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This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Naijasinglegirl(op): 7:39am On Mar 12, 2017
Nigerian weddings have taken things to a new dimension. So my aunt just returned from a Yoruba wedding ceremony. The wedding had the perfect venue, classy IVs, colour of the day, asoebi, small chops, souvenirs and enough food.
Only problem was she got there only to realise the bride and groom were absent. You know when the pastor of a church is not available and the church committee live stream the sermon during Sunday service? That’s what happened at the wedding.


Just that in this case, the bride and the groom who are in the obodo oyibo had previously acted a 3 hour wedding movie in their compound abroad and the video was played on a big screen for their ‘fans’ during the wedding in Nigeria today. The couple did not even bother to Skype their audience to ask if they are having fun or if the jollof has gone round at their remote wedding. They were simply missing in action.
There were representatives abi actors who stood in as the bride and groom to imitate the activities going on in the movie. Whoever the actors are, that is how they have married themselves like play like play.

That’s how somebody would waste asoebi, makeup, high heels and cab fare for a wedding only to end up watching wedding film under the hot sun.

They would have kuma played the wedding party at the venue tbh.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/nigerian-weddings-are-going-digital/
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Nobody: 7:47am On Mar 12, 2017
Oppa
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by GANDALF1(m): 7:57am On Mar 12, 2017
This is amazing. First it was using one of the absentee couple's picture to represent. Then they upgraded to using both pictures. Then this!
We will soon get to e-Divorce soon.
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Nobody: 8:08am On Mar 12, 2017
grin grin laff wan scatter my left auricle



Pls take heart
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Elparaiso(m): 6:41pm On Mar 12, 2017
Hired actors ke?

H'excuze me H'i beg your pardon. Madam, this your story no dey h'add h'up. This your fabu e dey mad gan. But who am I to take a h'action?

Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Smartsyn(m): 10:43pm On Mar 12, 2017
Interesting... I hope the actors will act the honeymoon too, its all part of the wedding.
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by toygod2: 2:07pm On Mar 16, 2017
Excuse me mah,
This ur story no dey add up
The Fabu dey mad gan-an, but
Who im i to say something, WELDONE MA

Kontinueee
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by sholay2011(m): 7:48pm On Mar 16, 2017
Is this for real? shocked
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by cleish(m): 1:55am On Mar 17, 2017
what a nice concept.
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by shumuel(m): 11:34pm On Mar 17, 2017
As long as there is Food, Nigerians are good and would attend grin
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by busky101(m): 9:28pm On Mar 19, 2017
Heheh
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by homesteady(m): 10:04pm On Mar 19, 2017
Naijasinglegirl is this fiction or what? grin
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by dreamwords: 5:13pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by ademidedavid(f): 5:13pm On Mar 30, 2017
Some people will just sleep, wake up and figure out some jagajaga story all because we are in recession abi.......i no kukuma sabi who dey gif us fab btw u and ur aunty! Later now u will blame APC FOR that again, u beta go back to sleep and dream wetin we go blif....
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by ntbeatz(m): 5:15pm On Mar 30, 2017
Vote Debie-rise
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by negz1(m): 5:15pm On Mar 30, 2017
Finally
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by imma2(m):
Wait o.

Na my wedding this girl come publicise here.

I cannot take it. angry angry
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Nobody: 5:15pm On Mar 30, 2017
Yoruba wedding ceremony indeed grin
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Oladelson(m): 5:16pm On Mar 30, 2017
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Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by CuteCeo: 5:16pm On Mar 30, 2017
Lol
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Nobody: 5:16pm On Mar 30, 2017
Parked
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by SuperSuave(m): 5:17pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Pavore9: 5:17pm On Mar 30, 2017
As long as food and drinks flowed, no wahala! cheesy
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Chevalier(m): 5:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
I respect ur lies!

Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by chuks34(m): 5:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
Ok
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by ALAYORMII: 5:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
NaijaSingleGurl
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by registration(m): 5:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
oh cool
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by petux(m): 5:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
The topic is Entrepreneur .
Teacher : Tola stand up and tell me who a producer is..
Tola : Young john
Teacher: who is young john ??
Tola: the wicked producer ..
Teacher : *faints**
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by burkingx(f): 5:19pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by GoldenJAT(m): 5:20pm On Mar 30, 2017
lol.....hope say ur anty sha c JOLLOF collect?very important
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by holatimmy(f): 5:21pm On Mar 30, 2017
Online wooing
Online dating
Online proposal
Online engagement
Now Online wedding
Ok...we are awaiting Online conception
Online delivery
Online naming ceremony

Lemme coman be going with my online data
Re: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by Brown152(m): 5:21pm On Mar 30, 2017
digital indeed.. I will do a waybill during my own..
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