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dumininu01:
Herrera make sense buh Shaw na injury player o... mk he dey man u jeje

O boy for free transfer, why not. Besides broken leg is not a recurring injury. It's not like he has knee or ankle problem.

hensben:
No oo we don't need him. The midfield will be too combatic with no creativity.

At least Gueye can do the basics unlike Baka. Anyway, Everton would still quote £40m+ so we shouldn't bother.

raumdeuter:
All these "he wants to" "clearly going for" why not comment on the confirmed signing and leave fake news and rumor alone

I havent seen you being obsesed about Pep rumors for Aubameyang, Alexis, Bonnuci, Lukaku etc

this is a straight forward question that requires a straight forward answer

Mourinho has no reason not to win the league, Conte has no reason not to win the league, klopp has no reason not to win the league, if and when mourinho fails to win the league, I will admit that he failed

now my question is, does pep have an excuse or any reason not to win the league?

Ibime:
At least Gueye can do the basics unlike Baka. Anyway, Everton would still quote £40m+ so we shouldn't bother.

I don't fancy Baka style of play either but we should give him a chance and see.

diggz:
You prefer to ignore the fact that Pep is not bothered over signing old players like bravo and nolito abi? Kontinu sir

Bravo is a keeper and they have longer shelf life. Nolito was under 30 when he was signed. So which outfield over 30 player has Pep signed now

dopeJemi:
this is a straight forward question that requires a straight forward answer

Mourinho has no reason not to win the league, Conte has no reason not to win the league, klopp has no reason not to win the league, if and when mourinho fails to win the league, I will admit that he failed

now my question is, does pep have an excuse or any reason not to win the league?

WHy you dey dribble go back something wey I don yarn since last year. You asked me this same question last January and I answered you but you still dey repeat am like bad CD, If I remember correctly, you were the one giving lame excuses then

raumdeuter:
Any coach of a top side who doesnt win the league or CL has failed

raumdeuter:
BTW I said it at the beginning of the season Pep and Mourinho both have to win the league whoever doesnt win has failed

To me Both of them have failed

raumdeuter:
If Pep doesnt win the league this season he has failed, If Mourinho doesnt win the league this season he has failed, If any of the top teams doesnt win the league this season they failed

I am all in for Gueye. I think we should be looking to pick up players like Leander Dendoncker.

Nathaniel Chalobah to be called up to England squad on Thursday.

Cobham Express, who does this L belong to?

Ibime:
Nathaniel Chalobah to be called up to England squad on Thursday.

Cobham Express, who does this L belong to?

Microphone check....clears throat..hmmmmm! hmmmmm! Mic check..1,2,3 mic check 1,2,3 mic check 1,2,3

Oga Nihilist I think your name is indirectly attached to this mail. Kindly accept your mail pls. Thank you sir.

raumdeuter:
WHy you dey dribble go back something wey I don yarn since last year. You asked me this same question last January and I answered you but you still dey repeat am like bad CD, If I remember correctly, you were the one giving lame excuses then

so you agree that Pep has no excuse or reason not to win the league?

you are saying that he failed last season right? so why are you talking about old age? is that not an excuse?

raumdeuter:
If Pep doesnt win the league this season he has failed, If Mourinho doesnt win the league this season he has failed, If any of the top teams doesnt win the league this season they failed

Case Closed!
Now I'm happy
Next topic pls!

CapitalCee:
That Capello team that won seria A in 2006(although revoked) had Buffon, zambrotta, camoranesi, Cannavaro, and del piero who went on. To win the world cup that year. Also in the team are world cup finalists Trezeguet,Vieira and Thuram. So Eight of his players played in the world cup finals that summer. Not mentioning other world class players like Zlatan, Zalayeta and Montero. Renieri Juve team are off calciopoli which is no where the same.

I was referring to 2001. His time with Roma.

Chelseafan1:
And what is your point exactly? Chelsea, Everton and Arsenal haven't spent half of what Pep has spent in 2 seasons.

Give Conte all the money dt baldinho has spent and tell me he won't be invisible in the League.

He actually has the same resources at Pep's disposal but we would just tag it as one of the many things you don't know.

Hmmn. . It's been a while I dropped by here. Una folks never change. I see postmen dropping mails. The usual shading and snide remarks. This thread no dey dull.

Airmark, I swear you be weyrey. I saw one of Chelseafan1 posts on the Bayern thread and had to come here to find out what it was all about. First it was Hazard, now Bakayoko. 1bime no go dey follow you yarn anyhow na. Well done sha.

raumdeuter:
You are very _moronic, You dont even have the IQ of a toddler, you are worse, your brain should be the size of a millet grain

if you are not an animal with no sense why would you make such idiotic statements to start with

I know you are mentally challenged thats why I try to break everything down to you, If you notice everyone has given up on you including your family. I only take you as my contribution to eradicating global ignorance

I thought you cobhamites claimed this ogbeni was against finger whipping? It seems Cobham express staff lied to us about your antecedents! We can now add deception to their companies profile page...

diggz:
Microphone check....clears throat..hmmmmm! hmmmmm! Mic check..1,2,3 mic check 1,2,3 mic check 1,2,3

Oga Nihilist I think your name is indirectly attached to this mail. Kindly accept your mail pls. Thank you sir.

Congrats to Chalobah if true. He must have gotten tips on how to be utterly mediocre and still get called up from his dressing room companion - Tom Cleverly, capped 13 times for England

England Call up is completely insignificant though as England men has not been relevant since shortly after nigeria's independence.

Though it doesn't belong to me, I will hold on to this L, and keep it in my living room as a reminder that if unremarkable footballers like Chalobah can get called up, then anything is possible...

funlord:
I thought you cobhamites claimed this ogbeni was against finger whipping? It seems Cobham express staff lied to us about your antecedents! We can now add deception to their companies profile page...

Naaah.....Cobham express no lie kan kan....someone must have pushed dayos buttons as he will never be first to throw punches.

funlord na even chelseafan1 and dayo self....na those two dey usually end any discourse.

Nihilist!!!

diggz:
funlord na even chelseafan1 and dayo self....na those two dey usually end any discourse.

Pay no attention to that irresponsible cretin, different ashewo toto don damage hin life and future, he's just a walking skeleton.

You are married with kids, Ditto Ibime, FBS, nateevs etc.

There are some things you stop when you hit certain age in life, that buffoon is still busy laying public pussies and beating his chest about it.

He's a lost cause, a wasted labour.

Chelseafan1:
Pay no attention to that irresponsible cretin, different ashewo toto don damage hin life and future, he's just a walking skeleton.

You are married with kids, Ditto Ibime, FBS, nateevs etc.

There are some things you stop when you hit certain age in life, that buffoon is still busy laying public pussies and beating his chest about it.

He's a lost cause, a wasted labour.

Ahh baba diggz this mail go hard me deliver o... Both chelseafan1 and Egbon funlord na my men..

Kai

With closed eyes, baba funlord, u have a mail sir.

Dont bother signing.

diggz:
funlord na even chelseafan1 and dayo self....na those two dey usually end any discourse.

I'm just reacting to the fact that you all said he always adopts a monk like approach to banter! Meanwhile the way he was slicing and dicing that broken down chimpanzee with a fetish for mmm, naija bet, IQ digit bank statements family problems and mouth and body odor was shocking to say the least!

Anyway it's good not to suffer fools gladly on the forum so he was doing the lords work!

funlord:
I'm just reacting to the fact that you all said he always adopts a monk like approach to banter! Meanwhile the way he was slicing and dicing that broken down chimpanzee with a fetish for mmm, naija bet, IQ digit bank statements family problems and mouth and body odor was shocking to say the least!
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Anyway it's good not to suffer fools gladly on the forum so he was doing the lords work!

Ahh....yesu.

Receiving ya mail and replying on code, I see u sir.

I read one bullshit bout tuchel replacing conte.. Hop Chelsea board no dey mad ... na rumour he go b sha

funlord:
I'm just reacting to the fact that you all said he always adopts a monk like approach to banter! Meanwhile the way he was slicing and dicing that broken down chimpanzee with a fetish for mmm, naija bet, IQ digit bank statements family problems and mouth and body odor was shocking to say the least!

Anyway it's good not to suffer fools gladly on the forum so he was doing the lords work!

Odoyo, I beat your head with facts not peddling lies as clapbacks, when I say things about you, everyone knows it's the truth, I'm a fresh, well brot up and responsible young man, with an enviable dark skin, no mouth odour, no body odour....I earn legit money and work smart for it.

I am my mother's pride everyday, all day, after making her proud as a graduate of Architecture, I built her a beautiful home where we both live today, I receive prayers and sweet words from her every morning, when last did you set your ashewo and igbo eyes on your mom?

As a matter of fact, I don't go about taking advantage of scam victims like you just to earn a living.

At your age, I shall be married with beautiful kids, not fcccking differnt species of pussies and bragging about it on public forums, when you are close to 40 and still decide to keep behaving like teens, you go know say water don pass garri.

I spit on your future.

*politely takes a seat at the back*

*pulls out a bag of polite popcorn*

Thomas Tuchel will replace Antonio Conte at Chelsea following disagreements with the board. [Sport BILD]

funlord:
I'm just reacting to the fact that you all said he always adopts a monk like approach to banter! Meanwhile the way he was slicing and dicing that broken down chimpanzee with a fetish for mmm, naija bet, IQ digit bank statements family problems and mouth and body odor was shocking to say the least!

Anyway it's good not to suffer fools gladly on the forum so he was doing the lords work!

Dayo na full fleshed mad man o!! If na dat one you dey talk about.....go check out one trump thread like that you go see say the guy get mad skills.

Chelseafan1:
Odoyo, I beat your head with facts not peddling lies as clapbacks, when I say things about you, everyone knows it's the truth, I'm a fresh, well brot up and responsible young man, with an enviable dark skin, no mouth odour, no body odour....I earn legit money and work smart for it.

I am my mother's pride everyday, all day, after making her proud as a graduate of Architecture, I built her a beautiful home where we both live today, I receive prayers and sweet words from her every morning, when last did you set your ashewo and igbo eyes on your mom?

As a matter of fact, I don't go about taking advantage of scam victims like you just to earn a living.

At your age, I shall be married with beautiful kids, not fcccking differnt species of pussies and bragging about it on public forums, when you are close to 40 and still decide to keep behaving like teens, you go know say water don pass garri.

I spit on your future.

Haaa...... Mogbe...!!


Funlord you have your name written all over this mail. Kindly acknowledge that you have received it. Thank you sir.

Chelseafan1:
Pay no attention to that irresponsible cretin, different ashewo toto don damage hin life and future, he's just a walking skeleton.


There are some things you stop when you hit certain age in life, that buffoon is still busy laying public pussies and beating his chest about it.

He's a lost cause, a wasted labour.

Ogbeni next time don't be scared...quote me directly and aim straight for the target similar to how I usually aim my _spunk straight down into your mamas grateful mouth anytime she comes to hustle for your tuition!

Now a few things to note in this epistle:

1: no wonder you are intimidated by my lifestyle! Just take a look at the sort of women problems you are facing in your pathetic nati like existence...

https://www.nairaland.com/3407937/what-guy-said-girl-crazy....lol

Chelseafan1:
Im still a young guy trying to build a good future for myself, loyal to just one beautiful girl nd all I want is her loyalty but she clearly wants more.

So it is blessed up niggas like me that _fuck the love of your life up her ass and throat for viju milk and meatpie before tossing her some change that she now borrows you to play mmm or naija bet? No wonder you always weep over my posts like a lonely bonobo monkey unsure of where it's mum has scampered to! How is it my fault that your idols are nati, scarecrows and Oliver twist? You are cursed to be remain broke because you are lazy, unambitious ugly and with a poor educational background! Your destiny is your destiny boy! Mould it without me!


2:Secondly little broke sage...are you angry that no woman finds you worthy of marriage? How does my family concern your struggle? What are the facts you are laying claim to? Was a ranking senator not recently caught with his pants down with 2 slayers? Is he divorced now? Is silent infidelity against the law? Or you want to cry and go and report to my madam the way you came and embarrassed yourself and cried on our united thread for 2 days because of the way we were pounding chelsea similar to how raumdeuter pounded your skull yesterday?


You are jealous because of my influence on the beer parlor thread? Because I guide fellow young huslters on the way forward? Because the young honeys allow me guide them to the right crews? Is it because you know all those girls you see me posting would give you a vicious backhand for even attempting to greet them if they ever met you? No woman wants an idiot who would only depress her life with tales "about tickets wey don cut" and "why indomie is good as her steady diet?".....maybe your mum might accept those terms but not my slay queens bro!


3: thirdly Nigga your life consists of Ponzi schemes and bet naija as your means of income? Is that what you call being a young hustler? No ape...you are a young doofus but you do not even realize it yet! Search my name and see the figures I'm doing daily just on buying payoneer funds from more intelligent young nigerians than your doomed self!

It is your mates that run fiverr projects, freelancer projects, esty projects and the rest! It is your mates that are using their intellect to work online and earn forex..i encourage them by purchasing their funds at a premium....and rewarding their hustle! You are too intellectually challenged to function at that level so i guess aiming for the president of the NURTW in osun state should suffice for you for now!


Now you want to claim I seek your attention? Nigga you are too broke to even have an attention span that one may want to seek! Your attention is usually only required at homeless food courts or when your parents angrily need to remind the flat headed disappointment hidden somewhere dusty in their house that his free breakfast, lunch or dinner is ready! With all your efforts was your sad bank balance not still around the 357 mark when dayo exposed you the other day? No wonder you got the nickname magnum 357 from your more ambitious brother!


Look here you groveling church mouse...in this life and the next you can never see my level so stop reaching or trying to famz! What you term as hammering is what I use on fuel, drinks or hotel bills! Funlord is a boss! In every sense of the word kid! The only scammer that walks free and serves as an escrow for moderator's? The only scammer whose innocence and threats got 6 pages of false accusations deleted in 5 minutes! The only scammer who last month got back the sum of over half a million naira from 3 people? It's all in the mentions...these are the facts! I am a gangster so I do not follow the rules rather I live by mine...but guess what my efforts on this forum have touched lives and made people smile...in so many ways! That's the sign of the decent man that stays hidden underneath all my other machievelian ways! So try as you might to make up lies or distort the facts about what I am...everyone knows what's up! No matter how all of you green eyed hate filled bats try to stain my moniker I will always shine brighter! Who god has blessed no man can curse boy...I will keep con signing you all to history's dustbin because that is where jealous, emotionally unstable, stinking filth like you belong!

By the way stop mentioning people as a means of getting support for your _stupid posts....nobody wants to be associated with a poverty stricken bastard like yourself you know! When your pride is done in the microwave send me your bank details let me bless you with something to stake with later today...at least we can improve your bank statement from N357 to N20357 and maybe i can at least help prevent you from joining badoo!

Hopeless surly shekpite he goat!

Hian!

Monday Night Raw on a Wednesday morning?


I no pick side, but this punchline dey split my rib:

With all your efforts was your sad bank balance not still around the 357 mark when dayo exposed you the other day? No wonder you got the nickname magnum 357 from your more ambitious brother!

funlord:
When your pride is done in the microwave send me your bank details let me bless you with something to stake with later today...at least we can improve your bank statement from N357 to N20357 and maybe i can at least help prevent you from joining badoo!

Hopeless surly shekpite he goat!

God knows that I would take this offer.
No time.

God help anybody that inserts such an offer into a mail for me on this Forum. Nothing sweeter than using your money to buy mb to comeback and diss you on top.