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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Nobody: 5:54pm On Oct 08, 2017
Diezani had no idea that she had become attractive to the British authorities, and had been in their view since 2013.You see, these women, who own choice properties and obese bank accounts they do not need, across the world including Nigeria, had the best of opportunities to improve the lives of Nigerians, especially those who suffer health hazards from environmental degradation in the bowels of the Niger Delta where these two come from.
If they cared not about their immediate environment, why would they bat an eyelid that environmental issues in the Lake Chad Basin were fuelling Boko Haram

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Allee90: 5:54pm On Oct 08, 2017
Aunty Lauretta, Nigerian Almajiris are with you Bomper to Bomper
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by chukwundukc(m): 5:55pm On Oct 08, 2017
Everybody is seeking relevancy on the social media......
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Proffdada: 5:55pm On Oct 08, 2017
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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Adaumunocha(f): 5:56pm On Oct 08, 2017
Firefire:
Noise maker!


Lauretta Onochie,the demented yeye fowl with big mouth serving and defending the most useless government in the history of Niger-Area.


She gotta work for that money... U can't b a P.A to buhari be pro PDP.... She can't serve two masters
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Habyz(m): 5:57pm On Oct 08, 2017
Omeokachie:
She went completely dumb on hearing of the NNPC $25b scam.


Maybe we need the services of TB Joshua to help loosen the tongue of this palmwine addicted woman.


Excuse me, you don't even have proof of any scam.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by dragunov: 6:02pm On Oct 08, 2017
Omeokachie:
She went completely dumb on hearing of the NNPC $25b scam.


Maybe we need the services of TB Joshua to help loosen the tongue of this palmwine addicted woman.



Will you shut that cesspit you've mistaken for a mouth!

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by remicy(m): 6:02pm On Oct 08, 2017
Look at dis asorock striper...
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by GavelSlam: 6:05pm On Oct 08, 2017
See them.

You love Patience Shepopo for her loud mouth and severely lacking moral compass yet you berate Lauretta.

Lauretta has said it as it is.

The president doesn't need to interrupt the flow of the often trumpeted institutions.


Shepopo should simply tell us what business she conducted to come by such funds being a mere civil servant.

Allison's own is even more laughable.

She fled to UK.

Now she wishes to be invited home.

Is it that she cannot afford the flight back home.

OK, I would initiate a gofundme endowment for her.

Shameless women.

Lauretta being a lady you are in the best position to popo them.

Fire down.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Franzinni: 6:06pm On Oct 08, 2017
She made sense...but she is a mumu for serving the gworo chewing dicktator!

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by GavelSlam: 6:06pm On Oct 08, 2017
remicy:
Look at dis asorock striper...

shocked

Say what?
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Vicargeneral(m): 6:09pm On Oct 08, 2017
She isn't saying anything about the $26b that the government and the anti craft agencies have equally kept mute . we are for an unbiased fight against corruption. After the expiration of your tenure in office (in 2019) ,we will know if you are corrupt or deceiving your self. Their is time for every thing.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by edupedia: 6:10pm On Oct 08, 2017
Omeokachie:
She went completely dumb on hearing of the NNPC $25b scam.


Maybe we need the services of TB Joshua to help loosen the tongue of this palmwine addicted woman.



....yours is the usual IPOB rubbish and nonsense other sane Nigerians have come to know about u flattened heads...
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Omeokachie: 6:11pm On Oct 08, 2017
Habyz:

Excuse me, you don't even have proof of any scam.


Ibe Kachikwu (an insider) made the proof available for the world to see.


Awarding contract without following due process is CONTRACT SCAM.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by dragunov: 6:15pm On Oct 08, 2017
nairaman66:
This woman could have benefited from the ill gotten funds from diezani! Now that there is trouble, she is bailing out. Typical of every fake and disgruntled friend out there!! They be with you when the going is good.., and deny you in your times of troubles!!

You got proofs? I didn't think so. But you must flap those lips of yours, ofcourse. Don't mind me.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 08, 2017
kirajustice:
The Special Assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari on New media, Lauretta Onochie has dragged former first lady, Patience Jonathan and Former petroleum minister, Diezani Allison Madueke to the cleaners over their recent 'Weird Demands'.

Onochie wrote on Facebook;

"It’s the season of weird demands. Recently, Nigerians were assaulted by the demand by the wife of the former President Goodluck Jonathan, Patience Jonathan, asking President Muhammadu Buhari to tell EFCC to leave her alone.

Fat chance! EFCC is an institution, not an adulterous man running after someone else’s wife. So, woman to woman, I asked her to look inwards. Patience should wear the sort of aura that dispels, rather than attracts law enforcement agencies.

She can start by being honest and coming clean, regarding everything – cash, properties, etc., that were ill-acquired. Then hand them back to the rightful owners. Yes, back to Nigerians via the EFCC.

You see, EFCC, ICPC, DSS, CCT, all follow the smell of crimes. If she does not have suspicions of criminal activities oozing and buzzing from and around her, there’s no way she’ll be dragging President Buhari to commit impunity by ordering EFCC to leave you alone.

But there again, she’s been busy swatting the bees, she had no time to see that her husband’s reign of impunity, ended many moons ago.But that’s not the end of the story. And then, there’s Diezani Alison- Madueke. She too wants something. She wants to return home. Remember she’s in the UK for medical purposes. Remember the photoshopped images her image launderer plastered all over the tabloid and the Social Media?

Diezani is over 18 years old. That makes her an adult. She dusted her passport and flew out of this country, Nigeria.

She had concluded plans to run off to a Caribbean Island to live off the blood money she stole, not hauled from the poorest and the most vulnerable citizens of this nation.

She had no idea that she had become attractive to the British authorities, and had been in their view since 2013.You see, these women, who own choice properties and obese bank accounts they do not need, across the world including Nigeria, had the best of opportunities to improve the lives of Nigerians, especially those who suffer health hazards from environmental degradation in the bowels of the Niger Delta where these two come from.

If they cared not about their immediate environment, why would they bat an eyelid that environmental issues in the Lake Chad Basin were fuelling Boko Haram.

The adage that what a man can do a woman can do better, has never been proven more by anyone than Diezani Madueke.

The forfeitures the Nigerian people have been awarded against Diezani, the pending and on-going corruption investigations and cases, are a testimony that this woman, who was elevated to the status of a goddess by ex-President Jonathan, has cases to answer, from UK to USA, Italy to the Caribbean.

Why Mrs Madueke suddenly developed an urge to return home, is not clear. But many Nigerians think it’s not unconnected to the perceived cash and carry criminal justice system in Nigeria.

But she’s probably not aware that the Chief Justice of the Federation, Justice Onnoghen, has vowed to clean up the judiciary.

But there might be those judges who would be tempted by the mouthwatering inducement that flows from the bottomless pit of Diezani Madueke’s haulage.

May I remind Mrs Madueke that a certain (Rtd) Admiral Alison-Madueke, warned President Muhammadu Buhari to leave his wife alone. May I also remind Diezani that Nigerians assume that she is that wife that the retired naval officer warned the President about.

Now that she has been left alone if she needs to return to Nigeria, she will also need her husband to threaten President Buhari to come after her, Hahahahaha…

Dear Sis, in the meantime, you should make yourself comfortable in the UK. Attend to your criminal trials going on there. When found guilty, happily serve your jail term because it’s just the beginning."

http://politicsngr.com/2017/10/08/lauretta-onochie-blasts-jonathan-diezani-weird-demands/


I hope this woman doesn't have children.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Abfinest007(m): 6:18pm On Oct 08, 2017
Lauretta Onochie other name is masquerade lai Mohammed once said masquerade can can serve as a means of employment for Nigerians and also to generate income for government I think liar Mohammed was right he was actually referring to Lauretta Onochie as the masquerade that will generate income for d government

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Omeokachie: 6:18pm On Oct 08, 2017
edupedia:


....yours is the usual IPOB rubbish and nonsense other sane Nigerians have come to know about u flattened heads...


You went completely off the curve...

Clearly you've nothing to contribute to the debate other than descend to ethnic baiting...I aint taking a bite dude.


Go to the kiddies section where you guys do all does flattino/afonja rubbish.


That was your 2min of fame gone. You will be talking to yourself after this, except ofcause you say something that should earn you a ban for which I will not hesitate to call the mods.


Bye!

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Nobody: 6:20pm On Oct 08, 2017
Goosh! This reality check is capable of getting Pej and Alison madueke pregnant.
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by WetinConsignMe: 6:25pm On Oct 08, 2017
She has a big point, they are both shameless thieves. Except... so is Bubu... and Jonathan!
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Jaajis: 6:27pm On Oct 08, 2017
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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Nobody: 6:29pm On Oct 08, 2017
Habyz:
Excuse me, you don't even have proof of any scam.
U didn't have any proof for all the scams u heaped on GEJ

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Nobody: 6:30pm On Oct 08, 2017
soberdrunk:
To think people will still come here and abuse her for saying the truth, i am beginning to think even ordinary Nigerians dont want Nigeria to be great...... angry



And did accept he truth wen fashola was using 75 million to build 100k boreholes

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Klington: 6:30pm On Oct 08, 2017
buhari's ass licker,

Wen the table turns against you,
No one will ready to sympathize with ur sorry ass
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Nobody: 6:31pm On Oct 08, 2017
brainpulse:
Lauretta only the wise can see reasons with you. You made your points clear.

If Patient Jonathan could voiced it out doing the campaign that this government shouldn't be voted in because EFCC will be after them, knew of several atrocities committed by her and her cronies.

And if Diezzani could run away after they lost election, knew the repercussions of her embezzlement and corruption.

in 1983 people ran out of nigeria.

in 2015 people ran out of nigeria too.

do the math
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by mikeycharles(m): 6:32pm On Oct 08, 2017
Says the woman who looks like a dolphin
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Nobody: 6:32pm On Oct 08, 2017
brainpulse:
If not insane society will thieves and rogues have the audacity to speak without shame because we have hungry goats that will still defend them.

Some one has billions stacked away, built structures worth billions and the poor that have their future stolen and blinked still supports this shameless women is something so amazing.

The become bold every day because they know they will get away with their loot and still be the Lord over the poor and poverty stricken fellows that will still defend them because of sentiments of tribe, religion and illiteracy.

Tinimbu stole same billions n all u do daily is hail him ''jagagbam of yoruba land"
gringringrin

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by sunsewa16: 6:33pm On Oct 08, 2017
This rabble blouser should know she's female and respect womanhood where she belongs,is unafrican and unnigerian for a woman to be involved in political propaganda or media war.
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by dragunov: 6:34pm On Oct 08, 2017
Firefire:
Noise maker!


Lauretta Onochie,the demented yeye fowl with big mouth serving and defending the most useless government in the history of Niger-Area.


You must open that sepulchre of yours, right?
Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Firefire(m): 6:35pm On Oct 08, 2017
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dragunov:

You must open that sepulchre of yours, right?

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Firefire(m): 6:36pm On Oct 08, 2017
dragunov:

You must open that sepulchre of yours, right?

dragunov:


Will you shut that cesspit you've mistaken for a mouth!

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Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Patience Jonathan And Diezani Over 'Weird Demands' by Habyz(m): 6:36pm On Oct 08, 2017
PrecisionFx:


U didn't have any proof for all the scams u heaped on GEJ
Who "heaped any scam on GEJ"? Definitely not me.

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