₦airaland Forum

hopefulLandlord:
can you see the problem of Nigerians? if this guy happens to be DPO and I'm in Nigeria he'll probably get me arrested on trumped up charges and probably execute me to the glory of his imaginary friend

Sirheny007:
No!
Nigeria has a problem when people like you make statements like that without even realizing it's a threat to the so called 'freedom of religion'

hopefulLandlord:
I respect your right to have a religion but I don't respect your religion

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the same extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
- H. L. Mencken

Sirheny007:
Obviously you didn't even understand the Henry Louis Mencken in the first place!

mezebel:
respect God

hopefulLandlord:
look at this novice!

why not head to the religion section and see how we've been toying with your imaginary friends (Jesus, Yahweh, Holy Spirit, Paul etc)?

do you know how many threats your ilks throw at me?

BTW where were these "Heavens" reaction when the metal bars in akwa ibom church started falling and crushing its members?

think! bro, think!!

hopefulLandlord:
I don't believe there's a god anywhere, I'm not saying there's no god anywhere either

those solutions are working for me pretty well, you can also try them sometime

as for your personal story about healing
There are stories of people praying to the Christian God and being healed.

There are stories of people praying to non-Christian gods and being healed.

There are stories of people praying to no gods and being healed.

There are stories of members of all three categories who are not healed.

How do we figure out if anything is going on except confirmation bias? We find people who are sick, we have some prayed for and some not, and we see if there is a different recovery rate. The Templeton Foundation - a group inclined to believe that prayer is effective - ran exactly that experiment and found no difference.

I can go on a limb and say You don't have millions of answered prayers; you have millions of people who're determined to believe that their prayers were answered. Big difference.



BTW, if you have such powers to heal on touch, kindly help humanity by getting rid of several diseases after all your Jesus said many times in your holy book

And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

(Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.)

RockyEyo:
All verses quoted have one thing in common, FAITH

Please, how many of this people do you know that have faith as little as a mustard seed send me his?her phone number sir. I promise you it'll only take a word.

hopefulLandlord:
another religious scammer celebrates birthday, remember when this guy ran over and over for presidency? little did Nigerians know he was simply profiting from running by gathering people's money, then being paid "compensation" by inec for losing election, once INEC stopped the compensations our man of god coincidentally stopped running

I always tell people that Christianity is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble. No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... for some imaginary posthumous benefit

hopefulLandlord:
another religious scammer celebrates birthday, remember when this guy ran over and over for presidency? little did Nigerians know he was simply profiting from running by gathering people's money, then being paid "compensation" by inec for losing election, once INEC stopped the compensations our man of god coincidentally stopped running

I always tell people that Christianity is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble. No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... for some imaginary posthumous benefit

hopefulLandlord:
another religious scammer celebrates birthday, remember when this guy ran over and over for presidency? little did Nigerians know he was simply profiting from running by gathering people's money, then being paid "compensation" by inec for losing election, once INEC stopped the compensations our man of god coincidentally stopped running

I always tell people that Christianity is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble. No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... for some imaginary posthumous benefit

MidasT:
You are entitled to your own stupidity. Revel in it, no one is asking you.

FX:
You are so much on point

hopefulLandlord:
so you're telling me NOT ONE SINGLE AMPUTEE has had faith the size of a mustard seed?

Ayefele does not have faith the size of a mustard seed?

Cobhams Asuquo does not have faith the size of a mustard seed

kunlesufyan:
59 and still looking young

hopefulLandlord:
thanks sir

hopefulLandlord:
another religious scammer celebrates birthday, remember when this guy ran over and over for presidency? little did Nigerians know he was simply profiting from running by gathering people's money, then being paid "compensation" by inec for losing election, once INEC stopped the compensations our man of god coincidentally stopped running

I always tell people that Christianity is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble. No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... for some imaginary posthumous benefit

FX:
Thanks too. I love your kind of mentality. It is your kind of person I want as a friend. Don't mind all those unrealistic narrow minded bigotic holier-than-thou set of people criticizing you. They are all blind people who can not think deep into matters

hopefulLandlord:
so you're telling me NOT ONE SINGLE AMPUTEE has had faith the size of a mustard seed?

Ayefele does not have faith the size of a mustard seed?

Cobhams Asuquo does not have faith the size of a mustard seed

rhektor:
How much has deep thinking offered humanity?

hopefulLandlord:
another religious scammer celebrates birthday, remember when this guy ran over and over for presidency? little did Nigerians know he was simply profiting from running by gathering people's money, then being paid "compensation" by inec for losing election, once INEC stopped the compensations our man of god coincidentally stopped running

I always tell people that Christianity is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble. No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... for some imaginary posthumous benefit

hopefulLandlord:
another religious scammer celebrates birthday, remember when this guy ran over and over for presidency? little did Nigerians know he was simply profiting from running by gathering people's money, then being paid "compensation" by inec for losing election, once INEC stopped the compensations our man of god coincidentally stopped running

I always tell people that Christianity is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble. No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... for some imaginary posthumous benefit

yinkslinks:
Happy birthday to the man with many adwards. Failed pastor. Failed lawyer. Failed musician. Failed husband

hopefulLandlord:
another religious scammer celebrates birthday, remember when this guy ran over and over for presidency? little did Nigerians know he was simply profiting from running by gathering people's money, then being paid "compensation" by inec for losing election, once INEC stopped the compensations our man of god coincidentally stopped running

I always tell people that Christianity is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble. No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... for some imaginary posthumous benefit

informsuda:
You are really pained. Sorry.I have goodnews for you.They are multiplying geometrically. Over 4 billion now and still counting.I will beg you to give your life to Christ right now and watch the pain roll away.