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armadeo:
I swear I don't know. My friend once told me he saw blue all day. That's the best I have. Lol.

I hope you know that on NL, anyone that says 'my friend' actually means 'me'

Ishilove:
The baba was 84 years when they got married. Of course he would have lasted just 2 seconds in bed. He should be lauded for even getting it up in the first place.

My grandfather was 90 n his last wife moaned in bed anytime they doing it(mum told me this)...
To tell u d power of correct African bedmantics!!!

cKing1000:
Is this d Chinese way of sayin chai?

u are smart

Ishilove:
I hope that on NL, anyone that says 'my friend' actually means 'me'

Lol. My experiences are mine.

The story quoted is true from a friend. I really have no idea of its true. You know every individual is different.

armadeo:
Lol. My experiences are mine.

The story quoted is true from a friend. I really have no idea of its true. You know every individual is different.

Oya confess. So you saw 'blue' all day? What does it feel like?

lalanice:
nawa o..he didn't even trust the woman he married


oh thanks y'all, I wrote never even trusted at first,

whats that you wrote on your personal text, it sounds like oshogbo incantation...

mozele:
whats that you wrote on your personal text, it sounds like oshogbo incantation...

it is

lalanice:
haha i fit still swear say i know English pass you o

I agree. You "know English" pass me!

How can anyone enjoy sex with a woman who has fake breasts / fake body parts?
Disgusting!

Ishilove:
Oya confess. So you saw 'blue' all day? What does it feel like?

Lol. he also had Headaches, almost priapism just almost.


The blue story was a friend truly.

armadeo:
Lol. Headaches, almost priapism just almost.

My lord! Priapism?? Didn't the intended partner show up?

I heard that stuff is very painful.

Ishilove:
My lord! Priapism?? Didn't the intended partner show up?

I heard that stuff is very painful.

Maybe not priapism more like no failure even after the meeting. Then no failure again after the second meeting. No pain though. Lol

armadeo:
Maybe not priapism more like no failure even after the meeting. Then no failure again after the second meeting. No pain though. Lol

No failure after two meetings?? Jokes aside, that is very unhealthy

The blue story was a friend truly.

Hokay, if you say so...

*wink wink*

Ishilove:
No failure after two meetings?? Jokes aside, that is very unhealthy


Hokay, if you say so...

*wink wink*

Lol.

He did the right thing. He never expect a young lady like her to love him(prenuptial agreement is a clever idea.) Its a marriage of benefict. Its all about living a life of roses. The misfortune is death. It took the man too early. Moreover, this lady will have another young guy screwing her very well. She got herself a name already. She will move to bigger things.

Trust Woman on this Issue.

poor old friend, Hugh. he had lots of s*x, ate s*x, sniffed it, sold it, yet he made it to 91. such a painful loss. Glad he left a few good pimps behind. His manhood sure lives on

[quote author=kuntash post=60917671]Can you just imagine this one ?

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i can only imagine the distress going on her mind right now... She's just been out smarted by a dead man.

lalanice:
it is

lol see your head. So how much do you understand latin?