TrajansKong:

My friends, I was joking!!

The only morning and night water I have to offer is what my body produces daily.

I can still send it to you for a fee if you wish, but as I said you must let it cool down before use to let the salts settle.

Cheers!

Classic!

People travel from other states to buy the water.. ..watagwan

olasmith10:
Good morning, can someone please give me information abt how I can get the Morning water at TB Joshua's church

the thing is that they don't sell the water. they sell a package and the water is.part of it which contains stickers and books . so if you go there saying you want to buy morning water they will chase you away. you have to purchase it from the church premises. I assist with purchase for those who stay in other states and send via transport. this is how others from various states do get theirs delivered to them. you can get in touch if you want to buy and send to your location .

My Father in heaven is the One who gives people the true living water and it is for free, and it will spring to eternity. Just believe in Christ Jesus the Son of God and the saviour of the world. But stop looking for occultic water from the backyards of people but which they dispense in the name of Jesus Christ. Read: John 4: -13, 14; Rev. 22:17.

ErepaTV:

To drink garri.

CROWNWEALTH019:

Sweet lips on your dp

sweet lips? have u tasted it?

OtemAtum:
lol. Here's the domain of the gullible sheeple. Morning and night water, lol

As in ehn...No be small morning water...Someone please shift I need to faint..Lol

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When everything else in life fails, open a church.

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may God deliver people from false faith,no other name on earth given to be save except jesus,whatever other thing is fake and demonic

What is morning water use for?

TrajansKong:

My friends, I was joking!!

The only morning and night water I have to offer is what my body produces daily.

I can still send it to you for a fee if you wish, but as I said you must let it cool down before use to let the salts settle.

Cheers!

0mo people Wickedπ_π

olasmith10:
Good morning, can someone please give me information abt how I can get the Morning water at TB Joshua's church

Those outside Lagos can contact me 08110531991

TrajansKong:

My friends, I was joking!!

The only morning and night water I have to offer is what my body produces daily.

I can still send it to you for a fee if you wish, but as I said you must let it cool down before use to let the salts settle.

Cheers!

may God Forgive u..Badt Guy

Meanwhile............



Some of una dey laff here, not knowing say dat mama-put dey use am cook for una

Nigerians, please rise and react swiftly to this challenge

Hello house, Happy Father's Day. Please, I don't know if this is the appropriate forum to being this topic but I know that the moderator will help me take it to front page. Ladoke Akintola University is about to 'die' if nothing drastic is taking into consideration.
Someone told me today that there are about 30 courses due for accreditation and NUC has shifted the process three times. They have given then last chance to be September, 2017.
If nothing happens then, the school will be back to square one as they will have to start all over. What becomes of the students and the lecturers? I learnt a department is now left with only one lecturer as others have gone to various private institutions.
Ladokites in the house and our well wishers, please rise to this challenge so that the future of the one time best state university in Nigeria will not be in jeopardy.
Do everything in your capacity either prayer, raining fire on her enemies, telling whosoever could be of help, using social media etc to save this great Institution.
Thanks.
O. A. A

Morning water was given for free to everyone (outside the main auditorium )who attended the SCOAN Sunday service last week. It Happens once in a while. But if you really want to get it on your own, you will pay 5k for cd . some books and stickers will be added to the package together with a free morning water card. This card is what you will use to get morning water. Its not by force to get one, but you go fear when you see the queue consisting of mostly foreigners trying to get theirs.

oshe11:
Love to help bt HONESTLY dnt know





7 major types of slap.

1) Formatting slap: This is the type that makes one forget instantly what he/she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like 'what did I do? Why did you slap me?'
This slap is very common. It's always from a guy who is stronger than you...

2)Resounding slap: This is when after you are hit, you keep hearing funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

3) Take away slap: This is when after you are slapped, all you do is hold your face and walk away. This type is normally received by new born again Christians....

4) Religious Slap: The type of slap that immediately you receive it, you shout Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

5) Fixed Deposit slap: When you receive this slap, all you just do is stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.
Elder brothers use this type of slap alot.

6) Rhetorical slap: The moment you receive this slap, you find yourself asking questions that don't need reply.... 'Chigoo, you slapped me?... Like did you just slap me?

7) Explanation slap: When you receive this type, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person to you out of your own Accord.
' Bros, shebi you been dey watch.? I no do anything o... I just dey pass na.
This is a slap from soldiers that haven't been promoted for a long time.


WHICH ONE BUHARI, THE PRESIDENCY AND OUR POLITICIANS DESERVE

Fixed deposit slap nko?

When Dem slap you that slap today, the slap no go materialize until days later. You go be like, "wait oooo, this man slap me day before yesterday oooo, ahhhh, wetin I do am narrrr?

for the first time in my life, I can't say a word, morning water? plus morning bath water, oh God. Assignment things.

Traditional Assignment things.

pweetiedee:
Morning water?

What is it used for?

Nawa oo

It's the type of water bought by gullible people looking for miracles and believe it can be solved by buying water that has been prayed over by a fake prophet

TrajansKong:

My friends, I was joking!!

The only morning and night water I have to offer is what my body produces daily.

I can still send it to you for a fee if you wish, but as I said you must let it cool down before use to let the salts settle.

Cheers!

I need human urine to become rich. If u send am I go settle u after I don hammer. Quote me a yes to discuss how I will reach u.

Lovine:


How much did you buy your bible? I hope you just went to the bookshop and collected it free of charge? But you pay to watch Nollywood films, etc, but for the things of God that will change your life you want it always free.

lamest reply ever. Chai!

This is idolatry.

Harrytimbog:
Morning water was given for free to everyone (outside the main auditorium )who attended the SCOAN Sunday service last week. It Happens once in a while. But if you really want to get it on your own, you will pay 5k for cd . some books and stickers will be added to the package together with a free morning water card. This card is what you will use to get morning water. Its not by force to get one, but you go fear when you see the queue consisting of mostly foreigners trying to get theirs.

South africans can kill for Synagogue. Very weird.

Omoluabi16:
South africans can kill for Synagogue. Very weird.

even Ghanians, generally africans + Oyinbos....visitors too dey plenty every week. Nigeria's Imigration Index says it all ( SCOAN index is 0.6 i.e 60% of this nation's Immigrants). The picture O P posted is wrong...... dats not the morning water. Its shape looks like that of a perfume.

MayhorE:
just sneak there early and fetch it from the backyard tap. be vigilant

I laff so tey I almost fell of my "shia"

I have some one that do sell it for me at 10k at synagogue, but I stay in Ilorin, i do get it for pple in my office

GoldHorse:

I laff so tey I almost fell of my "shia"

ikorodureporta:
Meanwhile............



Some of una dey laff here, not knowing say dat mama-put dey use am cook for una

How can madam put make gain by using 5k water cook 5k food? She will eventually run at a loss.

OtemAtum:
How can madam put make gain by using 5k water cook 5k food? She will eventually run at a loss.

if na 2 drops daily nkor?

TrajansKong:

My friends, I was joking!!

The only morning and night water I have to offer is what my body produces daily.

I can still send it to you for a fee if you wish, but as I said you must let it cool down before use to let the salts settle.

Cheers!

E diot >:

ikorodureporta:



if na 2 drops daily nkor?

No assumption, is it two drops daily?