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Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by BounceNigeria: 7:00am On Oct 26, 2017
The commissioning of the Osun state residency identity card could have turned fatal on Wednesday.

The hall meant for the supposedly ground-breaking event had been filled beyond capacity with less than adequate ventilation.

Dignitaries including the Ooni of Ife, HRM Adeyeye Ogunwusi and the 80-year-old Owa Obokun of Ijesaland, Oba Gabriel Aromolaran, were seen sweating profusely.

But if their suffering ended there, it probably would not have made the news.

As if not sensitive to the already horrible challenge facing the event, organizers of the launching then decided to light up fireworks.

The high reaching sparks threatened to consume the asbestos in the hall while it emitted thick smoke that added to the plight of the audience.
By the time the obviously needless fireworks display died down, the dignitaries were coughing and grasping for breath while those who could not stand it ran outside.

Others left in the hall covered their nostrils with whatever they could lay their hands on.

Recognizing their goof and the danger they just exposed the guests to, the organizers were quick to apologize, describing it as a "fatal disaster just averted".

"Thank God we have agile traditional rulers, and a hall devoid of the presence of those suffering from asthma. I apologize, we are sorry,” Governor Aregbesola said.

Perhaps the presence of the Owa Obokun should have given the guests confidence that nothing would go wrong.

He recently said that he would live up to 200 years.

Source: http://news.bounce.ng/Content/ooni-others-suffocate-at-omoluabi-card-launch-20171025

Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by NwaChibuzor: 7:05am On Oct 26, 2017
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by WealthPhillips(m): 10:39am On Oct 26, 2017
Op to slap you just dey hungry me

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by pautex: 10:39am On Oct 26, 2017
Your Royal Majesty, noting will happen to you.

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by Jackeeh(m): 10:39am On Oct 26, 2017
Lol
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by XXLDICK(m): 10:39am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.
Very funny undecided

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by itiswellandwell: 10:39am On Oct 26, 2017
Hmmmmm
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by holluwai(m): 10:40am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.

Congratulations

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by looseweight: 10:40am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.
If its compulsory for u to talk, talk better talk

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by sleemfesh: 10:40am On Oct 26, 2017
What's the need and benefit of registering residents?
Why do we spend resources on leas than important things when we have more pressing stuff. What of a crime database? That's more important. We ready have BVN, National ID, Voter's card, Driver's License, international passport.

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by VoltageDivida(m): 10:40am On Oct 26, 2017
No I am not suspecting the prince.
Actually, it's none of my business.




My major problem right now is that my school has refused to mobilize me for service this year.

Kucha God is watching you.

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by Whyem15: 10:41am On Oct 26, 2017
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NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.
.
So, tell me, where is the sense in what you posted?

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by InsanePsycho(m): 10:41am On Oct 26, 2017
Our inability to organize ourselves will continue to be our biggest challenge as a people

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by BadBlaize(m): 10:41am On Oct 26, 2017
I have nothing to say
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by asawanathegreat(m): 10:41am On Oct 26, 2017
What is suffocating them? Let them go so that our problem will reduce in dis country.
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by naijamafioso: 10:41am On Oct 26, 2017
Arole Oodua must not suffocate o!

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by walosky(m): 10:42am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by motun2017(f): 10:42am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.
STALE

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by jeeqaa7(m): 10:42am On Oct 26, 2017
Ok
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by dewums(m): 10:42am On Oct 26, 2017
the first poster though.. he is the reason this country is backward
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by capatainrambo: 10:42am On Oct 26, 2017
was tinubu there?


looks like mouth odour tin
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by Nigeriadondie: 10:42am On Oct 26, 2017
undecided E be like say person release confirmed ewedu mess.
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by AntiWailer: 10:43am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.

M0r0n.

How do you feel after writing this rubbish ?

Do you feel cool and fulfilled ? If yes, that is an attribute of a low lifer.

You are so brain dead that no matter the issue on ground, you must see the marginalization of your tribe in it.

Grow up.

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by Badonasty(m): 10:43am On Oct 26, 2017
[quote author=BounceNigeria post=61777170]The commissioning of the Osun state residency identity card could have turned fatal on Wednesday.

The hall meant for the supposedly ground-breaking event had been filled beyond capacity with less than adequate ventilation.

Dignitaries including the Ooni of Ife, HRM Adeyeye Ogunwusi and the 80-year-old Owa Obokun of Ijesaland, Oba Gabriel Aromolaran, were seen sweating profusely.

But if their suffering ended there, it probably would not have made the news.

As if not sensitive to the already horrible challenge facing the event, organizers of the launching then decided to light up fireworks.

The high reaching sparks threatened to consume the asbestos in the hall while it emitted thick smoke that added to the plight of the audience.
By the time the obviously needless fireworks display died down, the dignitaries were coughing and grasping for breath while those who could not stand it ran outside.

Others left in the hall covered their nostrils with whatever they could lay their hands on.

Recognizing their goof and the danger they just exposed the guests to, the organizers were quick to apologize, describing it as a "fatal disaster just averted".

"Thank God we have agile traditional rulers, and a hall devoid of the presence of those suffering from asthma. I apologize, we are sorry,” Governor Aregbesola said.

Perhaps the presence of the Owa Obokun should have given the guests confidence that nothing would go wrong.

He recently said that he would live up to 200 years.

laugh wan kill me ooo
Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by Humbleiyke: 10:43am On Oct 26, 2017
It thought i was going to see a pics where the ooni was gasping for air cool

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by grin88(m): 10:43am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.
ayirada

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by Money2000: 10:44am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.

I can see you forgot your sense in your anus. That's why you are so sensitive to tribal farts!

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by FarahAideed: 10:44am On Oct 26, 2017
The VIPs came to sell Omoluabi card to the masses, the masses came to beg the VIPS for stipends

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by Nobody: 10:44am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I was there live in that hall. Report has it that it was one of those dignitaries that farted and I wasn't surprised. Yoruba people are known to have the deadliest fart of the the 3 main tribes in Nigeria. Their farts have been known to have the power of eliminating every living thing within 2km. I once had a yoruba girlfriend. She will eat my sharwama and drink my icecream. When we get home she will use mess to suffocate the living daylight out of me. I broke up with her within 5 days and vowed never to date a yoruba woman again.

'I was there live at the hall....Report has it that...:
Bros ur statement lack sense. E no funny too. E just dumb like its poster.

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by Nobody: 10:44am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
my children will grow up speaking yoruba and hausa and wont speak english.

Fixed!

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Re: Ooni, Others Almost Suffocated At Omoluabi Card Launch (Photos) by DIKEnaWAR: 10:45am On Oct 26, 2017
Was Tinubu there? Did he foul the air?

That's the only time you can get this reaction from a crowd.

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