₦airaland Forum

Where is pinnochio to add more comedic relief to the comedy on display known as the Buhari govt?

Is it that Lai has run out of absurd lies?

I knew very early on in Lai's ministerial career that the man is very sensitive to personal critiscm on his person and character which climaxed to a near melt down where he asked a group of journalists to list when he has ever lied.

The main importer of the Obama "fake news" narrative has been up till a few days now very laid back in coming out to roll out his usual dosage of bovine excrement could this be that Lai has run out of lies (a very serious situation for a blatant pathological lair) on the health status of the President? Or could it be the flat out debunking of his "technical victory" in the NE theatre by BH which has even forced the army brass to admit failure in combating the terrorist organisation?

Although there are stacks of lies being pushed by Lai Mohammed as facts and achievements that have fell flat over the course of this disastrous administration, one has to ask which of Lai's lies has made the old serial liar suddenly quiet all of a sudden?

Could it be that Lai is tired of lying?

It's easier to lie to achieve an aim than it is to sustain a situation. A man can easily deceive a woman into marriage by claiming phantom wealth but that same man will find it very hard to bring the lie of wealth to bear in his matrimonial home.

This is what Lai has become - a sad sagging sack of bullsh!t that has come to epitomise the very fictitious progressive govt of the APC.

Lai, if you get to read this, just know that as much as we got eerily insulted early on in your career as minister of information by your cheap lies we have actually got used to seeing and hearing you do the near impossible dead-pan comedic act which has now made you the mascot and court jester of the land.

Please come back and explain to us how the Queen insisted that Buhari should remain in London with her as he makes the best jokes during tea time.

Perhaps his principal sledge hammer would soon fall on him for able to control mouth. Hence the caution.

he is in abuja...next question pls

Lol. OP sef, so you're among those people that euphemise a spade as a 'garden tool'?


Abeg call it as you see it. The man spews pure unadulterated bullshit . Which one come be bovine excrement again?

May be he is cooking another liars for gullible Nigerians in the kitchen.

DanseMacabre:
Lol. OP sef, so you're among those people that euphemise a spade as a 'garden tool'?


Abeg call it as you see it. The man spews pure unadulterated bullshit . Which one come be bovine excrement again?

I thought NL auto censors prohibits bullshit so I went for the classical definition.

FeloniousFelon:
I thought NL auto censors prohibits bullshit so I went for the classical definition.

Okay, I get. Bet you were expecting to see something like cowpoo.

He has run out of lies to dish out because even he has no idea what's happening anymore...

Maybe he has realized his foolishness and decided to slow down his tongue speed