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Never Joke With Your Wife.. by Murunz(op): 8:47pm On Jul 04, 2017
Wife: Honey lets play a game..
Husband: Okay dear which?
Wife: Lemme explain it.. If I call a fruit, you'll run to the right and if I call a colour, you'll run to the left..
The winner will be in command for the rest of our lives.
Husband: I'll really wanna win this game..
So begin baby..
Wife: Okay.. ORANGE
Husband has been standing on that spot for three days now, thinking is it a fruit or a colour..
Please help him out..
Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by majamajic(m): 8:57pm On Jul 04, 2017
He should run zig- zag grin cheesy
Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by hodusglobal(m): 9:48pm On Jul 04, 2017
majamajic:
He should run zig- zag grin cheesy
You wan make all the food Wey the man chop quick digest grin
Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by hormobolanle: 9:12am On Jul 05, 2017
he will ask her to define d orange she mean Na. is it color or fruit? as simple as that winkwink
Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by Murunz(op): 9:49am On Jul 05, 2017
hormobolanle:
he will ask her to define d orange she mean Na. is it color or fruit? as simple as that winkwink
lolz..
You mean oooh
Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by Murunz(op): 9:51am On Jul 05, 2017
majamajic:
He should run zig- zag grin cheesy
He'll be a slave then...
Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by hormobolanle: 2:54pm On Jul 05, 2017
Murunz:
lolz..
You mean oooh
no o, am a good girl u can confirm from Whocarex. afterall it better than d way he stood on a spot not knowing what to do,abi I lie?grin
Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by Ojabe(m): 4:14pm On Jul 05, 2017
Hahahahaha
Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by Nobody: 10:52am On Jul 07, 2017
of all colours in dis world and all d fruits wey she know na orange she call Orange fall on her
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