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Dj Keypresh. Expensive Joke. by Djkeypresh(op): 11:11pm On May 08, 2017
A man and his wife never fought for 25 years of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated: "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up,patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time" After a while it happened again. She patted the horse again and said: "This is your second time" The horse did it again the 3rd time, She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead. Was so shocked and shouted at her.. . . . . . ."Are you crazy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse? She smiled at me and said"This is your first time" Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My Mouth Pin

Re: Dj Keypresh. Expensive Joke. by Djkeypresh(op): 11:16pm On May 08, 2017
Dey will steal someone's phone dat he bought for 80k........ D person will now say "is not the phone dat pain me it's the Sim Card " of 100 naira! Iffa tear you slap, ur ancestors will feel dizzy.
Re: Dj Keypresh. Expensive Joke. by akraym(m): 6:54am On May 09, 2017
Am still waiting for the expensive joke o, because all these ones are cheap jokes
Re: Dj Keypresh. Expensive Joke. by Djkeypresh(op): 10:15pm On May 10, 2017
Ok i will
Re: Dj Keypresh. Expensive Joke. by immaculate1234(m): 7:18pm On Nov 05, 2018
dry as hell


Djkeypresh:
Dey will steal someone's phone dat he bought
for
80k........
D person will now say "is not the phone dat pain me
it's the
Sim Card " of 100 naira!
Iffa tear you slap, ur ancestors will feel dizzy.
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