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13 places where I CAN SEE YOUR BRAIN IS PAINING YOU would have appeared in the Bible:. ************************** 1.devil: if you are the son of God,turn this stone into bread. Jesus: lol,is like this wan want to use me and open bread industry.. Devil:. Ok why not jump down from here,the angels will catch u before you land. Jesus: smh,oga I dey fast,I no get time for all this your rough play.. Devil: OK finally, u see all the fine things of this world, I can give it to you if only you bow down and worship me.. Jesus:.Is like your brain is paining you abi?,will you get behind me,ode.. ************************** 2. Delilah: sam bae,where lies your strength?. Samson: why do you want to know?.. Delilah: I just want to know sweet. Samson: please leave me,I'm not feeling fine.. Delilah: is it under your armpit?.. Samson: is like your head is not correct, nobi only armpit,is under my elbow. **************************" 3. King Solomon: since the two of you are claiming that this child is yours,what do we to the child?.. Prostitute 1:give her the child, when she grows,she will know who her real mother is.. King Solomon: what about you?, what do u say?.. Prostitute 2: use knife and share the baby into two, give me one part,and give her the other part. King Solomon: what's that your name again?.. Prostitute 2: harlot amaka. King Solomon: is obvious that your brain is menstruating.. Will you leave my palace!.. Please u people should give the other woman her child. *************************** 4. Elisha: what do u have in this house? Widow: just a little flour,is the last I have,I intend to make bread with it,so me and my son will eat it and die. Elisha: oya use it and make bread for me first.. Widow: I said is the last I have.. Elisha: is your ear paining you?..use it and make for me bread first.. Widow: no sir,is you that your brain is paining,.. If I give u,what will I and my son eat?.. *************************** 5. Goliath; what do u intend to do with that fling?. David: to kill you uncircumcised Philistine.. Goliath: do I look like a bird to you?,I can see your brain is paining you abi.. David: (after he had killed him).. So who is his brain paining now?.. **********†*************** 6. Mrs portiphar: Joe,come and lay with me.. Joseph: ma pls,I'm not feeling fine,I can't sin against my master, my body and against my God.. Mrs portiphar: common dear,your master will not know. Joseph: with due respect ma,why not go for a brain test,is obviously paining you. Mrs portiphar: how dare you talk to me like that?, come here!!.. Joseph; (fleeing),.. I'm not coming anywhere, I'm running to my house, come there and beat me. ************************* 7. Jacob: master,this is not the woman I'm interested in,I want Rachel. Laban: my son,according to tradition,Rachel cannot marry before her elder sister Leah,if you want Rachel, you have serve me for another 7 years,making it 14 years.. Jacob: seven more years!!..I don't mean to insult you sir,but your brain is seriously paining you!.. *************************** 8. Jesus: is that his tomb?, Mary: yes rabbi. Jesus: oh my friend Lazarus, remove the stone. Mary: remove which stone,he has been dead for three days now sir,the bad smell will kill all of us here. Jesus: I said remove the stone. Mary: ask Martha sir,me I'm not feeling fine. Jesus: Martha, remove the stone. Martha; I wanted to tell u this before sir,me too,I ve not been feeling fine since Lazarus died. Jesus: Peter, go ahead and remove the stone.. Peter: sir,me too,I'm not OK,.. Jesus: (as he wants to turn to mattew).. Mattew: master,all of us here are not feeling fine oo, some of the demons u casted out of that man with the 'legion' entered some of us.. *************************** 9. Jesus: (after telling the parable of the prodigal son), so any question?.. Yes James. James: master I want to know how many wives the prodigal son later married after his father forgave him?.. Jesus: James are u sure you are born again?.. James: yes master.. Jesus: and you are sure your brain is not paining you? James: I'm fine sir.. Jesus: I'm teaching u people about repentance, and you are thinking about women.. James: I'm sorry sir ,is a slip of thinking.. *************************** 10. Pontus Pilate: between Jesus the self acclaimed King of Jews and Barnabas the thief,who should we set free? Crowd: Barnabas!! Pontus Pilate: you people want me to crucify this innocent man,and release the thief?? Crowd: yes!!! Pontus Pilate: all of u are mad!!, someone should bring me a bowl of water abeg, let me wash off my hands from this taboo.. *************************** 11. Moses: pharoah, i.i.i.i. am war..war..warning you for the la la last time o, let my people go. Pharoah: you can't even talk like a human being, let which people go..? Moses: mai.. mai..mai Pharoah: moi moi !!.. Oga goan learn how to talk first. Moses: allow us go with awa..awa..awa....our crops,women,children and animals. Pharoah: oh you even want to go with everything you have,including your crops and livestock... I can see your brain is stammering too.. Moses; i i i i i don.. Don don.. Don. Pharoah: kataway!! ************************** 12. Nebuchadnezzar: I threw three people inside the fire,but I can see four people there dancing and singing.. (Falls to the Ground).. Servant; (rush to him), his Majesty,are u OK?.. Nebuchadnezzar: my brain is paining me... How can I put people inside fire and the fire is not burning them?.. My chest is paining me.. Servant: is like you are having high BP sir.. Nebuchadnezzar: who is having high BP?, may thunder fall on you!!.. *************************** 13. Jesus: who do people say I am? Thomas: some say you are Elijah. Luke: some say you are Moses. John; some say you are Joshua. Matthew: sir,one man said you are Queen Esther.. Jesus: Matthew. Matthew: yes rabbi. Jesus: are u OK??.. *************************** Happy Sunday guys.. Written by Yan Baba

Funny

MISHIGAS!
This is an abuse of sacred Knowledge.

LoL...


Funny

But op, try to space your article.....

13 places where I CAN SEE YOUR BRAIN IS PAINING YOU would have appeared in the Bible:.

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1)The temptation of jesus
- devil: if you are the son of God,turn this stone into bread.
- Jesus: lol,is like this wan want to use me and open bread industry..
- Devil:. Ok why not jump down from here,the angels will catch u before you land.
- Jesus: smh,oga I dey fast,I no get time for all this your rough play..
- Devil: OK finally, u see all the fine things of this world, I can give it to you if only you bow down and worship me..
- Jesus: .Is like your brain is paining you abi?,will you get behind me,ode..

oaroloye:
MISHIGAS!
This is an abuse of sacred Knowledge.

Hmmm

carpenter4lyf:
LoL...

Funny
But op, try to space your article.....

thanks that has been noted

carpenter4lyf:
13 places where I CAN SEE YOUR BRAIN IS PAINING YOU would have appeared in the Bible:.

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1)The temptation of jesus
- devil: if you are the son of God,turn this stone into bread.
- Jesus: lol,is like this wan want to use me and open bread industry..
- Devil:. Ok why not jump down from here,the angels will catch u before you land.
- Jesus: smh,oga I dey fast,I no get time for all this your rough play..
- Devil: OK finally, u see all the fine things of this world, I can give it to you if only you bow down and worship me..
- Jesus: .Is like your brain is paining you abi?,will you get behind me,ode..

Evul you...
ahahahaaah

another proof the bible is bullsheeet is that the word "Brain" never appeared there, the word "Heart" is used instead

science eventually taught us the heart just pumps blood, heart doesn't think, doesn't say anything.......

hopefulLandlord:
another proof the bible is bullsheeet is that the word "Brain" never appeared there, the word "Heart" is used instead

science eventually taught us the heart just pumps blood, heart doesn't think, doesn't say anything.......

bia oga this post was not for you to start blaspheming. if you don't get the joke then kindly find another thread n become useful

sommyblaze:
bia oga this post was not for you to start blaspheming. if you don't get the joke then kindly find another thread n become useful

what you gonna do, shoot me?