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What Is The Craziest Thing Your Kid Have Ever Said To You by hopeofobike(op): 11:43pm On Mar 29, 2017
What is the #weirdest, #craziest #smartest or #funniest thing a kid has #said or #done to you that got you really surprised? Please post five interesting narratives and win recharge card from me.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Kid Have Ever Said To You by Domwiz4all(m): 6:13am On Mar 30, 2017
'Are babies born with cloths on?' I just said yes at that moment because I had no strength for more explanation if I had said yes. But later explained things to her
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Kid Have Ever Said To You by Mskrisx(f):
My aunt's boy. Actually, I spanked him for misbehaving angry and after he cried a while he said..." See your eyes like bussycat, Onyeojo!" (Onyeojo) means "Wicked One." grin grin cheesy grin grin
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Kid Have Ever Said To You by Dyt(f): 7:26am On Mar 30, 2017
My 4+ Lil man is a bag of talk

One day he was asked to go extra classes
He said I not going, is it your **consain***?


He saw me on a white jacket and asked
Daya
Are you now a doctor ni?
I said no son
I am a teacher
He replied
Haaaa, you, you have cane?
I said cane for what?
He said to beat
I said no son, we don't beat
He said but you, you beat me
And I said I am sorry
He replied why yelling me sorry na
I said cos I shouldn't have beaten you
He said OK daya

Daya ooo
When are you coming to pick me?
You haf not buy the aeroplane ni?
Today is Sunday ooo
I not going school

I said I know son
I am working g on buying you the aeroplane so you can fly it and carry everybody in it

He said I will not carry Awal oo
She bite me
But I will carry mama
Carry my daddy too


I just love Al
kiss
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Kid Have Ever Said To You by misscrystals(f): 11:02am On Mar 30, 2017
i am nt a mother yet bt i love kids...
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Kid Have Ever Said To You by Nobody: 12:53pm On Mar 30, 2017
misscrystals:
i am nt a mother yet bt i love kids...
Lie Mohammed
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Kid Have Ever Said To You by misscrystals(f): 8:52pm On Mar 30, 2017
Archaa:
Lie Mohammed
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why are u calling me that? I can never deny my kids if I have I dey mad!!!
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