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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by bejeria101(m): 9:48am On Jul 05, 2017
Thunder fire una! You wll go and not return,go and join dat dullard with no certificate,he forgot when he was berating yar,dua and now its your turn nigeria no go hear word again. If you die so what,are you a demi god? Oponu daura

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by ELKHALIFAISIS(m): 9:51am On Jul 05, 2017
laughable , is that their problem the truth of the matter is that they can't hide this truth for long..m let them come up with more lies... the dullard is no more

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by naijaboy756: 9:51am On Jul 05, 2017
vedaxcool:


Seems you have something to learn from animals including their comprehensive skills. grin grin
The chief comedian is here. What manner of destiny you have....To invest so much energy and disgracing yourself in the process only to realize you ended up making a mockery of your surname,lineage and generation.... SAI BABA is a failed project. Think well next time!!!!

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by LordAdam16: 9:51am On Jul 05, 2017
989900:
Any Government that is yet to realise that social media and smart phones is another arm of government if not a parallel government is obviously living in denial -- the earlier they accept and learn to act right, the better we will all be!

Social media is the people!

It is we, yes, we the people (same guys you patronize, give rice, N200, campaigned to, promised heaven and earth to, hell, even fried Akara for, see Aisha, made hair for, see Amaechi).

And for God and country, by all means possible by our collective voices, we will collect all those promises or boot you out!



P.S. You guys should have killed Thomas Edison, Tesla, Bill Gates and Paul, Steve Jobs, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Mark Zuckerberg, and thousands of other wiz kids that did this to you.

Seun Osewa, I see you.

No, they know which region they're targeting. The so-called media house of Nigeria.

You guys reared the Beast and would end in its belly. Russia, China are doing it. Turkey is doing it, heaven did not fall. In fact they're part of NATO.

Let us start using VPN to communicate so people like you who sold your selves, families, and generations for Aisha rice would have their brains reset to factory settings.

Later one ewe would say that toothless rat--Osinbajo--is in charge...

Nonsense!!!

-Lord

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by ELKHALIFAISIS(m): 9:51am On Jul 05, 2017
laughable , is that their problem the truth of the matter is that they can't hide this truth for long.. let them come up with more lies... the dullard is no more

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by solid3(m): 10:04am On Jul 05, 2017
angry

Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by Ralphdan(m): 10:07am On Jul 05, 2017
vedaxcool:
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Sahara reporters are no longer undependable and liars. ... you ipob are very unserious people always shifting as the wind blows no principles


What's wrong with this daft ass slowpoke coming here to talk twaddle?
What brought about the issue of IPOB here now

Brother purge yourself of hate its not good for you.

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by Lilimax(f): 10:09am On Jul 05, 2017
Nigerdeltaboi:
SAI BUHARI my people grin una don chew bottle
Lol grin

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by naijaboy756: 10:10am On Jul 05, 2017
Ralphdan:



What's wrong with this daft ass slowpoke coming here to talk twaddle?
What brought about the issue of IPOB here now

Brother purge yourself of hate its not good for you.
You dey mind the FAILED PROJECT NI?

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by Bizibi(m): 10:13am On Jul 05, 2017
Nigerians will only rant and hide......

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by 989900: 10:15am On Jul 05, 2017
LordAdam16:

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No, they know which region they're targeting. The so-called media house of Nigeria.

You guys reared the Beast and would end in its belly. Russia, China are doing it. Turkey is doing it, heaven did not fall. In fact they're part of NATO.

Let us start using VPN to communicate so people like you who sold your selves, families, and generations for Aisha rice would have their brains reset to factory settings.

Later one ewe would say that toothless rat--Osinbajo--is in charge...

Nonsense!!![/s]

-Lord[s][/s]

Getting more retarded by the day are you?
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by SalamRushdie: 10:20am On Jul 05, 2017
connectpoint:


Lol....OMG you keep cracking me up

grin cheesy grin

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by holluphemydavid(m): 10:21am On Jul 05, 2017
but seriously dis Buhari sickness is getting out of hand

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by misspineapple(f): 10:24am On Jul 05, 2017
Initially,i used to feel pity 4 Mr buhari,an aging sickly man who unfortunately bcame our presido.Recession or not,i still wishd he got beta or jes resign nd not die.But if dis news is genuine,den dis is d last straw dat wud break d camels back....Rot in hell and burn to ashes 4 all i care
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by NothingDoMe: 10:32am On Jul 05, 2017
Nairaland is number one target.

Oga seun hope your firewalls are up and running. Maybe we should switch to https.

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by EHI9ICE(m): 10:35am On Jul 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

So I am at risk?
shocked
Nope
You are in danger.

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by misspineapple(f): 10:38am On Jul 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


So I am at risk?
Lwkm..U are safe under my bossom..Dont worry

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by Nobody: 10:51am On Jul 05, 2017
Buhari is half dead and must die completely .We the Igbos must do all we can to kill that big*t called president of the arewa republic of zombies
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by eunisam: 10:59am On Jul 05, 2017
instead of them looking or learning how to cure their sick president they are busy with irrelevant things.
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by vedaxcool(m): 11:01am On Jul 05, 2017
naijaboy756:
I am the chief comedian here. What manner of destiny I have....To invest so much energy and disgracing myself in the process only to realize I ended up making a mockery of my surname,lineage and generation.... beerfraud is a failed project. I will Think well next time!!!!



Agreed
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by Nobody: 11:01am On Jul 05, 2017
gozmok1:
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*"Waste: Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? "Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses." - Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways. We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20." -Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by yungmoney447(m): 11:04am On Jul 05, 2017
This what happen to a country when your president is the legend of the sicker.

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by vedaxcool(m): 11:04am On Jul 05, 2017
[s]
Ralphdan:



What's wrong with this daft ass slowpoke coming here to talk twaddle?
What brought about the issue of IPOB here now

Brother purge yourself of hate its not good for you.
[/s]

Cownu shit and poo shut up and go back to being the poo hate infested shithead you have always been.
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by udemzyudex(m): 11:21am On Jul 05, 2017
Paperwhite:
For choosing to not only embarrass us but causing pain,anguish,suicide and dividing this country some more,Buhari will never find peace here on earth.Son of the devil. sad angry

In hell too grin
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by babyebi: 11:27am On Jul 05, 2017
You guys should just say Nigeria for sale, nonsense.

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by YoungDaNaval(m): 11:31am On Jul 05, 2017
misspineapple:
Lwkm..U are safe under my bossom..Dont worry
See as you dey tempt ma nigga
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by cjrane: 11:47am On Jul 05, 2017
DSS has since been on NL and facebook looking for people to friend them so they can see your pictures and personal info..
They have been tracking people's IP but Nigerians should not be afraid of the dogs.
Speak the truth fearlessly.

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Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by Memphis357(m): 11:52am On Jul 05, 2017
Paperwhite:
For choosing to not only embarrass us but causing pain,anguish,suicide and dividing this country some more,Buhari will never find peace here on earth.Son of the devil. sad angry
Both heaven and hell rejected his cursed soul!
The bastard's spirit just dey roam around.
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by Rebuke: 11:57am On Jul 05, 2017
Na with which people money dem go sponsor them on dat yeye mission?

Our money again abi?

E don be for us oo. Dese guyz go jxt take money how dey waste am on useless mission. If this is true, it wl definitely cost them some millions.


Sorry naija
Re: Buhari Health: DSS Plans Massive Clampdown On Social Media Users by ikemesit4477: 12:01pm On Jul 05, 2017
Naijahelm:
According to Sahara Reporters, the Department of State Service (DSS) is planning a massive Clampdown on social media users over President Muhammadu Buhari's ill health.

Sahara Reporters say, a delegation has been sent to Russia to learn how to shut down social media and target users over President Buhari's Health.

http://www.naijahelm.com.ng/2017/07/buhari-health-dss-plans-massive.html?m=1

https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/882379856763379712

Lalasticlala
The arrest will first being on nairaland, so let me be going before the DSS comes back from Russia!

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