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5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 10:30am On Oct 01, 2017
HAPPY Sunday to everyone

I'm sure you will agree with me on the prevalence of one or two of these habits I think its very common in most churches today. cool

1. Rubbing the face with palm after benediction

It has become a norm in most churches today. After every benediction, the congregation will rub their stretched palm on their face. Some will even rub their head and down to the rest of their body part.

How is the grace of God a body cream or powder?? ...im not understanding grin

2. Squeezing of offering

In a way of not wanting the other person to know the amount of offering they are about to drop, most christians would fold and squeeze the money in their palm.

Some people are so used to it that even if they came with envelope, they will still fold it.


3.. Opening and closing of eyes

Most people don't even bother about closing their eyes anymore during prayers. Even when the pastor has said it, probably during deliverance or altar call, you still see them looking around.

Most Pastors too don't close their eyes anymore when saying prayers.

4..The Cross sign

Most people have adopted a particular church's habit. Whenever they enter inside a church, you see them touch their head, chest and shoulders. And you won't hear them say anything. Do we have to do all that before we call the name of the father, son and holy spirit?
I want enlightenment.

5. When the pastor says "Praise the lord" ... We are meant to stand up and shout alleluia!
But to some persons, it's the time to stretch and yawn. God is watching you o grin


What other habits can you speak of?

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Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Evablizin(f): 10:32am On Oct 01, 2017
cheesy

Kai OP are you church monitoring spirit?

Chai ayam a victim of 2,3 even no 5,Lord have merci.

Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 10:51am On Oct 01, 2017
Evablizin:
cheesy

Kai OP are you church monitoring spirit?

Chai ayam a victim of 2,3 even no 5,Lord have merci.

grin grin

You don't rub your face with palm after benedictions ?
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by hopefulLandlord: 10:53am On Oct 01, 2017
Okay
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by izito(m): 11:00am On Oct 01, 2017
OP ur topic shud b:::... 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians catholics In Most Nigeria Churches
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 11:10am On Oct 01, 2017
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Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Evablizin(f): 11:14am On Oct 01, 2017
Dotwillis1:


grin grin

You don't rub your face with palm after benedictions ?
lols i do it with style
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by CAPSLOCKED: 11:21am On Oct 01, 2017

THE MOST IMPORTANT, UNREASONABLE HABIT OF THE CHRISTIANS IS..

WORKING DAY TO NIGHT, PAYING TAX, AND GOING AHEAD TO GIVE MORE THAN 10% OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO A WELL DRESSED FRAUD IN CHURCH, WHO DOESN'T WORK BUT IS TWENTY TIMES RICHER, AND DOESN'T PAY TAX, OR CONTRIBUTE MEANINGFULLY TO THE SOCIETY. undecided
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 11:37am On Oct 01, 2017
Evablizin:
lols i do it with style

so that you don't wipe your make upgrin
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 11:48am On Oct 01, 2017
CAPSLOCKED:

THE MOST IMPORTANT, UNREASONABLE HABIT OF THE CHRISTIANS IS..

WORKING DAY TO NIGHT, PAYING TAX, AND GOING AHEAD TO GIVE MORE THAN 10% OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO A WELL DRESSED FRAUD IN CHURCH, WHO DOESN'T WORK BUT IS TWENTY TIMES RICHER, AND DOESN'T PAY TAX, OR CONTRIBUTE MEANINGFULLY TO THE SOCIETY. undecided




This your own strong o grin
Are you a christian?
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by CAPSLOCKED: 11:52am On Oct 01, 2017
Dotwillis1:


This your own strong o grin Are you a christian?

I'M A LIVING ORGANISM.
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by adepeter2027(m): 11:56am On Oct 01, 2017
Make I just siddon here they laugh
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 12:17pm On Oct 01, 2017
CAPSLOCKED:




I'M A LIVING ORGANISM.

lol
Bros Organism don't insult men of God o
Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Nobody: 4:33pm On Oct 01, 2017
This isn't funny at all. grin grin grin.op must be a comedian and monitoring spirit in church grin cheesy grin grin

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