 18, 2017

Weird looking cucumber...wont purchase it at all undecided

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by freshdude99(m): 2:19pm On Nov 15, 2017

Nickymezor:
Weird looking cucumber...wont purchase it at all

But you ain't innocent of eating the other one cheesy

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Nickymezor(f): 8:35pm On Nov 15, 2017

freshdude99:

But you ain't innocent of eating the other one

what oda one biko

Hey u dont knw me at all quit making comments u aint sure of.

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by emilyone(f): 9:15pm On Nov 15, 2017

What sort of a weird looking cucumber is this?

Those that love masturbating with cucumber will love it. grin

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by freshdude99(m): 9:20am On Nov 16, 2017

Nickymezor:
what oda one biko Hey u dont knw me at all quit making comments u aint sure of.

Lol

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by freshdude99(m): 9:22am On Nov 16, 2017

emilyone:
What sort of a weird looking cucumber is this?

Those that love masturbating with cucumber will love it.

Lemme just pass and pretend I didn't read ur comment nor view ur dp cheesy

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by ratatis(m): 2:43am On Nov 18, 2017

emilyone:
What sort of a weird looking cucumber is this?

Those that love masturbating with cucumber will love it.

Dil-do substitute for sitophiles! grin

BTW, some housewives who do not achieve orgasm through the usual penetration sex with their men, resort to masterbate with phallic fruits/vegetables.

Not quite ideal, though!

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Thegamingorca(m): 5:47pm On Nov 18, 2017

Priceless200:
Bikonu what do I call this? Sent my little sister to go buy me cucumber this evening cause I like munching on some if I feel hungry late nights. Only for me to bring it out this night and lo, behold what I saw.
Honestly its weird cause it's as if I am chewing human being own.
Who have seen anything like this before biko..?

Mami come let me show u another one

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by gozzlin: 6:16am On Nov 19, 2017

emilyone:
What sort of a weird looking cucumber is this?

Those that love masturbating with cucumber will love it.

What's your preferred masturbation tool? Carrot?

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by emilyone(f): 2:07pm On Nov 19, 2017

ratatis:

Dil-do substitute for sitophiles!

BTW, some housewives who do not achieve orgasm through the usual penetration sex with their men, resort to masterbate with phallic fruits/vegetables.

Not quite ideal, though!

what's sitophiles?

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by Onyeasi(m): 2:22pm On Nov 19, 2017

See this one

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by ratatis(m): 12:56am On Nov 20, 2017

emilyone:
what's sitophiles?

A sitophile is someone who has a fetish known as sitophilia. It is a form of sexual paraphilia in which a person has an erotic attraction to, and/or derive sexual arousal from, food.
This may include, but not limited to, the use of phallic fruits and vegetables as substitute for dil-dos.

Re: Y'all! Come See The Cucumber I Got From The Market Toady. by emilyone(f): 9:55am On Nov 20, 2017

ratatis:

A sitophile is someone who has a fetish known as sitophilia. It is a form of sexual paraphilia in which a person has an erotic attraction to, and/or derive sexual arousal from, food.
This may include, but not limited to, the use of phallic fruits and vegetables as substitute for dil-dos.

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