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cutestcuty84:
Yippie....Mummy is back....oh sorry baby is back.Just got my statement of result from school jare...ERM,on my way to school last week,I saw those silly custom officers seizing goods along Iyana Iba road o,Lasu main gate.You needed to see the way rice worth thousands of naira was littered around.Na so I vex carry one o but the officers asked me to drop it but I no gree,since ts national cake ,I felt I was entitled to it too o.That was how they carried me to Cotonou o.From Cotonou to port novo.Was just missing u all,wishing u all were around to fight for me....
Those people winked o,dey couldn't even gimme tfare back home.but I dey suspect say na knacker set me up o.
Lols.....m just kidding oooo
chriswazo,segunk1,knacker,uzeba,mexzy,bashnigga,mustack,mandibeauty,Christly,habby,ginea ,and everyone....how is life

mandibeauty:
Thank u jor for having faith in me unlike my Chris who thinks otherwise... Take knuckle

lindaz12:
Guys I have just made an inquiry from the Nysc head quarter its has been confirmed that our time table will be out by first week of march, reg will take two weeks, correction of errors will take one week , and the Extra days is for those who will fall victims of stream 2, the earlier u register the better chances u get of falling under stream 1...... Check this fellow CMP

*NYSC ZONINGS*

*1. North Central(NC) Zone*
Plateau
Kwara
Kogi
Niger
Benue
Nassarawa
Federal Capital Territory

*2. North East(NE) Zone*
Borno
Bauchi
Adamawa
Gombe
Yobe
Taraba

*3. North West(NW) Zone*
Kano
Kaduna
Sokoto
Kebbi
Zamfara
Katsina
Jigawa.

*4. South East(SE) Zone*
Abia
Anambra
Enugu
IMO
Ebonyi

*5. South West(SW) Zone*
Lagos
Osun
Oyo
Ekiti
Ondo
Ogun

*6. South South(SS) Zone*
Akwa Ibom
Bayelsa
Cross river
Rivers
Delta
Edo
*HOW TO CHOOSE*
It's no new news that the new policy of the NYSC which started from 2016 Batch A orientation course now allows every corps member to choose 4 States of their choices to serve their father land which one of the chosen 4 states would be selected at random by the NYSC management. This is how to make the selection:
1 state from the *NC* zone
1 state from either *NE or NW* zones
1 state from either *SE or SS* zones
1 state from the *SW* zone. Thank you.
‪+234 706 277 4987‬: PART 1:
Official NYSC Camp Registration
Requirements:
1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of
camp registration and the only evidence
that you are a prospective corps member
(colloq. Corper, or Otondo) and you are
not impersonating anyone. This will be
taken from and not returned to you. So if
at all you even forget you luggage never
forget this.
Tip: Since many will choose the N4,000
option to print online, do try to use a café
with laser jet printers and not DeskJet.
Why? Documents printed with DeskJets
are more susceptible to water/moisture
damage. Just to be on a safer side and
you should do this with any document
you intend to keep for a very long time. If
you can’t find a LaserJet, use anyone.
Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it
like its your life. I know someone who
was sent back because she forgot hers.
Also someone who had to beg and beg
before his letter was collected because he
laminated his own copy. So please avoid
all these stress and make enough copies
of this letter.
Tip: Remember you can REPRINT your
Call-Up letter online if subscribed
(N4,000) to that option.
2. Registration Documents: If you’re a
foreign graduate, take along the original
credentials you uploaded (to the NYSC
Portal) for physical verification /
evaluation. >> The List here
3. Green Card: It contains your bio-data.
Print and bring along your signed copy.
4. Final Year Student IDENTITY CARD
5. Notification/STATEMENT OF RESULT
from School
6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS:
Now make about 10 copies of every
document required. There would be
photocopiers in camp at mammy market
but trust me, it is double the price and it
saves time.
7. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very
important. Take as many as you can,
about 20 in red backgrounds. You would
need them for different kinds of
registration. e.g, skill acquisition groups,
religious groups, sports, redeployment,
bank account opening e.t.c
8. My CLEAR BAG: You’ll need to put the
aforementioned in a portable envelope/
bag that can withstand some amount of
wear/tear. Hence, My Clear Bag.
Tip: The forms that will be handed to you
are very easy to fill. Attach your passport
where necessary and fill them correctly.
After your registration, you will be issued
with your State Code Number. This will
be like your PIN throughout your Service
Year.
PART 2:
9. CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors,
Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists,
take along your proof of certification.
Graduates of Medicine and Pharmacy are
expected to have their Certificates of
Registration with Nigerian Medical and
Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN) and
Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN)
respectively.
10. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM. Yeah
this saves time and lots of unnecessary
begging.
Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the
gate during check-in. But do not forget to
include pins in your stapler if you still
decide to take it along.
You will be given a meal ticket that gives
you access to the Camp kitchen for the 21
days. Lose it and you have to feed
yourself. Even if you do not intend to use
it, you will come across someone who
would appreciate the kind gesture.
Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code
Number (which you have to wear around
your neck all through camp with your ID
card), you can proceed to claim your
NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you
can proceed to get a Room. After you
have gotten your kit and secured a place
in the hostels, you can settle down and
you are good to go to start the Military
parades.
Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1
NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki
Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-
shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of
green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of
Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of
White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.
PART 3:
DAILY NEEDS:
11. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS:
This is an essential outfit in camp in fact
in most camps this is the only allowed
cloth to be worn throughout your 3
weeks. Even to church, you might not be
allowed to wear colored cloths. You
would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at
camp to just fulfill all righteousness
which surely would never be your size
especially our very slim and small otondo
in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6).
Why? Because you probably wont have
time to wash during the week after being
stressed out from the parades and Man-
O-War drills.
Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of
colored clothes because you wont need
them.
12. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do
bring yours. you would also be given 2
pairs of shorts which are really poor in
material. They tear easily and it can be
annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like
4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont
like to wash everyday, so bring enough to
last you like 3 days so that you wont be
stranded.
13. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS
SHOES: This is a very important outfit.
you would also be given an ugly pair of
low quality white tennis shoes
customized for NYSC. It’s either you are
not given your size although you can find
someone with your size and swap. But
after the first wash it starts tearing. So
just buy yours (white). They also sell this
in camp, so in case you are not able to
get you could buy in camp just carry
extra cash for that because the price
would be higher – as with everything in
Mammy – because they know you have
no choice than to buy. Now, If you
happen to camp during the rainy season
(Batch ‘B’ & ‘C’), get white rubber
sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted
to the Southern part of the country (esp.
the South South. Read, Bayelsa). The
parade fields/mammy market will be
messed up after the rains. You will get
this in camp.
Rubber boots in action. Kaiama Camp,
Bayelsa. Batch ‘B’ 2013
14. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs.
15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from
Mammy] Please lock your boxes and
bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know
someone who lost more than 5 items
including his two phones – like he’s the
only one in camp.
16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag
(or for the more fashion-conscious, a
cross-body purse). The bum bags are
more popular because they won’t bang
against you when you’re active and your
hands are free to do whatever. You need
it to carry your money, phone, small
valuables, pens, etc around with you at all
times. You should sleep with it too.
17. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would
do not want to fall sick in camp from
malaria and miss out on the fun. Just
bring yours. Also bring ropes you would
use to hang it. The nets usually have
these. I also used mine as a room to
protect my box and properties from
thieves and also from some insects and
ants.
18. BASIC DRUGS: Like paracetamol,
medicine for your allergies, menstrual
pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs,
antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is
sometimes inadequately stocked with
drugs so help yourself. True story – A
corper once donated at least a million
Naira worth of med

Phunkyposh:
Philgbee : Someone cannot play with you again, Is that how you use to do Fear fear ......we are cool. Yeah


Segunk1..... You Sha want to give me name I didn't bear... I ain't murdering .About the fire in your Anus, lemme ask my sixth sense.
BTW, the uniting thing is necessary. E ku Ise



Chriswazo : My person... Thanchu

Knacker.... If you do anyhow I you go see anyhow

Bashnigga:

Bashnigga:
U're so on point my Niggie
Lemme add the few monikers I know
Finally, Quiethammer ,Kayman001,ebim,cupid0, richnigga, ken24, Tibiwhite( though we got off on the wrong foot) , my peeps frm the north Khadijamasud, ameeeen, Aliyu333 & Saraki1011 and of course Segunk1
Like they say "alone we're smart but together we're brilliant"
Ps. I wonder why we don't hv anyone frm Unical & few other schs here yet

segunk1:
Bashnigga enjoy yah baby phunkyposh **see as she set mehn**

cutestcuty84:
Yippie....Mummy is back....oh sorry baby is back.Just got my statement of result from school jare...ERM,on my way to school last week,I saw those silly custom officers seizing goods along Iyana Iba road o,Lasu main gate.You needed to see the way rice worth thousands of naira was littered around.Na so I vex carry one o but the officers asked me to drop it but I no gree,since ts national cake ,I felt I was entitled to it too o.That was how they carried me to Cotonou o.From Cotonou to port novo.Was just missing u all,wishing u all were around to fight for me....
Those people winked o,dey couldn't even gimme tfare back home.but I dey suspect say na knacker set me up o.
Lols.....m just kidding oooo
chriswazo,segunk1,knacker,uzeba,mexzy,bashnigga,mustack,mandibeauty,Christly,habby,ginea ,and everyone....how is life

Bashnigga:
U're so on point my Niggie
Lemme add the few monikers I know
Finally, Quiethammer ,Kayman001,ebim,cupid0, richnigga, ken24, Tibiwhite( though we got off on the wrong foot) , my peeps frm the north Khadijamasud, ameeeen, Aliyu333 & Saraki1011 and of course Segunk1
Like they say "alone we're smart but together we're brilliant"
Ps. I wonder why we don't hv anyone frm Unical & few other schs here yet

knacker:
u wicked

Bashnigga:
Welcome home dearie,
Wen i got to d 3rd line of ur post I wz like the drama girl is back with more drama, lol.
Life has been life-like, good/ bahd moments,
I knw Segunk1 will be over the moon now dat u're back

cutestcuty84:
Lols can see you are doing great.I've really missed segunk1 ooo,the sugar in my tea

Chriswazo:
I ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc ccccccccccc c! , Abulor over to u o, d baton d ur court o, no fall hand!

Bashnigga:
Segunk1 oya scatter d dance floor

habbyy03:
hehehe.... i won't mess it up bae...
all thanks to segunk1.... the kind eye wey i dey use look knacker ehn...(abeg segunk1 help me with one meme to qualify how i take dey look knacker now)

segunk1:
Okay abulor so u no like me bah U forget wetin happen to knacker n uzeba ko Make cutestcuty84 come drag a whole me like that Nah kolewerk, I'm not interested if that's her intention.

segunk1:
U wee nor sit down one place now b4 I shange it for u.

Mexyz:
I personally missed you, when I tell you say make you leave segunk1 follow me you no gree,see wetin happen now. Anyway thank God you're back.

Bashnigga:
Pls Segunk1,do u knw if adding those states U've visited influences ur posting to a particular region
So dat I can them add wisely

KhadijaMasud:
ouch even the smallest of things could mean alot. Thanks for remembering me.

segunk1:
Yes ooh, but the main thing is that they must surely post you in one out of the 4 states you choosed in your online reg form sir.

Bashnigga:
Lol, now I understand Bt she roff u pass the rest na

Bashnigga:
Perzin kannot play with u again ni

segunk1:
Oya sorry! Coman take d key to za oza room n goan njoy ya sef with ur baby geh phunkyposh soh sexy

segunk1:
Wetin you jos tok

What do u mean

cutestcuty84:
Lols can see you are doing great.I've really missed segunk1 ooo,the sugar in my tea

segunk1:
Yes ooh, but the main thing is that they must surely post you in one out of the 4 states you choosed in your online reg form sir.

segunk1:
Wetin you jos tok

What do u mean

Mexyz:
I personally missed you, when I tell you say make you leave segunk1 follow me you no gree,see wetin happen now. Anyway thank God you're back.

segunk1:
Thank God awa baby of the house cutestcuty84 is back oooh, wehcome, we ve been searching for you every where, about going to that pepper soup joint b4 u showed up.
Ve missed your drama anyways n your service

segunk1:
Okay abulor so u no like me bah U forget wetin happen to knacker n uzeba ko Make cutestcuty84 come drag a whole me like that Nah kolewerk, I'm not interested if that's her intention.

Bashnigga:
Segunk1 oya scatter d dance floor