anybody in stream2

Nistfrank:
anybody in stream1

we all are still in the lake of fire waiting to be rescued.

ansellotty:
This can't be true! After all the big big meats them take dey do send-off for me hoping say I go commot for house by 23rd. How I want take talk say na stream 2 I kn dey?
NYSC, abeg I use God take beg una; e get d joke wey person dey joke.

Hope beacons!

Robynwelo1:
dis kwantree iz full ov kwaruption! A-ah
Let them not come and change wetin person don work finish.

Wetin u work jare? Ordinary differential equations abi complex analysis?

Thank God oo. I was having hbp when I saw the stream 2 message on my dashboard. Until I checked Nl

Tunnyz:

Lol as in Enh... Been up all day/night

LMAO. God has seen all the sleep you have missed stream 1 must sure 4 u

Luxiana19:
Thank God oo. I was having hbp when I saw the stream 2 message on my dashboard. Until I checked Nl

My friend stop there ..just Hollup

Emcee6:

LMAO. God has seen all the sleep you have missed stream 1 must sure 4 u

Amen oooooooooo

Tunnyz:

Amen oooooooooo

Yeah bro

Robynwelo1:
dis kwantree iz full ov kwaruption! A-ah
Let them not come and change wetin person don work finish.

How do you manage to use 'wetin you work' and corruption in the same sentence, on opposite sides? Lol...

No worry, the worker and the workee shall bear the consequences. After all, this is Buhari's era and we #SayNoToCorruption.

Lol

RAFIC:



How do you manage to use 'wetin you work' and corruption in the same sentence, on opposite sides? Lol...

No worry, the worker and the workee shall bear the consequences. After all, this is Buhari's era and we #SayNoToCorruption.

abeg helep me ask am

stream1 o abi nah stream20 o i send as long as i go enta camp oneday

harlimy7:
so nysc has finally decided to punish me for my sins ehnn....after announcing to all my peeps that I will be going to camp on Monday. so they just decided to ruin me....chai so nysc has finally decided to punish me for my sins ehnn....after announcing to all my peeps that I will be going to camp on Monday. so they just decided to ruin me....chai

same here o. i don't know how to initiate the explanation. let's stay calm since it's a general thing

Ladies and gentlemen stream 1 is now upon us

Chiadikaobi baba low odd I see you

See

as I check my mail see one stupid thing asking me if I bought a new device; I know say kasala don burst. Bet which kyn wahala be dis sef

Just woke up now and checked. " You will be notified when to print your call-up letter because you are not in stream I" . Chaiiiii!!!!!!

Svelte98:
Just woke up now and checked.
" You will be notified when
to print your call-up letter
because you are not in
stream I" .
Chaiiiii!!!!!!

Welcome

OK

Nistfrank:
anybody in stream2

Seems everybody is in stream 2 it is a ghenghen something; I no go just comot house today sef. My chest dey do me somehow

Tunnyz:
OK

Funny pic.

Tunnyz:

Amen oooooooooo

No tell me say you never sleep when me don sleep stream 1 and abt to sleep stream 2

jtwest:

Seems everybody is in stream 2 it is a ghenghen something; I no go just comot house today sef. My chest dey do me somehow

Serious Ghen Ghen something

jtwest:

Seems everybody is in stream 2 it is a ghenghen something; I no go just comot house today sef. My chest dey do me somehow

e for d do u smh if u don see stream 1 peeps, but as it stands, this message of not being in stream 1 will change later.

jazzwill:
Mehnnn...logged in2 my dashboard with sleepy eyes and then came face to face with the heart breaking news. "shit!" i cursed unconsciously. And instantly, over a thousand thoughts matched across my mind as i felt my heavy eyes lighten up. I jux couldn't bliv it. Where did i go wrong again? After all the effort? Damn! This isn't fair. As i pondered along, my mind drifted 2 my Nairaland folks. "They apparently will b jubilating by now" i thought aloud. "okay, lemme see those that were lucky enough to get stream 1". And so i logged in and saw EVERYBODY ship wrecked and almost drowning in stream 2. That was when i realized that though i wasn't a Liverpool fan, i obviously wasn't 'drowning' alone here. But the question is, what could hav been responsible for dz degree of error? Could it be the site was hacked or what? because as it stands, i'm so scared to check my dashboard again. Sleep has eluded me,,,

This is exactly what happened to me, i was scared to come to nairaland, i only came because i have nothing doing

05:00 I don try yawns**

jtwest:

Seems everybody is in stream 2 it is a ghenghen something; I no go just comot house today sef. My chest dey do me somehow

Be like say Una just dey check am.. I was shocked when I checked around 1:06am only to discover it's same response for everybody.

I'll check again by 9am. Make nysc stop this expensive play o. Make I continue my sleep.

Oluwacephas:
No tell me say you never sleep when me don sleep stream 1 and abt to sleep stream 2

Haha... U dream so

Emcee6:

Funny pic.

Lol

JUST IN:::
Studies have just shown that the pulse rates and Blood pressures of a certain percentage of Nigerian graduates sky rocketed unpredictably over the last 4 hours. This; the report claims, must have been as a result of the technical malfunction of the so called NYSC portal. The World Health Organization(WHO) has expressed its concerns over this unhealthy menace.
Source: Baba Ijebu