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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Hushee(m): 6:13pm On May 14, 2017
lionlee216:
Update
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From my last post, the lady I said she came to pick me up at church. Let me call her Candace(Not real name though) said she will like to me to come and spend the weekend in her appartment. I was like 'wow' I just hit a jackpot, I didnt even think about it twice before accepting the offer.

So last saturday, she drove over 2hrs to pick me up and branched some places to get some stuffs. we arrived at her appartment, she cooked and i helped cleaning the house and now it was just her and I. what next? she sat on her three seater and i sat on the double seater, i just told her i would love her to side by my side and she got up to sit by my side, I just wrapped my hands arround her and the next i realised is that we were already cuddling cheesy. So in the night, i drank a 3/4 of red wine, i took my shower, dressed up and went to bed. She was like are you going to sleep with your jeans on? as a sharp boy, I said I never sleep that I am still relaxing. so mins later, I removed everything remaining my boxers only and i used deodourant to smell good. her bed isnt big so there was really no much space btw us. the bed is not big that if she decide to "back me" or face me, all will be to my advantage grin. we sha slept and woke up the following day and said she will fix me bacon and egg for breakfast and when it was fixed, i nearly cried. the food was so tiny to the extent that 10 plates wont do me. I sha enjoyed my time there and came back home.

The second lady that said sorry to me because i couldnt eat pvssy was texting me she needed to talk to me and i had to talk to me. i discivered she is really interested in me(I no fine oo) but i guess she liked my conversation. she kept lamenting about being tired of relationship and asking me why i like her etc. I asked her again if eating pvssy is still a requirement and she said I am a nice person that she will see what she can do. i told her I am even interested in eating her pvssy and she was like "OMG!! lol, I cant stop laughing. well i will teach you but i dont want you to do what you are not comfortable doing" I replied saying who knows I might already be a professional. So she is coming to see me. she lives 3 hrs away..

Nice OT bro, so u wan lick plate?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Ugosample(m): 8:07pm On May 14, 2017
came here to read updates
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 9:18pm On May 14, 2017
Ugosample:
came here to read updates

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Ugosample(m): 9:32pm On May 14, 2017
[quote author=smithsydny post=56523763][/quote]
This guy is a clown
cheesy grin
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 10:21pm On May 14, 2017
Ugosample:


This guy is a clown

cheesy grin
no news coman be going cheesy grin
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by PDPGuy: 3:30am On May 15, 2017
Americans are on track to spend a record $23.6 billion on Mothers' day...
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by OluDare01(m): 3:48am On May 15, 2017
grin grin grin
sirRiddy:
When I check updates on this thread now,
I have to look at the topic again to be sure I did not
click on the other ashewo thread I am following instead cheesy
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by OluDare01(m): 3:50am On May 15, 2017
Hmmmm I saw this one o
lionlee216:


Well she is a black woman. No condoms though! She had me do a test before i can come anywhere near her pants and she showed me her test results too indicating she is clean. I just editted a test result a friend of mine did. I am yet to taste a white woman punna but i have one in view. This black women are generally endowed front and back unlike thee whites lol
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by OluDare01(m): 6:57am On May 15, 2017
Automechanic
Everest1989:
please which vocational course pays well in the USA?

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Toppytek(m): 8:17am On May 15, 2017
OluDare01:
Automechanic

same thing my aunty wey dey Atlanta GA tell me. . but I keep wondering why those guys are well paid there compared to Naija.

well... one thing I've noticed is .. car users in Nigeria likes it when their car's problems are well fixed but they like paying less. no wonder mechanics over charge them when there's is a component that needs to be replaced cos that's the only way they can make some added cash.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Everest1989(m): 9:52am On May 15, 2017
OluDare01:
Automechanic
Thanks man...really appreciate.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by OluDare01(m): 2:50pm On May 15, 2017
Most mechanics you will find around are Mexicans and the number of cars:mechanic ratio is so high
Toppytek:


same thing my aunty wey dey Atlanta GA tell me. . but I keep wondering why those guys are well paid there compared to Naija.

well... one thing I've noticed is .. car users in Nigeria likes it when their car's problems are well fixed but they like paying less. no wonder mechanics over charge them when there's is a component that needs to be replaced cos that's the only way they can make some added cash.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Everest1989(m): 4:33pm On May 15, 2017
I will be coming to North Carolina on July for my masters...Hope the state is cool?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Officialkplus(m): 7:41pm On May 15, 2017
Everest1989:
I will be coming to North Carolina on July for my masters...Hope the state is cool?

Baba,na you o cool,no be so...

You wan travel go yankee shocked,you dey ask if the state is cool.

No be Ibadan(Oyo state) oo..
Na Yankee o...

Make I pm you sharp-sharp..

Abeg take pictures o cool

Make I see from MM to your Yankee door step
God bless..my own too dey come

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Everest1989(m): 10:08pm On May 15, 2017
Officialkplus:

Baba,na you o cool,no be so...
You wan travel go yankee shocked,you dey ask if the state is cool.
No be Ibadan(Oyo state) oo.. Na Yankee o...
Make I pm you sharp-sharp..
Abeg take pictures o cool
Make I see from MM to your Yankee door step God bless..my own too dey come
lol...Fucking funny...okay...I will...

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 10:21am On May 16, 2017
I do proofreading and editing on Fiverr. I can teach you
FrankNetter:
JetLagged?

I keep waking up by 1-2am (which coincides with when 9-10am in Nigeria)

Right now, Im awake just because of this same reason. I find it hard to go back to sleep when I wake up like this. Thankfully, I came over here with my Ps4 console, I'd just play master league till morning.

============================================================

You think Mtn or etisalat are fast? grin grin

think again!

if you see the download speeds I'm getting over here, you'll cry grin grin
too bad torrenting is illegal here in the USA, if not, by now i for don empty their data base cheesy

Ive been checking out a few websites where I can do some proofreading/editing work so I can earn small change (I tried this sometime ago in Nigeria, but with the whole IP changing thingy, I lost my zeal). With the power of a USA IP address, Im willing to have a go at it again.

Any ideas? smiley
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by nellaluv(f): 3:59pm On May 16, 2017
anodebeanthony:
I do proofreading and editing on Fiverr. I can teach you

Please teach me, sending you pm tongue
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by tripoli007(m): 4:42pm On May 16, 2017
abduldope:




bruuh no to rush your self and be aware about troat cancer o, no go the give head anyhow lol



enjoy ya self sir


Bros Na for dating site u dey meet this women abi for street ,give me contact of that 47yr old woman now

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by samuelkingz(m): 5:11pm On May 16, 2017
This thread don dey turn to sexuality section nd me sef Like am wella... Bro Frank Biko is there male ashawo there cos person cannot be using his God given endowment for This naija girls for free na.. How lucrative is the job if it actually exists. . grin
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by abduldope(m): 6:21pm On May 16, 2017
tripoli007:



Bros Na for dating site u dey meet this women abi for street ,give me contact of that 47yr old woman now
wtf ?? LoL am not the one who mentioned such
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by guiddoti: 9:39pm On May 16, 2017
Is like Yankee through the eyes of an Ashwo be the recent topic abi I am on different thread ni

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by skitkid2(m): 10:30pm On May 16, 2017
guiddoti:
Is like Yankee through the eyes of an Ashwo be the recent topic abi I am on different thread ni
Its the right thread.

Stop with the hypocrisy

Was sex excluded from his Yankee experience?

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by guiddoti: 11:56pm On May 16, 2017
skitkid2:

Its the right thread.

Stop with the hypocrisy

Was sex excluded from his Yankee experience?
He had never say so, bro. Perhaps, what hypocrisy got to do with the comment?

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 12:02am On May 17, 2017
Oya abeg e done do make unah end am there.

He was just been sarcastic. I laughed had about it.. Nah photo we need to see.. Frank and brothers make unah show us something Nah make we salivate for here..

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by alfonso36(m): 7:54am On May 17, 2017
guiddoti:
Is like Yankee through the eyes of an Ashwo be the recent topic abi I am on different thread ni
bro why you know dey update us again?? shey I fit Send you PM?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by MadJay: 8:10am On May 17, 2017
You're a goat.... no offence
guiddoti:
Is like Yankee through the eyes of an Ashwo be the recent topic abi I am on different thread ni
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by tripoli007(m): 11:26am On May 17, 2017
This one wey frank never update abii won babe don hold you for job cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by guiddoti: 12:17pm On May 17, 2017
MadJay:
You're a goat.... no offence
I would not blame you, it has been written on your user name. Sorry, if it touches your blood.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 12:39pm On May 17, 2017
anodebeanthony:
I do proofreading and editing on Fiverr. I can teach you

Definitely interested. PM?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 12:41pm On May 17, 2017
Hey guys, I'd like to address this issue of anonymity. While I'd honestly love to make new friends and post my pictures on here, we'd all agree that this thread is more enjoyable cos I never did that from the start.

Simply put, nairaland is a really laaaarge forum, and I do not know who would be reading grin

Plus, my decision to be anonymous gives my audience the power and option of painting a mental image of who franknetter is. Please don't ruin it for us kiss

Abi you want me to dey censor some aspects of what I post here?

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by PDPGuy: 2:17pm On May 17, 2017
For those interested in 40+ American cougars, I present to you Cari Champion

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