I’ve observed that in every department In school, there are this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what. Well, with enough said, let’s start from somewhere.
See below:
*1. THE S.U(s):*
These sets of students are always “spiritual” thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would start quoting bible!

*2. THE EFIWES/GURUS:*
Theses one’s are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!

*3. THE SLEEPING MACHINES :*
I have two of them in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.

*4. THE DECEIVERS:*
I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind closed door

*5. THE COOL DUDE/BAE:*
These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 200

*6. THE WAVES STUDENT:*
You only see these ones whenever there’s test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.

*7. THE CAUSE TROUBLE:*
At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.

*8. THE ACTIVISTS:*
this set of students hate cheating like mad. They challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. They challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.

*9. THE OLODOs:* These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers!

*10. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS:*
No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves.

*11. THE FUNNY BONES:*
A day without them in class,it always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh.

*12. LATE COMERS:* Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.

*13. TALKATIVES:* Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers,coursemates,they would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes.

Tahrah:

where do u belong??

lonikit:

where do u belong??

Number 4

Tahrah:
Number 4

lolzzz.

We no reach 10 in our department

Trizyd:
We no reach 10 in our department

is ur school located in Nigeria.

belongs to number 5

Trizyd:
We no reach 10 in our department

na fish engineer u da study ?

I belong to number 4

Trizyd:
We no reach 10 in our department

We're just 23 too

Number 2

oluwashedy:
We're just 23 too

pls wht department is dat

lonikit:


pls wht department is dat

Either Agric..esp soil sc or dentistry

Trizyd:
We no reach 10 in our department

well compiled! thumbs up!

But I did not see the:
OVERSABI'S: Those one that knows everything ominiKnowest, they can even correct lecturers the ITK groups: I too know

THUNDAR:
well compiled! thumbs up!

But I did not see the:
OVERSABI'S: Those one that knows everything ominiKnowest, they can even correct lecturers the ITK groups: I too know

its true ooo. lolzz

Back then in school ... We the boys distractôrs

AngelicDamsel:
Back then in school ... We the boys distractôrs

u are indeed a distractor, no doubt abt dat

I swear I belonged to number 5 recently...

NLProblemChild:
I swear I belonged to number 5 recently...

so u no get frnds for class

lonikit:

so u no get frnds for class

few.. I mingle alone

skimmy005:
na fish engineer u da study ?

hahahaha say na Fish engineering

NLProblemChild:
few.. I mingle alone

lolzzz, I knw ur type; one man mopol

I be 4&13

lonikit:



lolzzz, I knw ur type; one man mopol

u don get am! So I do anything freely..

lonikit:


pls wht department is dat

Sociology. Federal University Lafia, Nasarawa state

ADENIKETINA2015:

lonikit:
I’ve observed that in every department In school, there are this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what. Well, with enough said, let’s start from somewhere.
See below:
*1. THE S.U(s):*
These sets of students are always “spiritual” thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would start quoting bible!

*2. THE EFIWES/GURUS:*
Theses one’s are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!

*3. THE SLEEPING MACHINES :*
I have two of them in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.

*4. THE DECEIVERS:*
I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind closed door

*5. THE COOL DUDE/BAE:*
These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 200

*6. THE WAVES STUDENT:*
You only see these ones whenever there’s test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.

*7. THE CAUSE TROUBLE:*
At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.

*8. THE ACTIVISTS:*
this set of students hate cheating like mad. They challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. They challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.

*9. THE OLODOs:* These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers!

*10. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS:*
No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves.

*11. THE FUNNY BONES:*
A day without them in class,it always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh.

*12. LATE COMERS:* Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.

*13. TALKATIVES:* Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers,coursemates,they would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes.

lonikit:
I’ve observed that in every department In school, there are this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what. Well, with enough said, let’s start from somewhere.
See below:
*1. THE S.U(s):*
These sets of students are always “spiritual” thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would start quoting bible!

*2. THE EFIWES/GURUS:*
Theses one’s are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!

*3. THE SLEEPING MACHINES :*
I have two of them in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.

*4. THE DECEIVERS:*
I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind closed door

*5. THE COOL DUDE/BAE:*
These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 200

*6. THE WAVES STUDENT:*
You only see these ones whenever there’s test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.

*7. THE CAUSE TROUBLE:*
At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.

*8. THE ACTIVISTS:*
this set of students hate cheating like mad. They challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. They challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.

*9. THE OLODOs:* These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers!

*10. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS:*
No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves.

*11. THE FUNNY BONES:*
A day without them in class,it always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh.

*12. LATE COMERS:* Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.

*13. TALKATIVES:* Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers,coursemates,they would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes.

Funny, but wait, which one you be

ktj19:






Funny, but wait, which one you be

me lolzzz, I belong to 1,2,10&11.

NLProblemChild:
I swear I belonged to number 5 recently...

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