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If you are NOT an ardent fan of the reality TV series, Big Brother Naija, I bring you good news! I have brought a list of things that you will use to #pepperdem! We all know how those who watch Big Brother disturb our timelines with gist, pictures and what went down in the house. Worry no more! After reading article, I am 100% sure that you will use these points to convince them that Big Brother Naija is not good for them. Here we go:


1. Big Brother Naija gives people high blood pressure


For those of you carrying T-boss’s matter on their head like Jumoke’s bread of destiny, you better receive sense before you have high blood pressure on entertainment that will end next week. You see all this “Bisola said this” or “Efe did this” “T.Boss is fake” will not help anybody. You better watch it with involving your heart rate. Na drama you dey watch so! Let me repeat it again, it will give you high blood pressure, o! For some of us who don’t watch the daily show, our blood pressure is safe. All we do is waste MB watching it prayerfully on YouTube. No vexing, no annoyance, no wahala.



2. Big Brother Naija consumes people’s time


You see all that time you spend glued to your T.V with your eyeballs following Marvis’s every dry move, shey you know you can use that time to create one ogbonge invention? Like build a space craft or something? You can also use that time to release a hit track like your senator, Dino Melaye.

3. Big Brother Naija is a Jezebel sent to attack your spiritual life


Common guys, instead of depriving yourself of sleep just to catch Bally and Bisola making out in the dark, use that time to pray or bring down all the enemies that have refused to die since you started casting and binding. Look at this lukewarm Christian o, don’t you know that vigil is better than shower scene? These BBN watchers are not mature Christians, sef!

4. Big Brother Naija is a cankerworm sent to finish your money


Before you say “Is it your money”, let me answer the question myself “No, it is not...read on Syncityng.com (under chief synner)

SynCityNg:
If you are NOT an ardent fan of the reality TV series, Big Brother Naija, I bring you good news! I have brought a list of things that you will use to #pepperdem! We all know how those who watch Big Brother disturb our timelines with gist, pictures and what went down in the house. Worry no more! After reading article, I am 100% sure that you will use these points to convince them that Big Brother Naija is not good for them. Here we go:


1. Big Brother Naija gives people high blood pressure


For those of you carrying T-boss’s matter on their head like Jumoke’s bread of destiny, you better receive sense before you have high blood pressure on entertainment that will end next week. You see all this “Bisola said this” or “Efe did this” “T.Boss is fake” will not help anybody. You better watch it with involving your heart rate. Na drama you dey watch so! Let me repeat it again, it will give you high blood pressure, o! For some of us who don’t watch the daily show, our blood pressure is safe. All we do is waste MB watching it prayerfully on YouTube. No vexing, no annoyance, no wahala.



2. Big Brother Naija consumes people’s time


You see all that time you spend glued to your T.V with your eyeballs following Marvis’s every dry move, shey you know you can use that time to create one ogbonge invention? Like build a space craft or something? You can also use that time to release a hit track like your senator, Dino Melaye.

3. Big Brother Naija is a Jezebel sent to attack your spiritual life


Common guys, instead of depriving yourself of sleep just to catch Bally and Bisola making out in the dark, use that time to pray or bring down all the enemies that have refused to die since you started casting and binding. Look at this lukewarm Christian o, don’t you know that vigil is better than shower scene? These BBN watchers are not mature Christians, sef!

4. Big Brother Naija is a cankerworm sent to finish your money


Before you say “Is it your money”, let me answer the question myself “No, it is not...read on Syncityng.com (under chief synner)

Number 4 ooo...big canker worm from outta space oo. Nna no be here, I vote tire now efe no even know me.

Just leave me let me cry

Millypink:
Number 4 ooo...big canker worm from outta space oo. Nna no be here, I vote tire now efe no even know me.

Just leave me let me cry

Sorry now you know better