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My Computer Studies teacher told us;

That where he worked overseas (an Airport) before coming back to Nigeria, that if he removes his face from the computer, a plane will crash!
That his position was too important.
I wonder why he left the work where they pick and drop him off daily. lol

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My Igbo Teacher told us

That during his days in the university when he was contesting for SUG post, a cultist threatened him by pulling a gun at him.


He told the cultist that nobody tries him and goes free.

It wasn't up to 3days, the cultist was arrested.

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Secondary school was fun tho.

lalasticlala, share yours

He/she then told me that education is the key to success......biggest lie I have ever heard in life

That if I study hard I would be like obasanjo

Our bastard Maths teacher told us that finding X is the solution, but thank God we were boy-men then so we saw through the lies. Those ajebutter then carry am for head, them find that X through out secondary school and higher school.

Now they are finding work.

Also our CRK teacher told us that when he was in higher school his lecturer was gay, so he fell in love with his yansh, but he refused to indulge in immorality.

The lecturer threaten to fail him, so he took it to prayers and the Almighty God intervened. I don't know if this is a lie, everyone believed though. But what everyone found hard to believe was that the eediot man was using his preek to scatter Emmanuel my very good nigga yansh then. Chai even till now i no still believe.

I can still freshly remember when Emma papa carry shotgun come school. Chai those days sweet o.

The man say e go kill everybody for the school including Emma. Baba provoke, e won come be like terminator.

That I am the leader of tomorrow!!

My computer teacher once told me that there was this car that when people rested on it, it called out their
Mehn, that one was just one of the many lies he told us.
Him just use technology deceive us.

Na so one teacher tell me say na London him come from oh because of the English wey him dey talk dat time na so me sef chop am until i reach SS1 come find out say he was born and bred in (USA)

United State of Abia

That man dat said if i read my book i wil be great like obama... U will die by my hand

BornAgainMay:
That if I study hard I would be like obasanjo

Some of the notorious and annoying lies.

Our physics teacher sef told us once that Albert Einstein was once a "normal" boy like us with "just" one head. But this man was almost the age of Einstein and e never even event chalk or anything to call his evention.

E come dey bobo us sey e don event automobile before, whether na toy car or kite he did not specify. Na when him and our biology teacher come get beef dey begin open their yansh.

The beef go on until they come finally contact. Mr Itepu (biology teacher) wipe Mr Rasheed physics teacher anyhow. We wey get mind dey for back with our thick voice dey do commentary. We come dey call boilogy teacher "Bash rasheed" (instead of bash ali).

Principal come dey rush come like stone cold, Bash Rasheed come put am inside the ring, distribute the beating generously to the guy. We sef come confuse whether na fight the man come seperate abi na royal rumble them plan.


Secondary school sweet. They flog us well well buh it was worth it.

waxxydude:
Some of the notorious and annoying lies.

Our physics teacher sef told us once that Albert Einstein was once a "normal" boy like us with "just" one head. But this man was almost the age of Einstein and e never even event chalk or anything to call his evention.

E come dey bobo us sey e don event automobile before, whether na toy car or kite he did not specify. Na when him and our biology teacher come get beef dey begin open their yansh.

The beef go on until they come finally contact. Mr Itepu (biology teacher) wipe Mr Rasheed physics teacher anyhow. We wey get mind dey for back with our thick voice dey do commentary. We come dey call boilogy teacher "Bash rasheed" (instead of bash ali).

Principal come dey rush come like stone cold, Bash Rasheed come put am inside the ring, distribute the beating generously to the guy. We sef come confuse whether na fight the man come seperate abi na royal rumble them plan.


Secondary school sweet. They flog us well well buh it was worth it.

Oya

lalasticlala jamienaij ishilove mynd44 fynestboi seun

Hmmm... Thinking

Mine told me that he took first position throught his schooling

waxxydude:
Our bastard Maths teacher told us that finding X is the solution, but thank God we were boy-men then so we saw through the lies. Those ajebutter then carry am for head, them find that X through out secondary school and higher school.

Now they are finding work.

Also our CRK teacher told us that when he was in higher school his lecturer was gay, so he fell in love with his yansh, but he refused to indulge in immorality.

The lecturer threaten to fail him, so he took it to prayers and the Almighty God intervened. I don't know if this is a lie, everyone believed though. But what everyone found hard to believe was that the eediot man was using his preek to scatter Emmanuel my very good nigga yansh then. Chai even till now i no still believe.

I can still freshly remember when Emma papa carry shotgun come school. Chai those days sweet o.

The man say e go kill everybody for the school including Emma. Baba provoke, e won come be like terminator.

nawa 4 u y bastarD

Homeboiy:
He/she then told me that education going to school is the key to success......biggest lie I have ever heard in life

People always mistake education for schooling..

If you Dont educate yourself, how will you succeed

Evablizin:
Mine told me that he took first position throught his schooling

It's possible..
I took first position from P3 to P6 during my primary school days. Clinched overall best student award 3 times in junior secondary J1 to J3
Many thanks to my mom who took her time to teach me everyday after school and lesson.. Even on weekends, she never got tired and I was willing to learn.

All the comments so far... Was this thread created to yab excellence sef?

Not every smart and intelligent people are rich or will be very rich..
Not every rich people are smart and intelligent.. Some are just stupid and lucky.. Some don't even know how to make themselves happy with their wealth. Some can't even manage or make their wealth grow.. The list is endless

Chuvin22:
It's possible..
I took first position from P3 to P6 during my primary school days. Clinched overall best student award 3 times in junior secondary J1 to J3
Many thanks to my mom who took her time to teach me everyday after school and lesson.. Even on weekends, she never got tired and I was willing to learn.

All the comments so far... Was this thread created to yab excellence sef?

Not every smart and intelligent people are rich or will be very rich..
Not every rich people are smart and intelligent.. Some are just stupid and lucky.. Some don't even know how to make themselves happy with their wealth. Some can't even manage or make their wealth grow.. The list is endless

thanks,is just for the fun,as you can see i did'nt curse him or insult because he made my schooling interesting and was actually trying to motivate me to do my best no matter what

lalasticlala mynd44