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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by haffaze777(m): 3:09pm On Aug 02, 2017
Rilwayne001:
I don't wear blue jersey undecided tongue
U do wear it bro,stop lying
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 11:33pm On Aug 02, 2017
cool cheesy

Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by hayorlad: 8:47am On Aug 03, 2017
The love of woman is the beginning of...
Check it out here:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekbE4NdPvAc
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 1:33am On Aug 04, 2017
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 4:55pm On Aug 10, 2017
A girl from rilwayne001's hometown grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkh1GzsGD0Y
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2017
Empiree:
A girl from rilwayne001's hometown grin

https?v=rkh1GzsGD0Y
grin grin

But I'm from Ilorin Nah, that girl is Ibadan. undecided undecided
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree:
Rilwayne001:
grin grin

But I'm from Ilorin Nah, that girl is Ibadan. undecided undecided
Toor, i thought u from ibadan. What part of ilorin?. but anyways, both dialects are the same to me
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 6:35pm On Aug 10, 2017
Empiree:
Toor, i thought u from ibadan. What part of ilorin?. but anyways, both dialects are the same me
I am based in Ibadan but I'm from ilorin. Do you know adabata in ilorin west?

And yes the dialect is same, maybe that of ilorin is even worse. Lol grin grin
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 6:41pm On Aug 10, 2017
This is how we American brush our teeth....Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!! pour and rinse that is all cool

Buh how you Nigerians, especially demmzy15 & haffaze77 brush your teeth
shi!!shika!!shi!!shikakaka!!kakashi!!kakashii!!! Deep the brush inside their throat like dey wanna swallow it!!!!......
Make weird sound like a goat. Being strangled... Then felt Like vomiting.....Takes another paste to the brush.....


..Every thing would seems like an horror film..... grin grin grin grin
Thank God am not from this country... cool


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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 7:39pm On Aug 10, 2017
Rilwayne001:
I am based in Ibadan but I'm from ilorin. Do you know adabata in ilorin west?

And yes the dialect is same, maybe that of ilorin is even worse. Lol grin grin
lol, adabata, not sure I heard that before
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 8:21pm On Aug 10, 2017
Empiree:
lol, adabata, not sure I heard that before
Can you even remember which part of Nigeria ilorin is? grin grin grin Lwkmd
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Demmzy15(m): 8:51pm On Aug 10, 2017
My bros, you like dey find trouble, if I come do my own na.... Ok o grin grin

In fact, hot plate of ewedu mixed with gbegiri fall on you!!! tongue
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 9:02pm On Aug 10, 2017
Rilwayne001:
Can you even remember which part of Nigeria ilorin is? grin grin grin Lwkmd
Lol cheesy I spent 4yrs in iLORIN
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 2:59am On Aug 11, 2017
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 8:07pm On Aug 12, 2017
Rilwayne001:
This is how we American brush our teeth....Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!! pour and rinse that is all cool


Make weird sound like a goat. Being strangled... Then felt Like vomiting.....Takes another paste to the brush.....


..Every thing would seems like an horror film..... grin grin grin grin
Thank God am not from this country... cool

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grin cheesy grin
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 8:08pm On Aug 12, 2017
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 12:46am On Aug 16, 2017
_1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_ *Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
_*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_
grin grin grin



_2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!* grin grin grin



_3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!* grin grin



_4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
*“Which book has helped you most in your life?”*
*The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*
grin grin



_5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?
*Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"* grin


_6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_
*Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!* cheesy



_7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day._
*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 12:51am On Aug 28, 2017
cheesy

Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree:
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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 4:20pm On Aug 29, 2017
Good question indeed grin grin grin

Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 4:36pm On Aug 29, 2017
^^^

Such loan stands 80% chance of being declared total loss.

The only ones who can possibly loan (charity) such money would be family and friends who truly love him with understanding that they actually give the money away. Or God sent fellow.

Besides, some people misused the word "borrow" to refer to lender. You dont say "borrow me money". This is incorrect.

The proper phrase is lend me money. Or loan me money. The one receiving the money is "borrower" nau.


Me personally, if someone in that situation asks me this question, I rather give him half of it for free to sort out the rest. I won't even think about loaning money to him
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 4:40pm On Aug 29, 2017
Empiree:
^^^

Such loan stands 80% chance of being declared total loss.

The only ones who can possibly loan (charity) such money would be family and friends who truly love him with understanding that they actually give the money away. Or God sent fellow.

Besides, some people misused the word "borrow" to refer to lender. You dont say "borrow me money". This is incorrect.

The proper phrase is lend me money. Or loan me money. The one receiving the money is "borrower" nau.



Me personally, if someone in that situation asks me this question, I rather give him half of it for free to sort out the rest. I won't even think about loaning money to him
smiley
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree:
What kind wahala be dis. Me I dont get it shocked

Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 2:25pm On Sep 13, 2017
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 11:03pm On Sep 22, 2017
Rilwayne001,

Malian guy just gave me this kulikuli grin

Ain't ate this on almost two decades cheesy

Seeing it first time in yrs shocked

It looks like doodoo grin

Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 6:23am On Sep 23, 2017
Empiree:
Rilwayne001,

Malian guy just gave me this kulikuli grin

Ain't ate this on almost two decades cheesy

Seeing it first time in yrs shocked

It looks like doodoo grin
Hahahahahahahaha grin; grin
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 6:26am On Sep 23, 2017
Empiree:
Rilwayne001,

Malian guy just gave me this kulikuli grin

Ain't ate this on almost two decades cheesy

Seeing it first time in yrs shocked

It looks like doodoo grin
Hahahahahahahaha grin; grin that's not even the real kulikuli, but still yet, Egbon, you are really missing oh! Two decades tan shocked grin
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree:
Rilwayne001:
Hahahahahahahaha grin; grin that's not even the real kulikuli, but still yet, Egbon, you are really missing oh! Two decades tan shocked grin
Same smell. Same taste. Different shapes. But honestly, i forgot how the old ones look. i think kulikuli makes one fart right?
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 2:38pm On Sep 23, 2017
Empiree:
Same smell. Same taste. Different shape. But honestly, i forgot how the old ones look. i think kulikuli makes one fart right?
That's right lol. I took one today sef grin
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 2:07pm On Sep 25, 2017
grin grin

Evidence of Theft cheesy

Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001(op): 7:07pm On Sep 25, 2017
Empiree:
grin grin

Evidence of Theft cheesy
That's not even possible. lol.
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