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vivie01:
@shervydman, come try ur own here oh

annnikky:
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The
waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and
returned with a fresh cup of tea.

She shouted, “You brought me the same cup of
tea!” How did she know?

shervydman:
there's a mark on the cup.

shervydman:
there's a mark on the cup.

vivie01:
let me try again ........ guess she's the one dat supplied the restaurant wt d cups and she knew its only that cup wt its design that exists among what she supplied ( or bought for the restaurant)

annnikky:
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The
waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and
returned with a fresh cup of tea.

She shouted, “You brought me the same cup of
tea!” How did she know?

femi4:
Same taste....There was sugar in the tea and the fresh cup of tea made by the waiter

femi4:
Same taste....There was sugar in the tea and the fresh cup of tea made by the waiter

annnikky:
A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing
statements, the man’s lawyer surprises everyone
when he announces “His wife was just missing.
Everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to
walk in those doors in about 30 seconds.”

The entire court is silent and the jury stares at the
door as the lawyer and the defendant stares at the
jury

After a couple of minutes, the lawyer says “See! If
you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn’t be
watching that door!”

The jury immediately gave a guilty verdict. Why did
the jury convict him?

saintboogie:
The man also thought his wife was dead

annnikky:
A girl, at the funeral of her mother, met a guy
whom she did not know. The girl fell for the guy
and wanted to contact him. She looks for him but
couldn’t find him. A few days later she kills her
sister. What did she do that?

A few days later she kills her sister. Why did she
do that?

annnikky:
Every day, a man used to cross the border on
a bicycle with two bags of sand. The border officers
got a tip that he is a smuggler. So the customs
officers checked his and found they had only sand.
As they could not find any evidence, they allowed
him to cross the border. So, what was the man
smuggling?

annnikky:
Every day, a man used to cross the border on
a bicycle with two bags of sand. The border officers
got a tip that he is a smuggler. So the customs
officers checked his and found they had only sand.
As they could not find any evidence, they allowed
him to cross the border. So, what was the man
smuggling?

orgzeyn:
the man is smuggling bicycle

shervydman:
THE BICYCLE.

saintboogie:
The guy might attend her sister's burial

annnikky:
Yeah correct

shervydman:
oh glory, glory, glory to the loooord...hallelujah.

annnikky:
A famous chemist was found murdered. The police
knew that two people were involved in the murder.
They found a note that written by the chemist
which read – ’26-3-58/28-27-57-16′.

After reading the note the police immediately
caught the murderers. How?

annnikky:
A famous chemist was found murdered. The police
knew that two people were involved in the murder.
They found a note that written by the chemist
which read – ’26-3-58/28-27-57-16′.

After reading the note the police immediately
caught the murderers. How?

shervydman:
lol....periodic table
felix/nicholas

annnikky:
Wow! Correct

orgzeyn:
that were able to decode the note

shervydman:
yeah, yeah.....bring it on.

annnikky:
for ya mind abi?

annnikky:
U should've been specific with ur ansa i.e call their names..

annnikky:
There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and
not a rock

shervydman:
lol...
a man and not a man.....a man that's not sexually active.
a bird and not a bird.....bat
branch and not a branch.....maybe grass.
rock and not a rock.....stone.

a man that's not sexually active saw a bat on a grass and threw a stone at it but missed.


but stone is also a kind of rock now.