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Zimbabwe’s second Vice President, Phelekezela Mphoko has
revealed that after his five year study of social dynamics in
Zimbabwe, he has discovered that most orphans in the
country do not have parents who are alive.

The study, which was funded by his government, was meant
to provide answers to Zimbabwe’s most notorious
unanswered questions.

Speaking to people who gathered at a rally in Bulawayo,
Mphoko, who is affectionately known as Mboko (a rotten
useless pumpkin), the Vice President who himself often
behaves like his head has pumpkin and not brain shocked
many.

‘Look, for five years, i studied the Zimbabwean people, so
that i can give new answers. And you know what i found? I
found out that most orphans do not have biological parents
who are alive.’

‘Some have adopted parents, some have uncles, some have
aunts. But their bilogical parents will be dead.’

‘This is something you would not know, if it was not for my
intelligent self working hard to help you find answers’

The Vice President then demanded that he take over from
Mugabe when he dies because of this.
‘Look, look, see the answers i found. I must be next
President because of this. Because i am very smart.’ he
added.

It was not known yet if the Vice President had ever opened a
dictionary and looked up the definition of ‘orphan’

Source: http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2017/03/06/orphans-no-parents-says-vice-president-mphoko/


So there are orphans who have parents? Hmmm.... Learned something new today!

What's this one saying? If their parents are alive, why are they called orphans?

Abi una don dey learn from PEJ, wey dey address "her fellow widows" when GEJ still dey alive?

nextprince:
What's this one saying? If their parents are alive, why are they called orphans?

Abi una don dey learn from PEJ, wey dey address "her fellow widows" when GEJ still dey alive?

African leaders, this is why Africa is backward.

nextprince:
What's this one saying? If their parents are alive, why are they called orphans?

Abi una don dey learn from PEJ, wey dey address "her fellow widows" when GEJ still dey alive?

JacksonD7:
African leaders, this is why Africa is backward.

LOL

No be laugh matter here o!
Na wetin orphan mean for Zimbabwe language?
May be dem get their own dictionary

psucc:
No be laugh matter here o!
Na wetin orphan mean for Zimbabwe language?
May be dem get their own dictionary

The guy resembles Lalasticlala sef.

most motherless babies don't have mothers.

Reiyvinn:
Source: http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2017/03/06/orphans-no-parents-says-vice-president-mphoko/


So there are orphans who have parents? Hmmm.... Learned something new today!

What did you learn? How is it different from the comment, "I will stabilise international oil price if elected? " Abeg, make we hear word!

Reiyvinn:
Source: http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2017/03/06/orphans-no-parents-says-vice-president-mphoko/


So there are orphans who have parents? Hmmm.... Learned something new today!

What did you learn? How is it different from the comment, "I will stabilise international oil price if elected? " Abeg, make we hear word! When they told you beware of 'NEPA Bill,' were you not adamant?