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seunlayi:
CHURCH CHOIR

Let me tell us something about church choir. Please don't laugh.

You see church choir? It's one of the most interesting place to be in church. There you see all manners of people and behaviours.

1. There is this set of guys they call "instrumentalists" lol. Those ones? If they ever come for rehearsals on time, then something is wrong. They are always late, and in most cases the choir director can't sanction them.

2. Choir Director.
The choir director always have a set of favorite singers in the choir and someone whom he/she always give the lead role in a song. And some people in the choir will always 'beef' that person, especially those who can't sing well.

3. In some cases, the most committed set of people in the choir are those who can't sing, and you just can't drive them away. They are very punctual and committed, both in attendance and in spoiling songs.

4. In some cases, the singers with very high level of pride are in soprano, while the most stubborn ones are in alto.

5. In every choir, there must be a certain badt-guy brother and sister who usually do some exclusive rehearsals in the closet somewhere, but in the choir you can never suspect them. You can even swear that they have never met each other before.

6. Some female singers actually joined the choir either because they love the uniform or they believe that's where their husband will find them, or they just want to stand on the microphone let the church see them.

7. The choir at some point during rehearsals will behave as if they are so tired and they want the director to close, but immediately the director stops teaching songs everybody starts 'gisting'.

8. There is always a "minor factor" in the choir: a certain Chorister who specialises in spoiling songs. The only way to spot this person is to ask them to sing one after the other. If the person is a tenor singer and he's a smart guy, he'll want to go out and ease himself that very time.

9. If the choir is hosting a concert, the rehearsals will be really interesting but on the concert day sound is always bad (sounds engineers please forgive me).

10. Even if the whole church falls under anointing, the "instrumentalists" standeth firm on the solid rock. They can never fall under anointing. E no fit happen.

In all of these, God is gracious, and Jesus won't stop loving choristers.

adepeter26:
You no lie.........

A crate of orijin to you

optional1:
i resemble chorister for ur eyes

seunlayi:
As a member of a church that "... earnestly contends for the faith that was once delivered to the Saints "I will like to inform you that non of these is featured in my church choir and in some other church choir which members are genuinely born again

optional1:
btw me and you who is to keep shut... Mind ur business and stay away from me.
Gerrit of my mention..

Elijahhopelarry:
lol..u Don de para

optional1:
na how many names u get


Para for person wey never fully wake up from em stupid dream dey quote me as if e don give 5 different choir girls belle and dey fear to go church shay na dat one i go waste time for em head dey para ni

Elijahhopelarry:
lol..e Don do.... this is unlike of u.shey u no?

lol...my names too plenty?

seunlayi:
CHURCH CHOIR

Let me tell us something about church choir. Please don't laugh.

You see church choir? It's one of the most interesting place to be in church. There you see all manners of people and behaviours.

1. There is this set of guys they call "instrumentalists" lol. Those ones? If they ever come for rehearsals on time, then something is wrong. They are always late, and in most cases the choir director can't sanction them.

2. Choir Director.
The choir director always have a set of favorite singers in the choir and someone whom he/she always give the lead role in a song. And some people in the choir will always 'beef' that person, especially those who can't sing well.

3. In some cases, the most committed set of people in the choir are those who can't sing, and you just can't drive them away. They are very punctual and committed, both in attendance and in spoiling songs.

4. In some cases, the singers with very high level of pride are in soprano, while the most stubborn ones are in alto.

5. In every choir, there must be a certain badt-guy brother and sister who usually do some exclusive rehearsals in the closet somewhere, but in the choir you can never suspect them. You can even swear that they have never met each other before.

6. Some female singers actually joined the choir either because they love the uniform or they believe that's where their husband will find them, or they just want to stand on the microphone let the church see them.

7. The choir at some point during rehearsals will behave as if they are so tired and they want the director to close, but immediately the director stops teaching songs everybody starts 'gisting'.

8. There is always a "minor factor" in the choir: a certain Chorister who specialises in spoiling songs. The only way to spot this person is to ask them to sing one after the other. If the person is a tenor singer and he's a smart guy, he'll want to go out and ease himself that very time.

9. If the choir is hosting a concert, the rehearsals will be really interesting but on the concert day sound is always bad (sounds engineers please forgive me).

10. Even if the whole church falls under anointing, the "instrumentalists" standeth firm on the solid rock. They can never fall under anointing. E no fit happen.

In all of these, God is gracious, and Jesus won't stop loving choristers.

aalangel:
You tried in your analysis. Meanwhile, you're wrong with the last one. Sometimes they do fall. but a music minister that is what you call a choir member is a music minister. They minister alongside the Pastor. If they fall, who will minister. Be mindful that the Spirit of the prophet is subject to Prophet.

As a music minister, just like the Pastor is not falling, you are not expected to fall.

optional1:
i no dey fine trouble on Sunday make e come on Saturday


Btw we don cross path before

Elijahhopelarry:
eyah.....




no,we never jam but I dey see when be guest then

optional1:
ok
you welcome to nairaland family body.