Good day Nairalanders!
As we all know, in this very forum you learn a lot. Ranging from politics to entertainment, to sports, to Infact anything and everything.
That to a great extent I know more about Nigerian and international politics and the world of entertainment can be attributed partially to Nairaland. All thanks to everybody here in this forum. Seun you are doing a great job but you still need to do more (that topic will be left for another day).

So in this topic, I want us to mention all the celebrities that we have here in Nairaland.
(1) Those whose names makes members to shiver for fear of being banned for life without bail or even with a bail that they can't fulfill hahahahhaahhaha!!!
(2) Those who can't do without snake/cobra meat. And they are always like "Hmmmmm yummy!" whenever they see such topics. Hahahahahahaha!
(3) Those whose monikers makes us laugh like crazy even without them saying anything.
(4) Those who are just very annoying like you feel they can show their faces for you to slap the the hell outta their faces and beat them to stupor.
(5) Those whose comments and posts are always about tribal and religious bigotry (very annoying I must confess!).
(6) Those whose comments and posts are always funny!
(7) Those whose reasoning are always one sided without having a feel of what others might want.
( Etc

Hahahahahaha! The list will be endless!

So for me I will only mention a few:

(1) Lalasticlala: hahahahhahaa! The snake meat moderator, who won't even waste 10mins to push such topics to the front page! Lol! Everybody loves Lala! But why I like him is that he sends (good) topics to the front page faster. He is very proactive unlike other moderators who do unnecessary and nonsensical scrutiny.
(2) Mynd44: Lol! All I can say is that this dude is just "Too Blunt" on his ideas and it can piss some people off. Mr. Moderator!I laugh a lot whenever I see that your seal of "This Post Has Been Closed" Hahahahahaa!!! Mynd44 you too dey do guy, before sending peoples topics to the front page unlike our wonderful Mr. Lala! Hahahahahahaaa! Everybody must not accept your political view!
(3) Ipobexposed: Mehn! I don't just understand this dude. He has spent almost all his time on Nairaland posting nonsensical youtube videos attacking people who don't care even a bit about what he feels or what he has to say. Their is even a rumour (but later confirmed) that he said he will kill himself if Nnamdi Kanu is granted bail. To my greatest surprise this same dude created a video to say if Nnamdi Kanu kills himself first, then he can consider killing himself (Ipobexposed). What Mehn! I don't just understand this guy. Bro please, take a chill pill! Bro Nobody Cares!
(4) Tonyebarcanista: I don't know if I spelt his name/moniker correctly though. He was once talking about attaining a Southern Peace and making the whole south one Strong Political Block. Lol! Bro! I must confess. That will take ages to happen...And that is, if it can ever work out with the kind of hate seen and felt everywhere now. You love your southsouth people so dearly. Thats cool!
(5) Ngeneukwuenu: Hahahahahahahahaaa! Mehn! The first day I saw this moniker, I laughed sotee people around me thought I had run mad. The APC mama! Lol! Some people think you are a male, but I just think you are a Strong Political Woman. Keep it up madam! But please, help us tell your party (APC) that people are really suffering in this country. Tell them that they just need to do something real quick to really "Change" the situation of things. We need a "Real Change!" Not[b] "Pre-election Change!"[/b]. If you are really Igbo you will know that "Ala adighi nma!" at all at all!!! But everybody must not believe in your own type of politics please!
(6) The "MyYorubaMuslimCrew": Hahahahaaa! I put these ones in one group because they make people laugh like crazy and the piss people off also.
(7) Omenkalives/ Omenka: This Benue Man is also blunt. I can't say much about him but you guys can help us say what you know about him in this forum.
( Seun: The Oga kpata kpata! He doesn't talk too much but his body language just like the presidencies "body language" hahahahahaa! says a lot. Oga some people accuse you of partisanship, and I want to ask, is it true They ban people too much here for saying what they know and dropping their opinion of things, but they end up being banned like Foreign Rice and their posts being deleted like "a seen film in peoples phones". Oga! please, address these issues or we will create topics to talk it out. Lol!

(9) Saraki: Hehehehehee! This Oga is always present in almost every thread. Often makes people who fight for FTC very angry because oftentimes, he creates a topic and comments first. Hahahahahahahaa!!! He pisses "MyYorubaMuslimCrew" off sotee they now tag him in all their comments. Lol! You guys can say more about this oga.

(10) Add yours and tell us why they make you happy and angry. I can't remember others. Add! Add!! Add!!!

For me, I observe a lot in this forum and I read a lot of comments. They say silence offen times is golden!

Lalasticlala! Please do your usual! Hahahahahahahhaaaa!!!

DebbiePaul (very annoying girl.. i'd feel like i can just drag her image outta my phone and beat the hell outta her a.s.s)
smelly anus (funniest moniker ever)

this one wey you just dey laugh anyhow, hope all is well?

Lalasticlala. He's a snakish gentleman.
Mynd44. A Narcist.
Seun A gentleman who's scared of marriage.



etc

Me nko?

Hateu2 and Naughtynaughty
Agbero girls

Smellymouth -funny moniker and funny dude
Trapqueen/QS -seems like an alphafemale or feminist
Sinz -always watching out for his posts even tho I don't ff him
Zuby77 - Will forever respect him. His 'There and back in time' was the first story I read on here
Orijin101 -he's now gone exile

missnawty:
Hateu2 and Naughtynaughty
Agbero girls

Queensuccubus aka Trapqueen77- unique moniker ever.

HateU2:

Kilonshey Eleyi? Shioor!

divinehand2003:
Queensuccubus aka Trapqueen77- unique moniker ever.

Oga weitn u dy talk?? whatz so unique bou that moniker nw? seem like you need divine slaps to reset ya head Trapqueen77 na notice me person and one sided minded person abeg..

Epositive:
this one wey you just dey laugh anyhow, hope all is well?

Lol! Brother! All is well o! Its just that many characters here makes me laugh like crazy. As a matter of fact when I am very angry I just come to Nairaland read posts and comments and laugh out my anger. Although some posts can be very annoying that I ask "Where is this one coming from?" "How does this person reason?" etc. Minus that, Nairaland is fun! I must confess!

obontami:



Kilonshey Eleyi? Shioor!

your head is paining you

have lost count on how many times Mynd44 have closed my thread...that man is too strict jare...

Na obinnau and ishilove me dey find. That literature section they moderate is so not getting the attention its needed.

Unreasonable bans, taking a '0' page story to FP, taking a long abandoned story to FP, and whatave you.

Those guys ban posts more than the way customs ban the import of rice cc: talk2saintify, cyber5, princeofprince, gindox, eshkay, Tgold1,boffinjay, huntsman, please help me inform my readers that I was banned from the literature section with the update I posted yestday at night. The ban will cancel by 11pm today. Have been sending texts to Obinnau and Ishilove to unban me but to no avail. Please help me to inform the readers.

Hahahaha! Like seriously bro! They too dey ban like crazy!

Lalasticlala! Please help us push this topic to the Frontpage. So that all these Nairaland celebrities can see and know that we know them, what they stand for and what they do!
PUSH! PUSH!! Lala PUSH!!!
Mbok!

TheBlessedMAN:
have lost count on how many times Mynd44 have closed my thread...that man is too strict jare...

Na obinnau and ishilove me dey find. That literature section they moderate is so not getting the attention its needed.

Unreasonable bans, taking a '0' page story to FP, taking a long abandoned story to FP, and whatave you.

Those guys ban posts more than the way customs ban the import of rice

I'm not a mod. Obinnau (who is doing a shitty job, by the way) is the literature section mod.

Mail him, perhaps he will respond.

Lol. Spot on

Me

Ishilove:

I'm not a mod. Obinnau (who is doing a shitty job, by the way) is the literature section mod.

Mail him, perhaps he will respond.

oh bro, am sorry, tot you were one of them. Have mailed obinnau for like 'countless' times, he isn't responding. I was banned for updating on a moving thread. They should help me na. Abeg

TheBlessedMAN:
have lost count on how many times Mynd44 have closed my thread...that man is too strict jare...

Na obinnau and ishilove me dey find. That literature section they moderate is so not getting the attention its needed.

Unreasonable bans, taking a '0' page story to FP, taking a long abandoned story to FP, and whatave you.

Those guys ban posts more than the way customs ban the import of rice cc: talk2saintify, cyber5, princeofprince, Tgold1,boffinjay, huntsman, please help me inform my readers that I was banned from the literature section with the update I posted yestday at night. The ban will cancel by 11pm today. Have been sending texts to Obinnau and Ishilove to unban me but to no avail. Please help me to inform the readers.

sure gonna do that.HRM hadampson oniNL of NL.order one of the town criers to go into the town nd announce to every individual dis vital information.i jst siddon dey eat popcorn nd palmwine till 11pm go reach

TheBlessedMAN:
have lost count on how many times Mynd44 have closed my thread...that man is too strict jare...

Na obinnau and ishilove me dey find. That literature section they moderate is so not getting the attention its needed.

Unreasonable bans, taking a '0' page story to FP, taking a long abandoned story to FP, and whatave you.

Those guys ban posts more than the way customs ban the import of rice cc: talk2saintify, cyber5, princeofprince, gindox, eshkay, Tgold1,boffinjay, huntsman, please help me inform my readers that I was banned from the literature section with the update I posted yestday at night. The ban will cancel by 11pm today. Have been sending texts to Obinnau and Ishilove to unban me but to no avail. Please help me to inform the readers.

ok

@Supersuave ... thanks, I'm honored, bruh.

I just followed you.

SINZ:
@Super.suave ... thanks, I'm honored, bruh.


I just followed you.

You're welcome bro. Just followed back

Abeg make una no derail the topic nah, e no make sense like that please. Lalasticlala abeg send this to the front page. Or are you guys scared of what people will say about all you Nairaland celebrities? [ls mods send this topic to the frontpage. Thanks!!!

boffinjay:
sure gonna do that.HRM hadampson oniNL of NL.order one of the town criers to go into the town nd announce to every individual dis vital information.i jst siddon dey eat popcorn nd palmwine till 11pm go reach

Guy i dey vex 4 u o, u knw see my red light nd u didn't even bother to ask of me

Hadampson:
Guy i dey vex 4 u o, u knw see my red light nd u didn't even bother to ask of me

ah bros abeg no vex i tink say na me dey elude una na Y i use style mention una b dat.sowie o so were una dey since.

boffinjay:
ah bros abeg no vex i tink say na me dey elude una na Y i use style mention una b dat.sowie o so were una dey since.

I went to my grandma's burial ceremony, just arrived yesterday.

Hadampson:
I went to my grandma's burial ceremony, just arrived yesterday.

oh!sori abt d loss.may her gentle soul RIP

boffinjay:
oh!sori abt d loss.may her gentle soul RIP

Amen

Hadampson:
Amen

aiit.