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Re: Love Hiccups by toureman(m): 12:15am On Jul 06, 2017
Ok. Waited till midnight but i guessed u hav slept. We need to get u a lap top if u dont mind. Pls slide into my dm if u wish.

one luv.



quote author=KimberlyWest post=58166240]

sorry bro, I type with my phone and that is the limit.

I will try to drop the remaining parts (KC and Nate's) before midnight although I'm feeling sleepy.[/quote]
Re: Love Hiccups by Curry30: 1:15am On Jul 06, 2017
Shame on Ken. He knew Vicky suspected yet he couldn't stop dicking Kath.

If he had "any" little sense he would've known that Kath's aim was to set him up & break his happy marriage.

Ahh Vicky (sobs) better babe wey pretty con sabi cook meet good for nothing husband.

Irony of life...good girl ends up with stupid boy, good boy ends up with foolish girl....SMH

Finally eh, KimberleyWest u are an amazing writer. I envy your imaginative mind. The story is so suspense filled

NB: as a member of the "Pen-gang" I confer on you "Queen Penner" lol...2 thumbs up.

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Re: Love Hiccups by dammyd46(m): 2:01am On Jul 06, 2017
Ken is an idiot forming the good married husband and can't realise that a man involve in shit does not stick to one woman so as not to create shit like this when you are married you stay married he should keep his strong room to his wife not share........So sorry for Vicky she had to go through all this....update on the squad Plsss KimberlyWest...

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Re: Love Hiccups by Kimkardashain(f): 3:04am On Jul 06, 2017
God y are men stupid? kimberlywest baby tnks 4 the update
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 5:22am On Jul 06, 2017
Cont'd

Nate drove at top speed, cursing and murmuring bitterly.

A simple joke turned into something else, which he isn't finding funny!

He drove into the resturant and all he wanted to do was run in and grab her by the neck until she drops dead, it took all the strength he had not to do what was on his mind, instead he parked his car at a corner and walked out, towards her direction, like a gentleman.

He just hoped that she doesn't get any silly idea about the invitation.

As soon as Juliet saw him, she started smiling sheepishly which got him irritated but he did a good job of not showing it.

''Nate, you look so handsome today'' she laughed but he eyed her and sat opposite her.

''Juliet'' he called.

''Yes, Nate, I'm here, so tell me why you invited me here, have you finally decided to give 'us' a chance?'' she asked in excitment.

''who is the us'' Nate wanted to say but instead he smiled at her.

''What will you have?'' he asked.

''Oh! I already had something to eat'' she informed him and he breathed out, thankful that he won't spend much time with her.

''So, Juliet, tell me why are you doing all this?'' he asked without any feeling.

''Doing what?'' she replied looking at him through narrowed eyes.

''Don't play dumb with me lady'' he muttered with his hands clenched into a fist by his side, but his face still carried that fake smile.

''Nate, I don't get you''

''Juliet, why are you going about announcing to everywhere that I am gay?'' he asked, emphasizing on the last word.

''Nate, I'm innocent, I don't know what you are talking about'' she defended quietly.

Nate sighed. Miss Innocent!

''So, who called my mum today, I guess your partner in crime'' he grimaced.

She shook her head in negative ''I still don't know what you are talking about''

''Alright ma, If you say so'' he stood up and turned to leave.

''Nate, give 'us' a chance'' she said softly.

''Juliet there is no such thing as 'us' and there will never will be, so the earlier you get that through that hard skull of yours, the better'' he retorted.

Juliet gasped and her countenance changed, as if she was about to cry.

''Nate, please'' she pleaded.

''Don't please me okay? And I am warning you for the last time stop calling my mum's number to tell her rubbish'' he warned and eyed her before walking away.

She ran after him, ignoring the stares from the resturant's other customers.

''Nate, I'm not the one'' she yelled as she got close to him.

''Nate, I'm not the one'' he mimicked her ''It's me, Juliet'' he said in mockery.

''I'm serious, i didn't call your mum, I can swear, if you want me to'' she bit out angrily.

He turned and looked at her in surprise.

''If she's ready to swear, then it's not her'' he thought.

''Okay, Juliet, I need to go, thanks for your time'' he drawled and entered his car.

''Fool'' He muttered and drove off with different thoughts running through his mind.

Who could be behind this?

Who else knows about this little joke?

Who? Who? Who?

''Probably a hungry blogger'' he said conclusively and drove faster.


****

K.C looked fresh and cute in his casual T-shirt wear as he drove off to an unfamiliar destination; part of his plans to fit into Dami's defination of a perfect man.

After the four hours sleep, he has now recovered from the weakness; physical and emotional, he felt when he got back from Mirabel and Stephen's wedding.

He drove at a snail's pace looking and sizing up every building that looked like what he's looking for.

Finally, he found the 'perfect' one and he drove in.

After his car was safely parked, he alighted and made for the building.

''oh boy!'' he said with awe in his tone.

When was the last time he entered a church? Probably 29 years ago, as his reaction to the interior of the church was priceless.

Luckily, there were only 5 other people in the church; obviously they came to pray.

With his hands folded behind him like an old man, he walked about admiring the church building, it's interior and it exterior.

Finally he stopped, obviously satisfied with what's he has just seen. He entered his car and drove off.

Who ever said women are second class citizen is a big liar.

Women can do and undo.

K.C smiled as he drove on, he just couldn't beiieve he wants to starts attending church services again, all because of a lady.

But nevertheless no going back, his mind is already made up and he's determined to fit into Dami's defination of a perfect or ideal man.


Tbc.

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Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 5:25am On Jul 06, 2017
toureman:
Ok. Waited till midnight but i guessed u hav slept. We need to get u a lap top if u dont mind. Pls slide into my dm if u wish.

one luv

I'm so sorry, I fell asleep while typing. I'm so, so sorry.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 5:26am On Jul 06, 2017
Curry30:
Shame on Ken. He knew Vicky suspected yet he couldn't stop dicking Kath.

If he had "any" little sense he would've known that Kath's aim was to set him up & break his happy marriage.

Ahh Vicky (sobs) better babe wey pretty con sabi cook meet good for nothing husband.

Irony of life...good girl ends up with stupid boy, good boy ends up with foolish girl....SMH

Finally eh, KimberleyWest u are an amazing writer. I envy your imaginative mind. The story is so suspense filled

NB: as a member of the "Pen-gang" I confer on you "Queen Penner" lol...2 thumbs up.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Queen penner!

Wow!
Thanks alot.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 5:35am On Jul 06, 2017
dammyd46:
Ken is an idiot forming the good married husband and can't realise that a man involve in shit does not stick to one woman so as not to create shit like this when you are married you stay married he should keep his strong room to his wife not share........So sorry for Vicky she had to go through all this....update on the squad Plsss KimberlyWest...

Don't mind me bro, I was supposed to drop an update on them immediately after that one but my phone has a word limit.

cheesy I have updated now, the squads are gradually falling your hand.
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 6:16am On Jul 06, 2017
Kimkardashain:

cum kim stp it oh,
which one is ken and u agnes us eh,
cum let me swear 4 u,
queenitee no fud 4 kim dis nyt,
Yes ma
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 6:18am On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:


No food for me

Then no update tomorrow. Case closed!
No what? We will beat you ehn?
Re: Love Hiccups by Emperor380(m): 6:29am On Jul 06, 2017
K.c is about to start attending church...Hallelujah... there is nothing that love can't do.
As for Ken, I don't even know wat to say yet...
Ride in mum...you are too much
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 7:16am On Jul 06, 2017
Cont'd

Ken watched tearfully and heartbroken as the taxi drove off.

He sat outside the gate barefooted with just a trouser on.

He just couldn't believe his eyes and the happenings around him.

His inability to control his libido has cost him the most beautiful and intelligent woman, plus her perfect culinary skills, which can make any good chef in the world look so small.

He ran his hand through his hair.

''What the hell did I just do? I have destroyed my beautiful and wonderful home with my own hands'' he muttered shaking his head like a crazy man.

His gateman stood at the gate post looking from Kath who has re-applied her make-up and was busy taking selfies to his boss who sat outside close to the flower, shaking his head and talking like a crazy man with tears in his eyes.


Ken's hand went to his hair again, he never thought that allowing his libido to call the shot would cost him something so precious

Just then the scripture the preacher quoted the previous sunday which he played deaf eye to, rang in his ears.

''A wise woman builds her home but a foolish woman destroys it with her own hands'' those were his exact words but in this case, ''The foolish Kennedy''

He stood up with determination; determination to make things right, to get his pregnant wife back to him no matter what it will cost.

Just then Kath catwalked to him, smiling and swaying her hips like she was on a runway show.

''Baby, when you are done soliloquizing, meet me inside'' she said and turned to go.

''Kath are you crazy? Leave my house this instant!'' he commanded.

''Adamu open the gate for her'' he said to the nosy gateman who was watching like they were some sort of entertainment.

''Ken!'' she called gently with widened eyes.

''Kath, leave!'' he snapped at her.

Thinking for a moment ''Ken, I love you''

His red eyes glared at her ''If you love me like you claim to, you would not be here, please go''

He walked away aftering ordering the gateman to open the gate for her.

She smiled inwardly and followed him.

He entered the house and she followed suit but when she got in, he was nowhere to be found, she assumed he left to his room and sat down, patiently waiting in the sitting room.


Exactly ten minutes later, Ken descended down the stairs, well dressed, holding his car keys

''You? What are you still doing here?'' he asked in anger.

Kath immediately dropped to her knees with tears in eyes, fighting the excruciating urge to go over and kiss him.

''I'm so sorry, it was never my intention to make your wife leave you'' she pleaded.

''Oh! Thanks! You can leave now!'' he answered looking down and wallowing in self-blame.

''I'm sorry'' she said again and got up

''I said it's okay, It's not your fault that I let my balls think for me, If I hadn't allow my libido to control me, I wouldn't be in this mess'' he said gently.

While in the bathroom, he thought carefully about the whole situation and decided that, it was all his fault; everything!

''I'm sorry Ken'' she said and walked over to him, and stood just a few inches away from him.

''Kath, Go! it's alright''

He's has just lost the most caring woman in the whole world, a mother, a friend and a lover, what could be worse than that? She was his everything, a woman who proved to him, that love existed and still exists, she loved him selflessly, she sacrficed her dreams and ambitions just to please him, by becoming a full-time housewife.

Kath smiled in triumph, as she watched Ken's face as the tears streaked down and noticed how vulnerable and helpless he looks.

She compressed her lips and his gripped shoulders with her two hands and when he made no move to step back, whispering his name, she dropped her lips on his.


****

''Girl, here'' Queen said dropping a glass of juice before Vicky.

''Thanks'' she replied.

''what really happened?'' Queen asking, rubbing her back gently.

''I caught my husband, oh! I mean former husband, with another woman, right on our matrimonial bed''

Queen gasped in shock ''please tell me it's a joke, the Ken I know isn't capable...''

''Isn't capable of that?'' Vicky asked with a shrug ''Guess what, he just disappointed you''

''Do you know the woman?'' Queen asked with genuine concern.

''yeah, Kath!'' she replied through gritted teeth.

''Ka...''

''yes queen! the Katherine we both know''

''Girl, I hate to say this but I warned you, not to forgive that girl, nor allow her anywhere near your house'' Queen blurted.

''It's all over now! Vicky said allowing the tears to flow freely ''between Ken and I, everything is over''

''Vicky, you are a christian and God hates divorce, don't walk this path you are planning on, I'm not in support'' Queen said to her calmly, this wasn't the best time to preach forgiveness but somehow she had to tell Vicky the truth.

''I will raise my child myself'' Vicky assured her.

''No, Vicky!''

With tears ''If no, then go and marry him but as for me, I will never forgive Ken, NEVER!'' She yelled.


Tbc.

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Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 7:19am On Jul 06, 2017
queenitee:

No what? We will beat you ehn?

cheesy cheesy After beating me, just get ready to treat me, this time around, I won't accept paracetamol nor Ibuprofen.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 7:21am On Jul 06, 2017
Emperor380:
K.c is about to start attending church...Hallelujah... there is nothing that love can't do.
As for Ken, I don't even know wat to say yet...
Ride in mum...you are too much

Thanks son and please give me more update on love-sick Edward.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 7:23am On Jul 06, 2017
Before everyone especially my sis Slimbae cheesy cheesy, start asking if Ken is normal, I guess he is.

Kids who grew up without a mother tend to behave strange and it gets worse if you are labelled a witch or wizard.
Re: Love Hiccups by EvaJael(f): 7:28am On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:
The comments no be here!

@Emperor380, son I see you o.

Toyin223, XCELsis, Adeoyun (update don show)

akinmusi, ejo bro, don't die of suspense, I have updated.

Iamomario cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy an update at last.

PamelB; big sis, ah! So you too hate ken! It's alright. God dey.

Ehio, I see you, no more ghostreading o.

Ayomicome; bro I'm a trained con-artist, incase you need my services cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Queenite; sis calm down, don't kill anyone.

Evajael; Sis, I see you're tripping for my K.C o.

Casmir14, Bossy512, Akinwale, Dammyd46, Hormobolanle, LadySuperb and her husbands(Adesina and Lefulefu) Update don drop.
Not exactly. It's just I somehow like the way he clears all his hurdles

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Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 9:00am On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:


cheesy cheesy After beating me, just get ready to treat me, this time around, I won't accept paracetamol nor Ibuprofen.
Ah ah ah, what about concoction? you know those agbo
Re: Love Hiccups by stephenGee12(m): 9:04am On Jul 06, 2017
queenitee:

No what? We will beat you ehn?


Ehn ehn so dis is our u pple treat my wife abi.

*brings out my autoshot gun. Loads catridges and cocks it ready to shoot anybody*

Don't mind dem they cannot do anything am back from my trip.
Kimkardashian so u pple beat her last time abi and gave her just paracetamol and ibuprofen.
Issoryt I am coming for u
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 9:06am On Jul 06, 2017
Vicky darling, you have to forgive Ken. What can I say? Claire was ready to forgive that idiot called Micheal even after she caught him with her sister until he proved how foolish he was. Honey let's give yeye Ken a second chance. Abi kimberlywest what do you think?

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Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 9:07am On Jul 06, 2017
stephenGee12:



Ehn ehn so dis is our u pple treat my wife abi.

*brings out my autoshot gun. Loads catridges and cocks it ready to shoot anybody*

Don't mind dem they cannot do anything am back from my trip.
Kimkardashian so u pple beat her last time abi and gave her just paracetamol and ibuprofen.
Issoryt I am coming for u
She is still our sister Mister husband
Re: Love Hiccups by Kimkardashain(f): 9:49am On Jul 06, 2017
stephenGee12:



Ehn ehn so dis is our u pple treat my wife abi.

*brings out my autoshot gun. Loads catridges and cocks it ready to shoot anybody*

Don't mind dem they cannot do anything am back from my trip.
Kimkardashian so u pple beat her last time abi and gave her just paracetamol and ibuprofen.
Issoryt I am coming for u
hehe, oga husband, dnt 4get she is my sister oh, dnt let me stop dis marriage oh
Re: Love Hiccups by Jane1234f(f): 10:03am On Jul 06, 2017
Ken is not normal, after all these, he is still letting Kath kiss him
Re: Love Hiccups by abefe99: 10:18am On Jul 06, 2017
ken u dey mad ooo real one but the scene I love most is Nate and his secretary Jane very funny lady
Re: Love Hiccups by costal(m): 10:37am On Jul 06, 2017
Wow dis story is dope
Re: Love Hiccups by okwudiriokoro(m): 11:33am On Jul 06, 2017
Iv read a lot of stories here nd I know a few writers
But v Neva seen a writer who talks with his readers as much as u do,,,d way u make out time to reply all d comments s simply amazing ah swear...great story BTW.
.
.
seats down nd tink weda I shud go back to ghost reading mode or not

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Re: Love Hiccups by Emperor380(m): 12:52pm On Jul 06, 2017
Thats my mummy killing it...she is a great inspiration to me....mum keep firing it as usual

You are a package of writing skills..

Can't wait for next update ooo
Re: Love Hiccups by yungeez(m): 1:26pm On Jul 06, 2017
lefulefu:
abegoo iyam singlecheesycheesy.helep me ask am wich wife i marrycheesy.
grin
Re: Love Hiccups by Kimkardashain(f): 1:28pm On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:
Before everyone especially my sis Slimbae cheesy cheesy, start asking if Ken is normal, I guess he is.

Kids who grew up without a mother tend to behave strange and it gets worse if you are labelled a witch or wizard.
is dat an excuse 4 him?
Re: Love Hiccups by snaketail22(m): 1:30pm On Jul 06, 2017
Interesting story. Ken can't eat his cake and still have it
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 1:33pm On Jul 06, 2017
okwudiriokoro:
Iv read a lot of stories here nd I know a few writers
But v Neva seen a writer who talks with his readers as much as u do,,,d way u make out time to reply all d comments s simply amazing ah swear...great story BTW.
.
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seats down nd tink weda I shud go back to ghost reading mode or not
If you go back to ghost reading ehn?
Re: Love Hiccups by yungeez(m): 2:11pm On Jul 06, 2017
Abeg who still dose old coke bottle 4 house, i need 2 break sumtin 4 ken head... kimberlywest my sweet sister in-law, come take deeper life hug, bt abeg allow me deal wit ken small abeg
Re: Love Hiccups by Ochyglowsglows(f): 2:28pm On Jul 06, 2017
Ohk, I finally defeated the laziness to comment. Henceforth I cease to be a ghost reader. Nice one Kimberly. You rock.

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