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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:27am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
You're making this look like child abuse. I hope pummeling you doesn't land me in jail. cheesy

My questions to you and Spacetacular from my ThePrinceOfLuzz handle are still there unattended to. You might want to answer them now, doofus. grin
But on a serious note,
How many religious people have you doomed in your household?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:29am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
[s]Wow all for me? Interesting! I must have pissed off a whole swarm of you so much so that torment took you over.

Since you say I am a beggar, did I beg for your attention or comment? You are actually the slumdog beggar here because you are bent on "begging" for my attention through your comments.

Be proud of yourself alright? Stop thinking that by begging for my attention it would validate you in some way. You don't need me for that. You already validated yourself to be intellectually bereft of everything but insults.[/s]
Stupid_. I decide how to toy with my dolls and marionettes. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 11:30am On Jun 27, 2017
adepeter26:
Frank317, well done. You get this one well.

Oyah chop knoko! Chop knoko !
Even though my brand is star... I will still enjoy this one with u. wink
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 11:32am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Stupid_. I decide how to toy with my dolls and marionettes. grin
It's obvious you have lost your pacifier. A grown man who still thinks about dolls like he is a little girl.

You must be the little piggy who cried all the way home.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:32am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:
But on a serious note,
How many religious people have you doomed in your household?
This is the kind of comment that makes me rank you lesser than baboons on the evolutionary ladder. I wonder what business Evans had kidnapping the wrong people when garbage like you abound. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:33am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
It's obvious you have lost your pacifier. A grown man who still thinks about dolls like he is a little girl.
It is sad, sister.
Honestly.
No wonder the histrionic attention craving from him.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 11:35am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:
It is sad, sister.
Honestly.
No wonder the histrionic attention craving from him.
Why would anyone open a myriad of identities here just to seek attention if he isn't attention deprived in real life?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:36am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
This is the kind of comment that makes me rank you lesser than baboons on the evolutionary ladder. I wonder what business Evans had kidnapping the wrong people when garbage like you abound. grin
Eiya I never knew Evans was your brother,
First start kidnapping your family.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:36am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
Why would anyone open a myriad of identities here just to seek attention if he isn't attention deprived in real life?
Honestly its baffling.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:37am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
This is the kind of comment that makes me rank you lesser than baboons on the evolutionary ladder. I wonder what business Evans had kidnapping the wrong people when garbage like you abound. grin
Moseh Bíbélì ooo.

I can't take it

Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 11:37am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Felixomor has never managed to improvise a witty response against his assailants and tormentors. He's [color=darkgreen]always at the receiving end from others[/color], I wonder why. grin

And it's also interesting how Spacetacular has been reduced from someone insulting others moments prior, calling them "dumb", to a wailing b!tch complaining about the venom and spirit of bitterness that runs in her family, which was present in the black semen that fertalized her mother's egg, giving her an undeserved shot at existence to come and insult her betters for rendering her opinions redundant. A beggar and riff-raff from the streets of UK ghettoes forming General Surgeon on nairaland. undecided

Quote me and let your destiny be used as kiwi to polish the devil's tattered sandals. grin
looooooool... ohh boyeeee
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 11:45am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:
Eiya I never knew Evans was your brother,
First start kidnapping your family.
I seriously wonder how specetaculatar reacts to the trash you type here. I am sure she could only wish for a more reasonable partner.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 11:47am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:
Honestly its baffling.
The colour of his pacifier must be pink because only a daddy's girl craves this much attention.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:48am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
It's obvious you have lost your pacifier. A grown man who still thinks about dolls like he is a little girl.
Still mired in the stupidity of measuring intelligence by age. grin Not everyone that makes you tremble is an older hag than you. I'm not a bombastic idiotic old fool who prattles on about his achievements on a faceless forum as if it counts for sh!t. I'm a young, flexible mind, full of energy and youthful vigour who takes delight in tormenting sick fucks_ like you. grin

You've sounded on here like a fool, a charlatan and a subtle bully. Just trying to show you that a smart twenty-year old can be much closer to enlightenment than some pompous, sanctimonious, self-inflated, crashing old bore who had the nerve to tell IamaNigerianGuy that he'll need to go back to medical school for an update should she indulge him academically, but can only cry and wail now like a b!tch with bleeding pussyy. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:49am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
The coloured of his pacifier must be pink because only a daddy's girl craves this much attention.
Lmao grin

Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:50am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:
Eiya I never knew Evans was your brother, First start kidnapping your family.
Another dumb reply. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:50am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:
I seriously wonder how specetaculatar reacts to the trash you type here. I am sure she could only wish for a more reasonable partner.
Sorry bro
I just know the "doctor" part is still painful......

Eiya,
Be healed undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:52am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Another dumb reply. grin
Says the infection "surgeon"......
Who has chosen to speak dumb things only....

Hian undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:53am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
This is the kind of comment that makes me rank you lesser than baboons on the evolutionary ladder. I wonder what business Evans had kidnapping the wrong people when garbage like you abound. grin
My God grin grin grin grin shocked shocked
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:53am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:
Says the infection "surgeon"...... Who has chosen to speak dumb things only....
Hian undecided
grin grin grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 11:54am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Still mired in the stupidity of measuring intelligence by age. grin Not everyone that makes you tremble is an older hag than you. I'm not a bombastic idiotic old fool who prattles on about his achievements on a faceless forum as if it counts for sh!t. I'm a young, flexible mind, full of energy and youthful vigour who takes delight in tormenting sick fucks_ like you. grin

You've sounded on here like a fool, a charlatan and a subtle bully. Just trying to show you that a smart twenty-year old can be much closer to enlightenment than some pompous, sanctimonious, self-inflated, crashing old bore who had the nerve to tell IamaNigerianGuy that he'll need to go back to medical school for an update should she indulge him academically, but can only cry and wail now like a b!tch with bleeding pussyy. grin
So you are a 20 year old. I was right when I said you were speaking from the effects of your raging teenage hormones.

You need to really learn about one liners when making witty comebacks rather than the essays you deploy up there.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:56am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
So you are a 20 year old. I was right when I said you were speaking from the effects of your raging teenage hormones.

You need to really learn about one liners when making witty comebacks rather than the essays you deploy up there.
Says the wailing b!tch having menstrual cramps. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:57am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
So you are a 20 year old. I was right when I said you were speaking from the effects of your raging teenage hormones.

You need to really learn about one liners when making witty comebacks rather than the essays you deploy up there.
Chai,
So he is just 20 years old?
My guess was good

No wonder..... shocked
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 11:58am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Says the wailing b!tch having menstrual cramps. grin
You are the one who has actually been wailing! When you have hormonal abnormalities as a man sometimes you could feel "bitchy"! wink
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 12:01pm On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
You are the one who has actually been wailing! When you have hormonal abnormalities as a man sometimes you could feel "bitchy"! wink

You can enquire from transgenders.
[color=darkblue]Spacetacular nonsense[/color] of the highest originality. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jun 27, 2017
People get disastrous mouth sha....
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 12:03pm On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
[color=darkblue]Spacetacular nonsense[/color] of the highest originality. grin
You know there are actually treatments for hormonal disorders. Who knows, you just might be a transgender who is afraid of coming out of the closet and that could explain your "bitchy"nature as a man and your pink pacifier.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
You know there are actually treatments for hormonal disorders. Who knows, you just might be a transgender who is afraid of coming out of the closet and that could explain your "bitchy"nature as a man and your pink pacifier.
This is drab, mehn. My scathing expletives have numbed your spirit, making your fingers hit the keyboard at random. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:10pm On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
This is drab, mehn. My scathing expletives have numbed your spirit, making your fingers hit the keyboard at random. grin
Delusions of grandiosity ^^^ undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 12:11pm On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
This is drab, mehn. My scathing expletives have numbed your spirit, making your fingers hit the keyboard at random. grin
Can random hits on a keyboard produce legible words and sentences? Try and use your teenage head for once and not your hormones.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:
Delusions of grandiosity ^^^ undecided
How market, son of "Mumudeen". grin
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