This specially is for anyone who hasn’t been to Lagos or those who stay in Lagos but haven’t had any real experience whatsoever about the yellow and black beasts called Danfo.



1. Here in Lagos, our Danfos have drivers and conductors, but as against popular belief, drivers aren’t always the boss.


2. Take him less serious whenever he tells you he doesn’t have change, it’s a reflex statement no matter how strong his eyes are.

Don’t mind him, just stay mute.

3. He might be serious with the above at times but the worst that will happen is forcing you into either a gay marriage by pairing you with another male or female passenger depending on the situation.


The above are the worst you can do when this happens.

4. Oh! did you just notice the messy wires beneath the steering wheel. fret not. We are used to that here. Noting will happen.

There are worse ones sha.

5. we only use seat belts to evade LASTMA here not for preventing accidents.So don’t worry about the types of outworn seat-belts you’d come in contact with.



6. Don’t leave the bus because his mouth smells, you might never find another bus with a difference. Our conductors and drivers get their inspiration from them.


7. In case either of the driver or conductor strips during a scuffle with any of the uniform guys, he isn’t at all mad, it’s another cost-effective method of evading arrest.



Let me allow you do the rest.

How many of the above can you relate to? In case I missed any, kindly add yours.


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Make I go confirm from NURTW.. I dey come o

arsenic33:
Make I go confirm from NURTW.. I dey come o

lol

mynd44, lalasticlala, rocktation and/or farano, this isn't beyond your capacity. Nairalanders will love this on front page.

Funny lagos

fistonati:
Funny lagos

it indeed is

I can relate to everything up there .

Just last week a conductor joined me in an unceremonious marriage with a lady (a beautiful one ). He gave us 100 naira to take fifty naira each . As I was thinking about how we are going to get change very early in the morning . The lady asked if I was going to ojuelegba I quickly pointe to the building I was heading to , naso she say don't worry , she come give me the whole hundred naira ...see as I de happy, for this recession .

Electronzeez:
I can relate to everything up there .

Just last week a conductor joined me in an unceremonious marriage with a lady (a beautiful one ). He gave us 100 naira to take fifty naira each . As I was thinking about how we are going to get change very early in the morning . The lady asked if I was going to ojuelegba I quickly pointe to the building I was heading to , naso she say don't worry , she come give me the whole hundred naira ...see as I de happy, for this recession .

mine was different, I had to buy something i didn't really need just to give my wife her change

OBALORLA:



mine was different, I had to buy something i didn't really need just to give my wife her change

Your darlin wife .

nice post , I comment my reserve

Richardabbey:
nice post , I comment my reserve

Thanks boss. I really appreciate