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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Aaronsrod: 11:09pm On May 21, 2017
OtemAtum:
God ALMIGHTY the father of Yahweh, Allah, Mazda etc will not kill him because what the twitter user said doesn't affect God the Universe in any way. In fact, nothing said by human can trigger the emotions of God Almighty but it can only trigger the emotions of his creatures like yahweh, Allah, human beings etc.
You are not sane.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Aaronsrod: 11:10pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
According to the story your God killed himself as a sacrifice unto himself to offer salvation to humans for some gimmick he created. Your God committed suicide. Tell him to come and kill me. I am in my house.
It is so. His Will Be Done!!
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by OtemAtum: 11:11pm On May 21, 2017
Aaronsrod:
You are not sane.
Your reason pls
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 11:13pm On May 21, 2017
Aaronsrod:
It is so. His Will Be Done!!
Your God has no will because he remains imaginary. Am still in my house, tell him to come and kill me.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Aaronsrod: 11:16pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
Your God has no will because he remains imaginary. Am still in my house, tell him to come and kill me.
You do not know it, but you are already dead. The deed has been done from first you strove to disobey. The Lord of Hosts will not be mocked!
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Aaronsrod: 11:17pm On May 21, 2017
OtemAtum:
Your reason pls
You are not Christian. You see the world only with a canal mind.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by OtemAtum: 11:18pm On May 21, 2017
Aaronsrod:
You are not Christian. You see the world only with a canal mind.
You are not an unbeliever. You see the world only with a gullible mind.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:29pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
Your God has no will because he remains imaginary. Am still in my house, tell him to come and kill me.
I can give you the name of a demon you can summon in latin . Are you brave enough ? It could be an experience that will change your beliefs but it will not in this reality - you would be dead of course . grin
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 11:32pm On May 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
I can give you the name of a demon you can summon in latin . Are you brave enough ? It could be an experience that will change your beliefs but it will not in this reality - you would be dead of course . grin
Am in my house tell the demon to come and kill me.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:34pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
Am in my house tell the demon to come and kill me.
No . No . I won't do the summoning . I won't even try doing it . You have to do it . I'll just pm you the details that's all grin
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 11:34pm On May 21, 2017
Aaronsrod:
You do not know it, but you are already dead. The deed has been done from first you strove to disobey. The Lord of Hosts will not be mocked!
I am dead yet am still conversing with you? Are you high? I've mocked your God. Tell him to hurry up. Am in my house.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 11:35pm On May 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
No . No . I won't do the summoning . I won't even try doing it . You have to do it . I'd just pm you the details that's all grin
Just drop the name of the demon and I'll summon him here for all to see.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:36pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
I am dead yet am still conversing with you? Are you high? I've mocked your God. Tell him to hurry up. Am in my house.
The guy is an atheist .
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 11:37pm On May 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
The guy is an atheist .
grin. Which guy?
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:46pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
Just drop the name of the demon and I'll summon him here for all to see.
No no no . No need to get other people involved . You want to try it , face the consequences ALONE and possibly the people around you . The demon consumes in numbers . embarassed
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:47pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
grin. Which guy?
The aaron guy grin
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 11:48pm On May 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
No no no . No need to get other people involved . You want to try it , face the consequences ALONE and possibly the people around you . The demon consumes in numbers . embarassed
I fear no demon. Just drop the name.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:50pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
I fear no demon. Just drop the name.
Its beside you already. RIP cry
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 11:51pm On May 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
Its beside you already. RIP cry
The demon has 10 minutes to kill me else it is imaginary.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 11:52pm On May 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
The aaron guy grin
He is a strong fundamentalist christian. I just went through his post.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:56pm On May 21, 2017
dalaman:
The demon has 10 minutes to kill me else it is imaginary.
Just forget it , it would be unChristian-like for me to be culpable for your death . It will come when it will come .
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 8:02am On May 22, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
Just forget it , it would be unChristian-like for me to be culpable for your death . It will come when it will come .
After typing RIP. Well done. Your demon remains imaginary.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by raphieMontella: 1:32pm On May 22, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
No no no . No need to get other people involved . You want to try it , face the consequences ALONE and possibly the people around you . The demon consumes in numbers . embarassed
Drop the bs oga
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Wenebadu(f): 1:56pm On May 22, 2017
according to the types of suicide identified by Emile Durkheim,what JESUS did was altruistic suicide,dying for the group, i.e sociologically. But religiously He did not commit suicide. Don't try to use your academical knowledge to explain the things of the spirit.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 2:15pm On May 22, 2017
Wenebadu:
according to the types of suicide identified by Emile Durkheim,what JESUS did was altruistic suicide,dying for the group, i.e sociologically. But religiously He did not commit suicide. Don't try to use your academical knowledge to explain the things of the spirit.
But academically, God created the universe which doesn't need holy spirit interpretation abi?? undecided
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Incrizz(f): 2:31pm On May 25, 2017
Droldnallufepoh:
those wives, unlike your Jesus didn't know they were gonna get killed
They didn't?

No friends constantly warning them?

No news in the papers, TV of others getting killed.

Don't join those mocking the sacrifice of love...
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Incrizz(f): 6:57am On May 26, 2017
Stinson007:
answer that question you self, it's making me purge
Do not confuse Sacrifice for Suicide simply because they both begin with 'S'.

And,

Don't join the world to deride The Sacrifice Of Love.

* I found your reaction super hilarious though, purge? Haba neighbour!

Kikikigrin
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Pastafarian: 3:13pm On May 26, 2017
Incrizz:
They didn't?
No friends constantly warning them?
No news in the papers, TV of others getting killed.
Don't join those mocking the sacrifice of love...
nope they didn't know they would be killed
knowledge is the keyword here
friends warn them they "might" be killed
newspapers show them they "might" be killed

Your Jewish Carpenter's son KNEW he would be killed
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Incrizz(f): 4:28pm On May 26, 2017
Pastafarian:
nope they didn't know they would be killed

knowledge is the keyword here

friends warn them they "might" be killed

newspapers show them they "might" be killed


Your Jewish Carpenter's son KNEW he would be killed
He SACRIFICED His life for you.
Why does that make you bitter??!

Or is it His children you are bitter against?

Why are you so bitter?

Sport?
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Pastafarian:
Incrizz:
He SACRIFICED His life for you.
Why does that make you bitter??!

Or is it His children you are bitter against?

Why are you so bitter?

Sport?
I didn't know I was bitter. Christians say that since I am an atheist, therefore I am always bitter, so I must be. If they say I am bitter, I must be angry, whether I am bitter or not. In fact, if the Christians say I am bitter, I don't even have the right to not be bitter because they say I am bitter.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Babacele: 1:30am On May 27, 2017
Pontius Pilate's wife warned the husband not to have anything to do with the killing of the innocent man........the crowd said let the sin be on our heads and our children's.........but Christ said " father forgive them for they know not what they are doing"...peace profound.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Incrizz(f):
Pastafarian:
I didn't know I was bitter. Christians say that since I am an atheist, therefore I am always bitter, so I must be. If they say I am bitter, I must be angry, whether I am bitter or not. In fact, if the Christians say I am bitter, I don't even have the right to not be bitter because they say I am bitter.
Lol..

Aww..
Now you are sounding so sweet....

Let me explain something,

One day I was in a taxi in Ekiti,
We were 4 passengers in all.
When it was time to pay,

One of the passengers gave the driver money and said, "for all of us".
He alighted afterwards.
We were all srrangers, but that was how I entered free ride that day o. grin

Having been paid for,
The driver has no right to demand any more money from me right?
If I go ahead to pay, I'd be stupid, won't I?

Jesus Christ paid the price for you.

Didn't you hear of the 'Dark Knight' Shooting: 3 Boyfriends Die Shielding Girlfriends ...

Google it.

These ones were shielding their girlfriends and died. They may not gave known they were dying that day, but as the shooting began, they each knew she had to live even if it meant they had to die.
That they had that realised they need to protect to her even if it meant dying means they committed suicide?

Christ took your place...

It's all love...
Sacrifice.

*I will really like to apologize for "bad behaviour".
It's not intentional.
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