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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by lionlee216(m): 5:21pm On Apr 15, 2017
Chelseafan1 and Tnot, send me a PM make i chop ur money small lol. Seriously, send me a PM

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by bayocanny: 5:28pm On Apr 15, 2017
Chelseafan1:


Lol, see as u make am easy for mouth, abi make I try my luck ni??

Make I start with community college na abi I don too old for that, I go gast do all these TOEFL too ooo abi?

Be like say na ds type one girl wey I jam for embassy last year do, as dem give am white paper like ds, see as she scatter inside hall, dey happy, dey shout thank you God, I love you God, dey sing, her body no gree calm down o, as she dey happy me sef wey dem give blue paper no know wen I start to dey happy for am, dey smile, dey wish say na me.
If you put in a good application you will definitely get the visa, you've to apply to a Uni because most VO considered college admission as red flag. Write any standardize test either SAT, TOEFL or IELTS it actually depends on your course of study, it will also give you opportunity for scholarship. Apply to atleast two schools since u are considering going to college apply to a uni and a college, use the admission letter of that Uni for your interview. Once u get the visa you can transfer to a college of your choice, you won't be the first and the last to do it, the most important things is to stay in status by attending the school of your choice.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by bayocanny: 5:29pm On Apr 15, 2017
lionlee216:
Chelseafan1 and Tnot, send me a PM make i chop ur money small lol. Seriously, send me a PM
Big bro, I hail o. How your side?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by lionlee216(m): 5:36pm On Apr 15, 2017
bayocanny:

Big bro, I hail o. How your side?

I am very good bro, thanks for asking
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 5:46pm On Apr 15, 2017
Massive protests are going on, today, against President Trump.
Protesters are demanding that Trump should release his tax returns. There are over 100 matches taking place today in Washington DC and other cities.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by alfonso36(m): 5:57pm On Apr 15, 2017
Make we do whatsapp group to help ourselfs na

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Tnot(m): 6:02pm On Apr 15, 2017
lionlee216:
Chelseafan1 and Tnot, send me a PM make i chop ur money small lol. Seriously, send me a PM

Na baba you be now, cheesy watin you wan take coins do. pm sent.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Toppytek(m): 6:03pm On Apr 15, 2017
Chelseafan1:


Na true you talk baba, see one of my uncles wey been dey live with us b4 my aunt file for am, I been beg am make e just send me $20 wey be say hin first child wey don dey with us since like 13 years now sef go need small change, since 3 days now, bros no gree reply me.

Common $20 ooo

Na all these kind relatives dey make am dey pain me say my momcee fuccck up as she no accept the offer.

Person wey don dey dere for like 8 years now, don become citizen, don come naija like twice..., u dey see as pple wicked, wetin be $20

hmmm... that's life for u.. but don't blame your mum.. God knows d best... but that egbon no try.. same thing happened to me late 2016.. there was this man I met while working in a hotel then.. 2013 precisely.. I knew he was rich and has a lot of connections.. we got used to each other base on one or two things before I resigned to go learn Automobile mechanic then which I even told him about and he was encouraging then. late 2015 we met on FB and I discovered he has traveled abroad with his wife and we used to talk once in a while, he even told me he'll be back by December then.. so far he was into importation of goods from the US, I didn't find it difficult asking him to help me get a used laptop computer which I was ready to pay for then. na so em say make I no worry ooo say em go help me get am say make I forget about money.. to cut the long story short.. NA that month em block my ugly ass. .. lol

he later unblocked me ooo.. but I didn't add him up again.. so far am still alive.. I'll keep my ambitious fire burning.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 6:04pm On Apr 15, 2017
Una dey vex for here o grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 6:11pm On Apr 15, 2017
I dey work for burger king today. Now na my lunch break.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 6:12pm On Apr 15, 2017
Frank hmmm
be careful cheesy
I haff said my own o
FrankNetter:
I dey work for burger king today. Now na my lunch break.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Tnot(m): 6:12pm On Apr 15, 2017
FrankNetter:
Una dey vex for here o grin

Bro, no be sere sere o...
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 6:20pm On Apr 15, 2017
sirRiddy:
Frank hmmm
be careful cheesy
I haff said my own o


If you see the work wey I jam this morning, you go pity me. I dey come sha, my 30 minutes break don end.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 6:21pm On Apr 15, 2017
No be wetin I dey talk be that oga.
No be two burgers and fries that be again today?
CALORIES lol
FrankNetter:


If you see the work wey I jam this morning, you go pity me. I dey come sha, my 30 minutes break don end.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by spankyflex(m): 7:19pm On Apr 15, 2017
CFCman:
Massive protests are going on, today, against President Trump.
Protesters are demanding that Trump should release his tax returns. There are over 100 matches taking place today in Washington DC and other cities.
boss am still waiting for your reply on the mail I sent to you. thanks
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Toppytek(m): 7:42pm On Apr 15, 2017
FrankNetter:
Una dey vex for here o grin

oh .. u think say this thread still belongs to u?.. lol.. u never see anything.. this thread go reach more than 500+ pages

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by guiddoti: 7:51pm On Apr 15, 2017
omobs:
if I dey read una post,body just dey sweet me,anybody wey say nah naija be the best, that person nah *****, abeg fvck naija,me tire for everything here,and one idiot go thief 47million dollars lock inside room,I just waste my one year say I dey serve this nonsense country,abeg make person do enter Yankee,even if nah Syria or yemen
una two funny fur ear. which one con be Syria, again. dat one na from frying pan to fire.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 7:51pm On Apr 15, 2017
spankyflex:
boss am still waiting for your reply on the mail I sent to you. thanks
I've replied
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by etiosa97(m): 7:58pm On Apr 15, 2017
I've been following this thread from day one. Even read all the stories in Franknetter's website.

Now i decided to post cuz i really need yall advise.... Currently I'm a student and studying Science Lab technology... Right now I'm like the breadwinner of the house since i lost my dad about 13 years ago. I've been paying all my bills in school and i recently bought a land as well as changed my mom's business into something reasonable... Now the thing is i have about 2 million naira left in my account and I'm already thinking about migrating to the US or Canada.. I don't wanna build a house right now although I've setup the foundation already........ I just wanna migrate. I need yall opinion... Is 2million naira too small to migrate? Or do i need to work more and to mention I'm just 18, would be 19 in two months

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by omobs(m): 8:05pm On Apr 15, 2017
guiddoti:
una two funny fur ear. which one con be Syria, again. dat one na from frying pan to fire.

Bros, no be funny matter,naija don tire me,I swear even Syria wey dey war don better pass us,no job,no light,no nothing,I just finished service ,I don send c.v tire,still no call just because I no get connect,if nah Yankee,nah you go dey select job wey you want,and them go dey treat you well,nah to commot be the best option o,even if nah Afghanistan or Pakistan

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by omobs(m): 8:07pm On Apr 15, 2017
etiosa97:
I've been following this thread from day one. Even read all the stories in Franknetter's website.

Now i decided to post cuz i really need yall advise.... Currently I'm a student and studying Science Lab technology... Right now I'm like the breadwinner of the house since i lost my dad about 13 years ago. I've been paying all my bills in school and i recently bought a land as well as changed my mom's business into something reasonable... Now the thing is i have about 2 million naira left in my account and I'm already thinking about migrating to the US or Canada.. I don't wanna build a house right now although I've setup the foundation already........ I just wanna migrate. I need yall opinion... Is 2million naira too small to migrate? Or do i need to work more and to mention I'm just 18, would be 19 in two months
my guy,if you get opportunity, just migrate,that's the best advise,I have given up on Nigeria ,

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by spankyflex(m): 8:09pm On Apr 15, 2017
CFCman:
I've replied
ok thanks
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by etiosa97(m): 8:22pm On Apr 15, 2017
omobs:

my guy,if you get opportunity, just migrate,that's the best advise,I have given up on Nigeria ,
how do i even go about it?? I've barely been to 4 states in Nigeria let alone travel abroad.............. Please anyone who can help me should pm me abeg...
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Toppytek(m): 8:28pm On Apr 15, 2017
etiosa97:
how do i even go about it?? I've barely been to 4 states in Nigeria let alone travel abroad.............. Please anyone who can help me should pm me abeg...

did I just heard you say you're 18?.. wow!.. nice one.. just be careful with those fraudulent agents.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by etiosa97(m): 8:42pm On Apr 15, 2017
Toppytek:


did I just heard you say you're 18?.. wow!.. nice one.. just be careful with those fraudulent agents.

Sometimes i just think I'm not 18 cuz i think like someone in he's 30's.... Well as a ghetto boy wen he eye tear for money make i see which yeye agent wen wan come scam me.... Well do you have any advise for me as regards migrating
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Toppytek(m): 8:48pm On Apr 15, 2017
etiosa97:


Sometimes i just think I'm not 18 cuz i think like someone in he's 30's.... Well as a ghetto boy wen he eye tear for money make i see which yeye agent wen wan come scam me.... Well do you have any advise for me as regards migrating

meself I be learner for here ooo... na people like CFCman and EgunMogaji na dem fit help u with some clues.. Ans try follow some other related threads here.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by SirWahl1: 9:02pm On Apr 15, 2017
etiosa97:
I've been following this thread from day one. Even read all the stories in Franknetter's website.

Now i decided to post cuz i really need yall advise.... Currently I'm a student and studying Science Lab technology... Right now I'm like the breadwinner of the house since i lost my dad about 13 years ago. I've been paying all my bills in school and i recently bought a land as well as changed my mom's business into something reasonable... Now the thing is i have about 2 million naira left in my account and I'm already thinking about migrating to the US or Canada.. I don't wanna build a house right now although I've setup the foundation already........ I just wanna migrate. I need yall opinion... Is 2million naira too small to migrate? Or do i need to work more and to mention I'm just 18, would be 19 in two months

If you could make this much in your hustle in Nigeria. I would advice you not to travel to any country except for just holiday and sight seeing. Yankee is not as easy as it seems especially if you are not coming in with a green card.
Think of a profitable business in Nigeria set it up and in five to ten years time you would be able to visit any country of your choice. I believe you would succeed in business if you have succeeded thus far.
Just an advice.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Chelseafan1: 9:34pm On Apr 15, 2017
Toppytek:


hmmm... that's life for u.. but don't blame your mum.. God knows d best... but that egbon no try.. same thing happened to me late 2016.. there was this man I met while working in a hotel then.. 2013 precisely.. I knew he was rich and has a lot of connections.. we got used to each other base on one or two things before I resigned to go learn Automobile mechanic then which I even told him about and he was encouraging then. late 2015 we met on FB and I discovered he has traveled abroad with his wife and we used to talk once in a while, he even told me he'll be back by December then.. so far he was into importation of goods from the US, I didn't find it difficult asking him to help me get a used laptop computer which I was ready to pay for then. na so em say make I no worry ooo say em go help me get am say make I forget about money.. to cut the long story short.. NA that month em block my ugly ass. .. lol

he later unblocked me ooo.. but I didn't add him up again.. so far am still alive.. I'll keep my ambitious fire burning.

Lol, can you imagine.....blocked you cause of laptop...people sha.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Chelseafan1: 9:38pm On Apr 15, 2017
bayocanny:

If you put in a good application you will definitely get the visa, you've to apply to a Uni because most VO considered college admission as red flag. Write any standardize test either SAT, TOEFL or IELTS it actually depends on your course of study, it will also give you opportunity for scholarship. Apply to atleast two schools since u are considering going to college apply to a uni and a college, use the admission letter of that Uni for your interview. Once u get the visa you can transfer to a college of your choice, you won't be the first and the last to do it, the most important things is to stay in status by attending the school of your choice.

Thanks a lot for the enlightenment. I'd like to add you on whatsapp if you don't mind.
080662870.

Scammers no try copy my number. cheesy
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Chelseafan1: 9:42pm On Apr 15, 2017
lionlee216:
Chelseafan1 and Tnot, send me a PM make i chop ur money small lol. Seriously, send me a PM

Lol, as I see you sef, you no go fit chop our money, money wey no fit reach to buy you data for one month. grin grin

Tnot, hope u don pm bros, maybe better dey for us.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by SlowlybtSurely: 9:53pm On Apr 15, 2017
Chelseafan1:


Na true you talk baba, see one of my uncles wey been dey live with us b4 my aunt file for am, I been beg am make e just send me $20 wey be say hin first child wey don dey with us since like 13 years now sef go need small change, since 3 days now, bros no gree reply me.

Common $20 ooo

Na all these kind relatives dey make am dey pain me say my momcee fuccck up as she no accept the offer.

Person wey don dey dere for like 8 years now, don become citizen, don come naija like twice..., u dey see as pple wicked, wetin be $20

What if he really doesn't have the $20?

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by gondon(m): 9:55pm On Apr 15, 2017
Bro@@ my candid advice to u is to follow ya mind..



etiosa97:
I've been following this thread from day one. Even read all the stories in Franknetter's website.

Now i decided to post cuz i really need yall advise.... Currently I'm a student and studying Science Lab technology... Right now I'm like the breadwinner of the house since i lost my dad about 13 years ago. I've been paying all my bills in school and i recently bought a land as well as changed my mom's business into something reasonable... Now the thing is i have about 2 million naira left in my account and I'm already thinking about migrating to the US or Canada.. I don't wanna build a house right now although I've setup the foundation already........ I just wanna migrate. I need yall opinion... Is 2million naira too small to migrate? Or do i need to work more and to mention I'm just 18, would be 19 in two months

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