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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by JerryLegend(m): 9:53am On May 06, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
Been meaning to ask....

Why does my GF fart any time i do this?

Too much pressure while thrusting... No be borehole angry

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by maclatunji: 9:54am On May 06, 2017

Brightwesley:
if you fart too much then drink kerosene

Killer advice.

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by GeneralOjukwu: 9:54am On May 06, 2017

ahamonyeka:
I always add soya bean to my tea infact the way I fart is getting too much am even considering myself going for a farting competition.

Google Mr methane grin

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by kechywillz(m): 9:55am On May 06, 2017

Na only men dey comment for the thread

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by GeneralOjukwu: 9:55am On May 06, 2017

JerryLegend:
Too much pressure while thrusting... No be borehole

hahaha haha, Doctor!

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by ahamonyeka(m): 9:57am On May 06, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
Google Mr methane

any effect?

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by adediamond07(m): 10:00am On May 06, 2017

Just imagine combination of the above list........ na to evacuate the area ASAP

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Burgerlomo: 10:01am On May 06, 2017

You will fart excessively if you eat too much beans and eggs, and you better do it when nobody is around you because of the unpleasant odors it will create. grin

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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Nobody: 10:03am On May 06, 2017

potbelly:
Add excess consumption of groundnut to that list

true

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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by DavidEsq(m): 10:05am On May 06, 2017

Kondomatic:
And open doors and windows after you fart, otherwise you're taking everything back

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Michelle55: 10:27am On May 06, 2017

hehehehe...farting na my hobby sha.during my sch days I go fart sotey if anyone else fart, all eyes will b on me like "babe you don start again abi" and I'll be like"no be me mess am oh". looking for a competitor to hand over the farting trophy to,I wan hang booth!!! who is up for the challenge?

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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by luminouz(m): 10:29am On May 06, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
Been meaning to ask....

Why does my GF fart any time i do this?

Is not fart per say....its called vaginal flatulence where d vjay expels hair trapped inside especially after a good doggy session! All my exs are guilty of this..... N u know what we end up laughing after hearing DAT sound!!!
Occasionally dou....I have met some girls DAT fart through d anus when ur fvckin 'em!!!! I guess its due to poor colon control or ur tickling something!!!

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by kadupee(m): 11:04am On May 06, 2017

Jelili! take note

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by merxi55(f): 11:10am On May 06, 2017

labanji:
Some kind of fart experienced from the partner atimes while bleeping causes one to loose immediate erection.

buahahahaha..your own worse

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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Chijosky(m): 11:19am On May 06, 2017

Yes its true try egg roll and la casera or hot porridge beans, guy!! Make I no talk just tryam

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by kannymoore(m): 11:22am On May 06, 2017

nkwuocha1:
Remembered when my son was a little over 8 months.Had bloated stomach and was releasing many explosives. Little lad kept looking for where the noise was coming from. He would look up the ceiling, back of the TV stand, behind the fridge, behind the sofa, walk like a drunk to the kitchen to check, stare suspiciously at the TV to check ,peep inside the cup on the center table ,watch me closely to get a clue. It was such huge task for him.

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grin

Why?

Cos it's so innocent and the op didn't go out of his way to make it sound funny..

Shet!!!!

This is Epic!!! grin

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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Adekunzy(m): 11:37am On May 06, 2017

Ladies won't comment. They pretend like they don't fart!

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Nobody: 11:41am On May 06, 2017

Vision2045:
cos your cassava can't contain her borehole..so the remaining big space release gas DAT sound like fart...

Your comments today ehn. grin

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Holywizard: 11:52am On May 06, 2017

If I fart & E no make large sound, I no dey enjoy am

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by DaudaAbu(m): 11:56am On May 06, 2017

joey150:
Imagine the audacity of the article like you actually know i am farting excessively.

First you must define how much fart is normal and how much fart is excessive.

It is believed that a healthy human fart btw 10 to 12 times every day

According to researchers

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by loomer: 11:59am On May 06, 2017

I be chairman when it comes to mess

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by loomer: 12:00pm On May 06, 2017

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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Nobody: 12:23pm On May 06, 2017

chiddyok:
Your comments today ehn.

Sense of Humor is needed beautiful one

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by bootylady101(f): 12:23pm On May 06, 2017

Beans

that's all I've to say

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by adajoe555: 1:11pm On May 06, 2017

is it good to fart in presence of ones boyfriend?

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by madridguy(m): 1:29pm On May 06, 2017

Noted.

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Owill1(m): 1:52pm On May 06, 2017

I need a very big booty gal to com fart on ma face.

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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Owill1(m): 1:54pm On May 06, 2017

bootylady101:
Beans

that's all I've to say

come fart for me baby if only u really got big booty like u claim

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by yousouphe(m): 3:47pm On May 06, 2017

You don come here again
undecided

We are not interested. tongue

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Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Nobody: 4:12pm On May 06, 2017

asumo12:
Who mess?

na bola, but bola say na teacher.

Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by opey112(m): 4:23pm On May 06, 2017

Opinionated:
Everybody farts but try not to fart in the midst of people, it is not nice.

Fart no get house.

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