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prela:
now i'm heart broken

is your heart made of glass?if yes how did he get access to it?20 mrks

benuejosh:
Just a minute, it's important.. I am getting married in 2017. Now looking for a
wife... Applicants with the following requirements
should apply;
1. Should have natural hair
2. Minimum of a University Degree preferably in the
sciences. Masters degree is an added advantage.
3. Satisfactory income source backed by a bank
statement
4. A tigress in bed, and a great cook
5. No tattoos or unusual body piercings
6. Should have an hour glass body
7. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation as well
as an awesome sense of humour
8. Attach written recommendations from at least 2
former boyfriends
9. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome
10. Fluent in at least two languages
11. Well-trained in home management and
hospitality
12. Must have a great character
13. No previous record of cheating
14. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful
All applicants are advised to submit their applications on or
before. 27th of April 2017. Attach health and birth
certificates. Only selected candidates will be
contacted.
*inform your relatives*

Guy you funny die

AndyCole16:
What do you do? Students or working

I'm neither schooling nor working

The little girl really looks like banky...very beautiful girl

Idydarling:
Rules and regulations for my future wife

1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends, me, her dad, and her brother (if you have two brother you better pick your favorite)

2 my future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I have to know what is going on between you and Jesus

3 if my future wife wants to comment on any guys Post we must first discuss about it.

4 my future wife is not allowed to work........ Cause being with me is a full time job

5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me as long as we are together it's not an iPhone,
It's a wephone..

6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless I'm watching her.....
If she laugh in her sleep I'm coming into her dream to see what is so funny

#AM_I_CARING ?

@sirfee thanks for sharing this
.. made my day

Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:
@sirfee thanks for sharing this .. made my day

Lol,it's a pleasure.This particular post got me cracking.

Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:
@sirfee thanks for sharing this .. made my day

sir what?

Idydarling:
sir what?

Sir-fee bae,good morning.

sirfee:
Sir-fee bae,good morning.

good morning

Idydarling:
good morning

Wait a minute,that your comic post is referring to us(guys) because I'm very sure,you are a lady...how come?

sirfee:
Wait a minute,that your comic post is referring to us(guys) because I'm very sure,you are a lady...how come?

lol... copied from somewhere, it cracked my ribs, I decided to share on nairaland

Idydarling:
lol... copied from somewhere, it cracked my ribs, I decided to share on nairaland

Thanks for sharing because it also got me cracking....just can't stop laughing.

kaffy4tope:
Don't be...I am still yours!


Btw...have u ever bn told u look like Bisola of BBN?

Nah....... But she's pretty though

subtlemee:
Having a baby mama nowadays is no more news,even if he has 5 of them and ask me to marry him i'll be as wise as Annie idibia,as the legal one I can lay claim to anything

Whoever chooses to be a baby factory to my husband is saving me from the stress

Haha. Very funy

Idydarling:
Rules and regulations for my future wife

1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends, me, her dad, and her brother (if you have two brother you better pick your favorite)

2 my future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I have to know what is going on between you and Jesus

3 if my future wife wants to comment on any guys Post we must first discuss about it.

4 my future wife is not allowed to work........ Cause being with me is a full time job

5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me as long as we are together it's not an iPhone,
It's a wephone..

6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless I'm watching her.....
If she laugh in her sleep I'm coming into her dream to see what is so funny

#AM_I_CARING ?

This is serious.. Are u a lesbian Because your sex shows female

sassyboochic:
This is serious.. Are u a lesbian Because your sex shows female

why do you take life so serious? Someone cannot do copy and paste in peace again

Idydarling:
why do you take life so serious? Someone cannot do copy and paste in peace again

I was joking abeg o. Lol.