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Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by YahwehPenis(op): 3:45pm On Sep 02, 2017
Praise God I av cum again after anti sperm bot banged me. It banged me and I can't cum-ment on nairaland but God win d battle 4 his condom. It is great testimony.

Jesus is GAY and cute. He say, Cum unto me. Wen d disciples of Cries say, we can't cum 2 u again today Jesus say to Mary, u can do footworship 4 me because all my disciples are no more worthy of the condom of God. Mary licked Jesus feet, she rubbed d feet with cream she licked them, she wiped d feet wit her hair.

Jesus say, Mary your name sha be remembered forever because u do footworship for me. It d first footworship in d world. Luke 7:38

Men and brethren look for a girl and tell her, do footworship 4 me as Mary did footworship for Jesus. Lick my feet rob them wit cream, then I shall cum to u thru my condom.

Seeners witches wizards I don't want ur cumment.
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by kingxsamz(m):
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Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by 1Sharon(f): 1:05am On Sep 05, 2017
kingxsamz:
and they're gonna keep banning u.. untill u get a life...
useless idiot who escaped abortion...
repaint
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by Hier(m): 5:12am On Sep 05, 2017
I think they should ban you again, you were not rehabilitated.
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by Hier(m):
1Sharon:
repaint
Wooow, the evangelist in you at 2%, keep going. You will get there someday..


The red letter

Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by Nobody: 11:59am On Sep 05, 2017
1Sharon:
repaint
Is that you @ dp?
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by 1Sharon(f): 1:22pm On Sep 05, 2017
Hier:
Wooow, the evangelist in you at 2%, keep going. You will get there someday..


The red letter
Why are you quoting me ? Prick!
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by 1Sharon(f): 1:26pm On Sep 05, 2017
ShyCypher:
Is that you @ dp?
Who wants to know?
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by Nobody: 1:27pm On Sep 05, 2017
1Sharon:
Who wants to know?
Jus your friendly neighbourhood perv...
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by YahwehPenis(op): 3:33pm On Sep 05, 2017
1Sharon:
Why are you quoting me ? Prick!
I read my hymn book today. It Prick me the messy of God. Hier goes d hymn:

There sha be showers of breast milk, this is d promiscous God. There sha be seasoned refreshing, sent from d savour above. Showers of breast milk, showers of breast milk we lick, messy cums round us are falling and for d showers we plead.

Ar u breast already my sexxxter? I am breast.
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by 1Sharon(f): 4:25pm On Sep 05, 2017
YahwehPenis:
I read my hymn book today. It Prick me the messy of God. Hier goes d hymn:

There sha be showers of breast milk, this is d promiscous God. There sha be seasoned refreshing, sent from d savour above. Showers of breast milk, showers of breast milk we lick, messy cums round us are falling and for d showers we plead.

Ar u breast already my sexxxter? I am breast.
cheesy
Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by geoworldedu: 6:38am On Mar 25, 2025
YahwehPenis:
Praise God I av cum again after anti sperm bot banged me. It banged me and I can't cum-ment on nairaland but God win d battle 4 his condom. It is great testimony.

Jesus is GAY and cute. He say, Cum unto me. Wen d disciples of Cries say, we can't cum 2 u again today Jesus say to Mary, u can do footworship 4 me because all my disciples are no more worthy of the condom of God. Mary licked Jesus feet, she rubbed d feet with cream she licked them, she wiped d feet wit her hair.

Jesus say, Mary your name sha be remembered forever because u do footworship for me. It d first footworship in d world. Luke 7:38

Men and brethren look for a girl and tell her, do footworship 4 me as Mary did footworship for Jesus. Lick my feet rob them wit cream, then I shall cum to u thru my condom.

Seeners witches wizards I don't want ur cumment.
grin
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