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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jun 26, 2017
frank317:


Oh pls just be quiet.you have been shouting and calling yourself UK doctor all over the place like it even matters.

I have told you before, u are better of being a native doctor. You are a disgrace to every other doctor our there, except native doctors.

Just look at the silly story you have been defending like a senseless bush woman. You can't even sound objective and show you are intelligent for once.

U are quick to join the band wagon of fools who believe in this rubbish childish story just because u are desperate to defend your imaginary sky daddy.

You said ur specialty is general surgery, now I know ur brain needs surgery. Did u ask of death certificate? No. Did u ask why his body was flown to India rather than Nigeria? No. Did u ask if the story was published in any paper? No. What did the medical body say about the incredible phenomena? You don't know.

Look instead of embarrassing Ur profession all over the place just shut up. And to think that u feel foolish Felixomor should be ur co partner in defending this rubbish story, u definitely need a brain surgery.
grin grin grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:56pm On Jun 26, 2017
ThePrinceOfLuzz:
Spineless oaf!

Putting your last comment and this one together how many lines of expletives would you say you exhausted out of the 500 which is our target?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jun 26, 2017
spacetacular:


Putting your last comment and this one together how many lines of expletives would you say you exhausted out of the 500 which is our target?
That ends it, b!tch. You've been placed exactly where you belong, and have now been reduced to this pettiness and stupidity. This is gonna be my last response to you........ unless you do something stupid again. Good night. grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 11:13pm On Jun 26, 2017
ThePrinceOfLuzz:
That ends it, b!tch. You've been placed exactly where you belong, and have now been reduced to this pettiness and stupidity. This is gonna be my last response to you........ unless you do something stupid again. Good night. grin

Awww please don't go! We still have work to do regarding your 500 expletives sedation target.

Don't tell me your burned yourself out already.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by laudate: 11:22pm On Jun 26, 2017
spacetacular:
From zero to 100 with obscenities in record time. Bitterness and stress related outbursts such as this above is crystal clear proof that the owner of those words above has deep rooted problems either with his self esteem or his societal acceptance.

People who dish out extremes in negativity do so in their attempt to compensate for other inner turmoil such as those I already mentioned.

The reason why I would encourage his outburst is so that he can heal. I am sure he would feel better by the time he is done declaring another 500 lines of vitriol toward me while I sit back and laugh through them all.

Life is good when you are good to life.
I need to toast your sense of humour. cheesy I can't remember the last time I laughed this much!! grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 11:55pm On Jun 26, 2017
laudate:

I need to toast your sense of humour. cheesy I can't remember the last time I laughed this much!! grin
Biko come here. Who drag you inside?
Trouble is sleeping, yanga go wake am..

Come and be going "sharperly"
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:17am On Jun 27, 2017
ftechclass:

Akuya,,,
Atimes, i smile at your posts, like you have made sense all your life

coming from The "humble learning" idiot who doesn't know "general surgery" specialty exists,
Even in front of google and multiple corrections....

Hian undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:20am On Jun 27, 2017
ThePrinceOfLuzz:
[s]Moron_. Medical students are overrated. Deal with it. [/s]grin
Mumudeen, that you will never be a medical doctor is enough alibi for me already.
You are too dull to become one.

I wish I could listen to you further..... undecided
Unfortunately you still reason like a secondary school kid.
Incoherent, also.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 7:35am On Jun 27, 2017
ThePrinceOfLuzz:
[s]I'll keep saying it, you're the dumbest person I know on nairaland. So doctors are smarter than Physicists? Engineers? Philosophers? Felixomoron has killed me. grin My younger brother is a "secondary school kid", but he's infinitely smarter than you, since he came from a lineage with a superior gene to yours, just like his brother. You're from a lineage of baboons and half-finished humans. cheesy[/s]

Lmao angry
The tears is much.
I am sorry.
You will never become one.
because you are dull........
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 7:46am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:


Lmao angry
The tears is much.
I am sorry.
You will never become one.
because you are dull........
This is what you do best. To keep spewing same bullshit persistently. Just like you kept repeating to dalaman that he doesn't know what "non" means for over 20 times. Who wants to become a doctor? I have higher aspirations than that, where people of your profession are of little significance where I stand. Oya, repeat the same nonsense, "You'll never become one, cos you're too dull". I'm waiting. Haha! grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 7:51am On Jun 27, 2017
ThePrinceOfLuzz:
[s]This is what you do best. To keep spewing same bullshit persistently. Just like you kept repeating to dalaman that he doesn't know what "non" means for over 20 times. Who wants to become a doctor? I have higher aspirations than that, where people of your profession are of little significance where I stand. Oya, repeat the same nonsense, "You'll never become one, cos you're too dull". I'm waiting. Haha![/s] grin

Hehehehe,
Its even one of the multiple jobless fake monikers,
No wonder the pain,

Keep crying brah,
It makes me feel good grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 7:59am On Jun 27, 2017
ThePrinceOfLuzz:
You stopped spewing your bullsh!t? The worthless robot is finally ashamed of his stupidity. grin

Oh so you cant read too?
I said I feel good
Knowing that you are very dull grin
Too dull to be a doctor....
You will be The type that uses surgery to treat infections... grin

Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 8:10am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:


Oh so you cant read too?
I said I feel good
Knowing that you are very dull grin
Too dull to be a doctor....
You will be The type that uses surgery to treat infections... grin
grin grin grin Your parents should have exchanged you at infancy for a bag of condoms. Then they would have been free of the calamity that is you, and wouldn't have to unleash another disaster on humanity afterward.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 8:36am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:


coming from The "humble learning" idiot who doesn't know "general surgery" specialty exists,
Even in front of google and multiple corrections....

Hian undecided
ROTFLMAO. You should be a shame to all medical doctors on this platform bro.

As to your corrections, I'm yet to see those who correct me. Anyways, birds of same feathers flock together

You're the only person who takes delight in claiming to be a doctor, claiming doctors are the most intelligent and smart beings.

I have never for once contested intelligence and stupidity with you because you're the boss. You're the most intelligent person on NL as well the most stupidity person ever encountered. Keep living in fantasies of imaginary medicine.

I advise you, try to get a life outside NL RELIGION SECTION. You're no longer taken relevant..

I believe you're getting it hot from princeofluzz. LoL, fire on bro. Dr Felixomor feeling the heat. Atmosphere not conducive

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 8:39am On Jun 27, 2017
ThePrinceOfLuzz:
grin grin grin Your parents should have exchanged you at infancy for a bag of condoms. Then they would have been free of the calamity that is you, and wouldn't have to unleash another disaster on humanity afterward.
OMG
Chai Chai chai

Oyah, come and be going.
This is tearfull.


Come and be going.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 8:46am On Jun 27, 2017
ftechclass:
OMG
Chai Chai chai

Oyah, come and be going.
This is tearfull.


Come and be going.
Hahaha. Felix is incredibly dumb. He's just so good for sports. grin grin grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 8:49am On Jun 27, 2017
ftechclass:

[s]ROTFLMAO. You should be a shame to all medical doctors on this platform bro.

As to your corrections, I'm yet to see those who correct me. Anyways, birds of same feathers flock together

You're the only person who takes delight in claiming to be a doctor, claiming doctors are the most intelligent and smart beings.

I have never for once contested intelligence and stupidity with you because you're the boss. You're the most intelligent person on NL as well the most stupidity person ever encountered. Keep living in fantasies of imaginary medicine.

I advise you, try to get a life outside NL RELIGION SECTION. You're no longer taken relevant..

I believe you're getting it hot from princeofluzz. LoL, fire on bro. Dr Felixomor feeling the heat. Atmosphere not conducive[/s]

Oh so you still dont know you were ignorant ba?
On the specialty ?

And besides you telling me to get a job when you came here for the sole purpose of listening to fools who call themselves apetheists troll religious people.....

Please clean your eyes first.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:03am On Jun 27, 2017
Kwa Kwa Kwa. Smiling in LARABCI
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 9:15am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


Band wagon of fools you say? I see I must have hurt you pretty bad by refusing to be on your band wagon.

Never mind, you will accept it and heal eventually. I encourage you to. Call me all you wish if that helps you sleep at night or if you feel your misplaced annoyance toward me would get me laid off. My mind isn't yours so allow me use mine for what gives it joy.

of course you are free to believe whatever nonsense you want to believe, but you had no reason to attack the 'iamnaigerian' guy for tryin to poke holes into the story. Even my 6years old niece will ask reasonable questions before believing. But here you are, a self pronounces doctor of all trades, attacking people who are asking questions and trying to get the story straight.

you think if you say u are a doctor in UK we will bow down in awe? how are u allowing ur belief make u sound like a layman yet you rub ur profession in our faces like we should just accept it because u, a UK DOCTOR said it. You even have the audacity to ask the guy his field of specialization as if asking questions and doubting the story is wrong.

Why did you bother traveling all the way to the uk to become a doctor when you know you can believe in God and pray your way out of everything. You should have stayed in your village, pronounce your self a native doctor or pastor and pray people out of their sicknesses since you are sure your God has given you the power to do everything. rubbish

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:20am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


[s]of course you are free to believe whatever nonsense you want to believe, but you had no reason to attack the 'iamnaigerian' guy for tryin to poke holes into the story. Even my 6years old niece will ask reasonable questions before believing. But here you are, a self pronounces doctor of all trades, attacking people who are asking questions and trying to get the story straight.

you think if you say u are a doctor in UK we will bow down in awe? how are u allowing ur belief make u sound like a layman yet you rub ur profession in our faces like we should just accept it because u, a UK DOCTOR said it. You even have the audacity to ask the guy his field of specialization as if asking questions and doubting the story is wrong.

Why did you bother traveling all the way to the uk to become a doctor when you know you can believe in God and pray your way out of everything. You should have stayed in your village, pronounce your self a native doctor or pastor and pray people out of their sicknesses since you are sure your God has given you the power to do everything. rubbish[/s]

Nonsense.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:38am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


of course you are free to believe whatever nonsense you want to believe, but you had no reason to attack the 'iamnaigerian' guy for tryin to poke holes into the story. Even my 6years old niece will ask reasonable questions before believing. But here you are, a self pronounces doctor of all trades, attacking people who are asking questions and trying to get the story straight.

you think if you say u are a doctor in UK we will bow down in awe? how are u allowing ur belief make u sound like a layman yet you rub ur profession in our faces like we should just accept it because u, a UK DOCTOR said it. You even have the audacity to ask the guy his field of specialization as if asking questions and doubting the story is wrong.

Why did you bother traveling all the way to the uk to become a doctor when you know you can believe in God and pray your way out of everything. You should have stayed in your village, pronounce your self a native doctor or pastor and pray people out of their sicknesses since you are sure your God has given you the power to do everything. rubbish
Blood of Jesuuuuuuuuuu

I wan learn how to get mouth like this....

Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:39am On Jun 27, 2017
CatfishBilly, I sight you with my oil immersion objective.....

What do you have to say cool

Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 9:43am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:


Nonsense.

certified slowpoke of nairaland religious section... I hailooooo, u too mushhhhh

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 9:44am On Jun 27, 2017
Oga, nothing to say. Just counting the number of specialties that have been quoted thus far and just observing generally. grin grin
adepeter26:
Catfish.Billy, I sight you with my oil immersion objective.....

What do you have to say cool
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:48am On Jun 27, 2017
Frank brutalised this thread... cry
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 9:58am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


of course you are free to believe whatever nonsense you want to believe, but you had no reason to attack the 'iamnaigerian' guy for tryin to poke holes into the story. Even my 6years old niece will ask reasonable questions before believing. But here you are, a self pronounces doctor of all trades, attacking people who are asking questions and trying to get the story straight.

you think if you say u are a doctor in UK we will bow down in awe? how are u allowing ur belief make u sound like a layman yet you rub ur profession in our faces like we should just accept it because u, a UK DOCTOR said it. You even have the audacity to ask the guy his field of specialization as if asking questions and doubting the story is wrong.

Why did you bother traveling all the way to the uk to become a doctor when you know you can believe in God and pray your way out of everything. You should have stayed in your village, pronounce your self a native doctor or pastor and pray people out of their sicknesses since you are sure your God has given you the power to do everything. rubbish


All I could read from your self venom was yackity yackity yack mingled with a lot of low self esteem and a deep sense of inferiority complex.

Of all the things to mention it's just the "UK doctor" that irks you. Well I wonder the last time you bent down and kissed Your Own feet out of self love.

The embassies of the world are open to all. Try visiting one if you feel my occupational location gives you cause to toss and turn all night.

I am loving the attention though even though it's hurting you by doing so.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by hopefulLandlord: 9:58am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


of course you are free to believe whatever nonsense you want to believe, but you had no reason to attack the 'iamnaigerian' guy for tryin to poke holes into the story. Even my 6years old niece will ask reasonable questions before believing. But here you are, a self pronounces doctor of all trades, attacking people who are asking questions and trying to get the story straight.

you think if you say u are a doctor in UK we will bow down in awe? how are u allowing ur belief make u sound like a layman yet you rub ur profession in our faces like we should just accept it because u, a UK DOCTOR said it. You even have the audacity to ask the guy his field of specialization as if asking questions and doubting the story is wrong.

Why did you bother traveling all the way to the uk to become a doctor when you know you can believe in God and pray your way out of everything. You should have stayed in your village, pronounce your self a native doctor or pastor and pray people out of their sicknesses since you are sure your God has given you the power to do everything. rubbish

this fûçking guy grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:01am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


certified slowpoke of nairaland religious section... I hailooooo, u too mushhhhh

I wonder when u will become valuable to human existence. undecided
So far u have been a negative, insulting those who have proven to more valuable than you.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 10:04am On Jun 27, 2017
adepeter26:
Frank brutalised this thread... cry

oga can you imagine? someone said he died in a Europe country and they flew his body to india? is India his maternal home? watin concern dead body concern India? they even put him in a morgue.. why? Because he can't use Nigeria where his story can easily be verified.



meanwhile people are rejecting the story because of some lose ends, a certain Quack Uk doctor is questioning their specialty. even if the man actually woke up, how does that concern any God anywhere? what does she even gain by believing its God that raised him? will it give her special powers as a doctor?

see how a whole doctor is wasting her energy to insist a ridiculous obviously false story is real when it will not even make a difference in her life.

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