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project55:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Nigerian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Share with your friends, don't laugh alone �����

not funny man comedy is not your calling,I began to ask won't you guys allow the man to enjoy his retirement? Or is it hatred taken too far? Presently you have president and it didn't bother you.

[quote author=OrestesDante post=58095016]You may actually think this is not correct but it is.



6. I need 100k ASAP.

Meaning that I need one hundred thousand naira as soon as possible.

Hahahahahaha

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English Language is not easy at all

No 1, 2, and 4 aren't strange, neither do they sound absurd. But your no. 3 is horse-shit! Absolute nonsense.

Speak like that at your own peril.

@ OP this one is strong oo,

I'm still trying to understand some of these sentences up there o,

I won't pretend that I understood everything completely.

This English sef

portside:
not funny man comedy is not your calling,I began to ask won't you guys allow the man to enjoy his retirement? Or is it hatred taken too far? Presently you have president and it didn't bother you.

There is a lot of sense in it bro.. .. Our president want to die in power it's not worth it at all

OP, IN PRAGMATICS, THEY MIGHT BE CORRECT. BUT WITHOUT PUNCTUATIONS, THEY AUTOMATICALLY BECOME WRONG BOTH IN SYNTACS AND SEMANTICS

VargasVee:
5. One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas.
How He Got Into My Pajamas, I’ll Never Know.

Groucho Marx came up with this. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
This is a great example of how a sentence can completely change its meaning based on how we group the words together in our mind.

I don't understand this one. I really do hope it's not what I'm thinking tho.

Yuneehk:
I don't understand this one. I really do hope it's not what I'm thinking tho.

I think its literal. Prolly the elephant somehow 'wore' his pajamas. So he shot it 'wearing' his pajamas. Literally of course

project55:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Nigerian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Share with your friends, don't laugh alone �����

Sorry, where is the joke again. I completely forgot to laugh. Next

have you married is it correct plzzz

ScotFree:
No 1, 2, and 4 aren't strange, neither do they sound absurd. But your no. 3 is horse-shit! Absolute nonsense.

Speak like that at your own peril.

Agreed, I side eyed number 3 too.

Olibboy:
have you married is it correct plzzz

Are you married?

2. All The Faith He Had Had, Had Had No Effect On The Outcome Of His Life

Meaning:

He had had a lot of faith, but it had had no effect on the outcome of his life.

One more





I am chewing chewing gum!

londoner:
Are you married?

I knew. I don't want correction, I just want to knw if dah is correct YAY or NAY?

Olibboy:
have you married is it correct plzzz

Nay

"English without tears"

oshe11:
OP that number 2 supose be 3"Had" and nt 4....



U CNT TEACH ME RAWBEACH

OP is right... it's 4 and not 3

londoner:
Agreed, I side eyed number 3 too.

d op made a mistake meant to write had 3times but wrote it four times

Olibboy:
I knew. I don't want correction, I just want to knw if dah is correct YAY or NAY?

Have you married yet? Or are you married?

londoner:
Have you married yet? Or are you married?

thanks ♠

Somebody left THEIR pen here. Not Someboy left HIS or HER pen here, CALM down:to hold one's peace. CLam up:To refuse to speak.

Mutuwa:


She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Pronounce fast and many if you think you good!

pronounce "peter piper picked a peck of a pickle pepper a peck of a pickle pepper peter piper pick if peter piper picked a peck of a pickle pepper where is peck of a pickle pepper peter piper picked.

You have more than three 'Hads' in the second example.

mrMeen:
pronounce "peter piper picked a peck of a pickle pepper a peck of a pickle pepper peter piper pick if peter piper picked a peck of a pickle pepper where is peck of a pickle pepper peter piper picked.

The 'sea shells' tongue twister is a lot harder than the Peter piper one,I think.

oldfoolnigger:
English one hell of a language!


ain't doing again!!


vernacular ti take over

Vernacular fall on u

Respect55:
Vernacular fall on u

crazy English fall on u

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