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The guy served into ibime's hands. Don't joke with a battle rapper when he is battle ready. Where is chic2pimp, come and request for round 2.

Lmao! Dem dey commit suicide on person's behalf again??

But but where is that Mentions of a guy? Funlord, any idea?

Bimffo:
Just carry me along.

Walahi, I don't think there will be a day I will insult someone without them insulting me 1st but


Oloshi, ni Ibime!!!

The Old man just murder an undergraduate and he no mind.

Lmao! I nneva see where dem use rap finish person like dis. Only God nose why Ibime unleashed on the the guy like that. There is God

Ramdueter


This is now looking like Pep's team.....He has no excuse if he doesn't win the league next season

Ibime, Sinizia, airmark and all ye other rappers wey full this place, if i don offend u b4, abeg no vex

Lana1:
Lmao! Only God nose why Ibime unleashed on the the guy like that. There is God

Shuuu!!

You sef?

Lana1:
Ibime, Sinizia, airmark and all ye other rappers wey full this place, if i don offend u b4, abeg no vex

I think I will start visiting that place

patrickmuf:
But but where is that Mentions of a guy? Funlord, any idea?

Probably Still crying in pain and embarrassment into his mama's rash filled laps I guess? While also staring at my moniker daily with his real cowardly account right here in hopelessness!

You guys all missed the stand out bar there sha. Maybe you guys didn't watch the people's champ back in his hey day.

He used to ask that rhetorical question all the time just before he entered the ring. But nobody could smell it....well, ibime just exposed the only person who could.

bigkesh:
Ramdueter


This is now looking like Pep's team.....He has no excuse if he doesn't win the league next season

According to dayo and I quote; "manCity will need a season to gel" before they can start to win.

funlord:
Probably Still crying in pain and embarrassment into his mama's rash filled laps I guess? While also staring at my moniker daily with his real cowardly account right here in hopelessness!

diggz:
According to dayo and I quote; "manCity will need a season to gel" before they can start to win.

Gel ko,shampoo ni

bigkesh:
Gel ko,shampoo ni

Na Oga dayo dey ask for Pep to use gel and shampoo not me. Wait lemme try digging out where he created the excuse on peps behalf.

raumdeuter:
And how long did they play together under Ferguson when they were winning the league? Which season are you talking about and how many games did each of these players yo gave start

WHat I expect from him is to finish ahead of Mourinho

funlord:
Probably Still crying in pain and embarrassment into his mama's rash filled laps I guess? While also staring at my moniker daily with his real cowardly account right here in hopelessness!

Hehehe funny you.

Nihilist:
You guys all missed the stand out bar there sha. Maybe you guys didn't watch the people's champ back in his hey day.

He used to ask that rhetorical question all the time just before he entered the ring. But nobody could smell it....well, ibime just exposed the only person who could.

Yeah you are right. I also like how he was creative with lines quoted below. Instead of asking him to lend him his ear, for the next warning line. He decided to use his nose (object of ridicule) and punch it with a line he had set up earlier for a cure for a knee injury. I call this a double strike on an innocent nose. Give me your ears nose, dont go near pep and give me your nose i have a knee injury to treat.

Ibime:
I have knee injury myself. Can you lend me some nose?

Don't let Pep catch you. He will use you to treat Gundogan.

nateevs:
Mate. Sometimes it is more honourable to accept defeat than trying clap back with dry stuff. Take some absence. Blame it on anything. . . Like you were in discussions with hunchbacks to prove a point... Or something related. You know?

Just go away for a while mbok You cannot recover from that.

See better advice from his psychologist?

DriveByKiller:
the problem with you is you always like to take cheap shots at people instead of manning up and quoting him directly. He gave his opinion as he saw fit and didn't warrant insult.

You're an everlasting bastard, an insecure , sadistic imbec!le with hereditary attention deficit syndrome.

Whenever the spotlight isn't on you, you whine and hiss like a junkie going cold turkey.

Aren't you the slobbering frog-eyed bozo who was so lonely you started creating stupid fictions as sexcapades? You even uploaded screenshots of a supposedly high class chick you met on social media and it turned out it was an automated answering bot you had been conversing with? Crosseyed psychoneurotic madman!

When you're not yapping about America and white chicks to get attention like a street prostitute, you will be writing in bold coloured fonts like a lowclass, curb h00ker to involuntarily force our eyes to your insecure posts.

I will not be surprised if you have sexual identity crisis as no fullblown male with blood flowing unobstructed in his phallus has your level of attention-craving and jealousy, not to even mention the gay colours you chose to deliver your posts in.

You're a highly recommended idiot whose idiocy is strong enough to slow down the data speed of Nairaland. I wonder if you were born with an absentee father or a mother who tried multiple abortions to flush you out when she discovered your DNA donor has the honour inferior to haunting dogs.

If you give one third of your time you give to people here who make you feel like the derisory buffoon you are to your studies, your mother would have stopped wearing weave-ons hiding her thinning greying hairs to attract funds to upset her debts of your flight ticket.

Heck! her pussy hasn't gotten her default alignment since she started wh0ring to upset the debts she incurred to have another go at your oblique existence.

Keep wasting your NGO charity student funds on the internet. Soon Nairaland will become the only location your anxious family can find you.

Self-eating reprobate!

See wetin olu of ibadan just collect again from one of ibime cousins!

Once again you guys should not poke nose.
Let the 2 battle it out. One has got nose, the other has got nous.

The score is still close, Ibime is winning by just a nose.
What is going to happen next, only God knows.

afrodoc2:
Once again you guys should not poke nose.
Let the 2 battle it out. One has got nose, the other has got nous.

The score is still close, Ibime is winning by just a nose.
What is going to happen next, only God knows.

Score is actually 1-1

We're just waiting that Thrilla in Manilla now...

Ibime:
I'm glad my daughter fine like her daddy. On the other hand, any woman that attempts to allow you pass your nasal features to the next generation should be given VIP pass to the abortion clinic.

I hope an ape like yourself will not have any daughters, otherwise you would be the one to pay bride price to the groom when the time comes

You are the reason HR professionals advise people never to put their face on CV. Hunchbacks wouldn't swap shoulders for your nose.

Even if you mind your own business, you would still be a nosy neighbour.

If you sneeze down the phone, the person on the other line will catch ear infection.

There is enough cartilage in this nose for doctors to harvest and use as transplant for knee injuries. I have knee injury myself. Can you lend me some nose?

Don't let Pep catch you. He will use you to treat Gundogan.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but you must have been an anteater in your past life. Only you can smell what the rock is cooking.

I'm not usually one for reminiscing, but everytime I see your pictures, I get feelings of nostalgia.

See your big nose and tongue like monitor lizard. Can you lick your nose with your tongue?

Your post made me to check your profile.

Damn! Your child is cute! Take good care of the little lad.

Nihilist:
Score is actually 1-1

We're just waiting that Thrilla in Manilla now...

Naaaah...! I seriously doubt vanq.uay will be coming back anytime soon bro....at least not to battle Ibeme. Dude will be lucky to survive this weekend with the way things are going except he keeps mute. Some other dude literally dumped the shyttte on vanqua.y today in ashi section.

If na me be him,i will quietly adhere to nateevs advice and keep it on the low for now.

diggz:
Naaaah...! I seriously doubt vanq.uay will be coming back anytime soon bro....at least not to battle Ibeme. Dude will be lucky to survive this weekend with the way things are going except he keeps mute. Some other dude literally dumped the shyttte on vanqua.y today in ashi section.

If na me be him,i will quietly adhere to nateevs advice and keep it on the low for now.

It's 1-1 bro.

Vanquay won that first match.

Ibime came back super strong to win this match.

There needs to be a final decider....Best of 3, winner takes all...

Thrilla in Manila.

Hopefully, I will be there live.

City completes danilo signing. Benjamin Mendy next...

funlord:
See better advice from his psychologist?

Passing by or delivering a direct mail?

afrodoc2:
Once again you guys should not poke nose.
Let the 2 battle it out. One has got nose, the other has got nous.

The score is still close, Ibime is winning by just a nose.
What is going to happen next, only God knows.

You seem like the type of guy that used to make 'two erythrocytes fell in love, alas it was all in vein' type of jokes

I come in peace

Benjamin Mendy for £52m?

Pep starting back four alone could cost almost £200m!

Without Kompany in the mix, that defense will still come off unorganized...He is the key if City must do well, having said that, their newly acquired fullbacks are pretty good...

£32m Mangala
£34m Otamendi
£48m Stones
£17m Bravo
£34m Ederson
£50m Walker
£52m Mendy
£27m Danilo

£293m on defence. Is Pep preparing for world war 3
Yet they suffer defeat from small teams in English league
This is serious

funlord:
See wetin olu of ibadan just collect again from one of ibime cousins!

Make I just lay low, be like people dey study diss as degree. All these one for just one person

agrovick:
Make I just lay low, be like people dey study diss as degree. All these one for just one person

Ol boy if a child continuously chats _shit then he is definitely going to keep getting banged! He was trying to throw sly shade at me as usual like the pure bred hate filled dumb coward that he is only for one of my niggas passing by to take am personal come stab am for that him trunk!

funlord:
Ol boy if a child continuously chats _shit then he is definitely going to keep getting banged! He was trying to throw sly shade at me as usual like the pure bred hate filled dumb coward that he is only for one of my niggas passing by to take am personal come stab am for that him trunk!

see as you just dey happy..