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Vanity upon vanity, all is vanity. But mehn, church business is really lucrative in Nigeria. Tithe money is gold.

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mickeyenglish:
30million naira?! I want to ask questions.. Does this man has any sort of industry or business apart from his church establishment? Why give your "prophetess" wife 30million naira to celebrate her birthday when she's not an outsider? Why not just pick 5million naira out of that money and buy things like rice, beans, Garri, beverages, clothes, and shoes to an orphanage somewhere around you. Use 10million naira again out of that same money to purchase tens of Keke Napep and give to members who are poor and have nothing doing with a return of 10percent of their daily income? Again why not pick 10million naira out of that money to help youths and other members with their needs such as scholarships, tuition fees, feeding allowance, Visa procurement and general utility use? The remaining 5 million naira should be donated to hospitals and clinics to help procure some little Healthcare apparatus and equipments.This is my own breakdown of how the money should have been spent by the "prophet". In doing this, you have not only fulfilled the teachings of Christ and his apostles but, you have also in a simple way give back to the nation in a socialist way. Every partaker that has been affected by this fund ld definitely bless you.

Worst part is that, his blind followers would start calling you all sort of names for a simple advice. They will tell you that you simply know nothing about their daddy GO and that he has done all these things mentioned above.. Abeg! Ask them say shebi na the one wey we see we go talk..we no see hin charity works but we see the 30million naira cheque. I stand to be corrected, any of his members should upload any picture of the prophet and his prophetess wife doing any of the above, then I I'd gladly swallow my humble pie. Thanks to Philosophy and the likes of Thomas Berkeley, John Locke, and other British empiricism This is an Era of empiricism. If u can't provide an empirical evidence that he has done any charity work, please don't come here and start beating round Seun Osewa's Nairaland Bush.

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is a prophet and prophetess. Being a pastor is something I honestly don't know about but a prophet or prophetess is extremely hard in fact in places like the Celestial church, it is mostly an innate thing; in other words, you are born with the gift, you don't aquire it. Even after that,no one will tell you that you are a born prophet or prophetess until you start noticing some very weird things which beats mere mortal understanding at a certain age in your life. Even then, the road to finally becoming a full blown one is not easy. From my understanding of the doctrines,you just don't become a Prophet just like that? It's unheard of. We have 3 classificatio or types of Prophets or prophetess; one is the prophet that goes into Trans and speaks the words of the Holy spirit , the other is the Prophet that dreams, while the third is the one we call a Seer/Visioneer.. A member of their church should please tell me Which one do this couple belong to? I believe TB Joshua belong to the Seer/Visioneer class of prophet while the Nuns in the Catholic Church also belong to the Trans and Seer/Visioneer class. Don't ask me how I know cos i was sent to a missionary school all through my nursery, primary and secondary life as a student My Dad is also a Shepherd in the Celestial church (the highest rank of a prophet in the Celestial church which could only be attained after 15 years in active service and he attained it even before I was born), and my first sister who is a medical Doctor in the United States is also a Prophetess. If not for the leagues of Prophets and Prophetess who engage in fraudulent acts like performing spiritual rites for Yahoo boys,drug dealers, politicians,voodoo and other nefarious acts that has given away the Celestial church to the dogs and sewers, they would have been at the forefront of such task such as the discovery of Prophets and the Prophetess.










Post No Bill

You tried for this story. Next time you, don't put your family details on a public forum like this. Be careful.

They turned that service into a birthday service, even some people were crying because he gave her 30 million, anyways, that church is a clown church,
I only watch their programs when I want to laugh well.

I wonder how people go to this church and don't roll on the ground in laughter,


ZandhaZaraZ have you ever watched a portion of the service on TV?
Watch one, you'll die of laughter that day

I wonder how many of the sheeple he tasked to come up with the money...that's if this is not just s publicity stunt

BabaRamota1980:
Im a muslim, but seeing how it is to get wealthy overnight just by becoming a prophet, Im thinking of starting church in my community.

Ive seeing vision, God has spoken to me tonight and commanded me to start a flock and save his children from the grips of satan.

If it were an Islamic thread Seun would want you to pledge allegiance to your jihad god before u can comment.

And he had to give her the cheque in front of whole church and televised it live .
Well done. Just kwantinue

You no try at all. I thought you give her key to haven

Even Small Davido they give any one night girl $30billion. In spite say na just. When him Music sale.

But you be pastor, you get Baba on top phone number and you dey perform miracles as you like and still ask poor widows for tithes. Come dey advertise just 30million nigeria naira whey no get value slap fall on you hammer follow u joor.

Over to titheing people una eyes never open abi? Continue the next one una dey gather na for antie Janet choir mistress!

This man who was hungry-looking 3yrs ago with a church in the swamps now has a round face, round wife and ACfurnished church. Listened to him severally to deduce his knowledge of the word. On all occasions the feedback was 0%. Just mumbles some jumbo from the bible in 5mins and that is it. The rest is healing and deliverance. I can say without fear of accusing a prophet of God that this man here is fake.

liberalsinnerx:
The pastor is a criminal. He is using reverse psychology on his members; indirectly he is telling them on my own birthday MAKE UNA WRITE ME CHECK OH LIKE I DID FOR MY WIFE.

stop reading my mind Bru, right on point!!

Daeylar:
They turned that service into a birthday service, even some people were crying because he gave her 30 million, anyways, that church is a clown church,
I only watch their programs when I want to laugh well.

I wonder how people go to this church and don't roll on the ground in laughter,


ZandhaZaraZ have you ever watched a portion of the service on TV?
Watch one, you'll die of laughter that day

really??
Then I will try and watch one of their services.
Church business is just coocool.once u can see visions whether fake or real,you are gonna make it. And even sef nowadays you dont even need to see visions again ,jjust go through inspirational books and memorize beautiful quotations

BabaRamota1980:
Im a muslim, but seeing how it is to get wealthy overnight just by becoming a prophet, Im thinking of starting church in my community.

Ive seeing vision, God has spoken to me tonight and commanded me to start a flock and save his children from the grips of satan.

Please stay off jokes with the name of the Christian God. If Muhammad is mentioned, some senseless Muslims would be planning to burn a church now.

I see many Muslim Alfas and marabouts charging ignorant people heavily and duping them with Islamic rituals from the Qur'an, employing jinns and Islamic talisman.

You can opt for that, not making jest the Christian faith.

What even unbelievers don't do. the so called believers indulge in it. so how is God glorified in this showoff. may God have mercy on his people.

I will believe this when I see her collecting the money from the bank. it is very easy, I can just take up my cheque book and write even 500 million but do I have such amount on my account?

See how the mugun congregations are excited and jubillating, is there any business the man doing about pastorship that is giving out 30million and still continue to ask gullible follower to pay 10percent of 18K minimum wage for tithe.

Freeze will soon come for you

Check my signature to order your football jerseys and get it customized FREE OF CHARGE!

If then come kidnap the woman now, people will call them evil, imagine this kind publicity.

mickeyenglish:
30million naira?! I want to ask questions.. Does this man has any sort of industry or business apart from his church establishment? Why give your "prophetess" wife 30million naira to celebrate her birthday when she's not an outsider? Why not just pick 5million naira out of that money and buy things like rice, beans, Garri, beverages, clothes, and shoes to an orphanage somewhere around you. Use 10million naira again out of that same money to purchase tens of Keke Napep and give to members who are poor and have nothing doing with a return of 10percent of their daily income? Again why not pick 10million naira out of that money to help youths and other members with their needs such as scholarships, tuition fees, feeding allowance, Visa procurement and general utility use? The remaining 5 million naira should be donated to hospitals and clinics to help procure some little Healthcare apparatus and equipments.This is my own breakdown of how the money should have been spent by the "prophet". In doing this, you have not only fulfilled the teachings of Christ and his apostles but, you have also in a simple way give back to the nation in a socialist way. Every partaker that has been affected by this fund ld definitely bless you.

Worst part is that, his blind followers would start calling you all sort of names for a simple advice. They will tell you that you simply know nothing about their daddy GO and that he has done all these things mentioned above.. Abeg! Ask them say shebi na the one wey we see we go talk..we no see hin charity works but we see the 30million naira cheque. I stand to be corrected, any of his members should upload any picture of the prophet and his prophetess wife doing any of the above, then I I'd gladly swallow my humble pie. Thanks to Philosophy and the likes of Thomas Berkeley, John Locke, and other British empiricism This is an Era of empiricism. If u can't provide an empirical evidence that he has done any charity work, please don't come here and start beating round Seun Osewa's Nairaland Bush.

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is a prophet and prophetess. Being a pastor is something I honestly don't know about but a prophet or prophetess is extremely hard in fact in places like the Celestial church, it is mostly an innate thing; in other words, you are born with the gift, you don't aquire it. Even after that,no one will tell you that you are a born prophet or prophetess until you start noticing some very weird things which beats mere mortal understanding at a certain age in your life. Even then, the road to finally becoming a full blown one is not easy. From my understanding of the doctrines,you just don't become a Prophet just like that? It's unheard of. We have 3 classificatio or types of Prophets or prophetess; one is the prophet that goes into Trans and speaks the words of the Holy spirit , the other is the Prophet that dreams, while the third is the one we call a Seer/Visioneer.. A member of their church should please tell me Which one do this couple belong to? I believe TB Joshua belong to the Seer/Visioneer class of prophet while the Nuns in the Catholic Church also belong to the Trans and Seer/Visioneer class. Don't ask me how I know cos i was sent to a missionary school all through my nursery, primary and secondary life as a student My Dad is also a Shepherd in the Celestial church (the highest rank of a prophet in the Celestial church which could only be attained after 15 years in active service and he attained it even before I was born), and my first sister who is a medical Doctor in the United States is also a Prophetess. If not for the leagues of Prophets and Prophetess who engage in fraudulent acts like performing spiritual rites for Yahoo boys,drug dealers, politicians,voodoo and other nefarious acts that has given away the Celestial church to the dogs and sewers, they would have been at the forefront of such task such as the discovery of Prophets and the Prophetess.










Post No Bill

Just imagine all the long epistle you wrote, giving instructions on how a man should share his own money; tithe or no tithe, the money belongs to him.


You question his validity as a prophet, but you extol your church, the celestial church. And you do not see the evil happening in celestial church too. Would it be right for me to classify your family members that are prophets in celestial church, all because one person made an error somewhere else in celestial church?


Go slower on the judgement.

See the disclosure of personally identifiable information. Now I know he has account in zenibank, his account details and signature. When will you guys learn information security?

Chai...wetin she wan do with 30million naira cheque? See poor people offering money as them dey spend am

Nigerians with our mindset and mentality.......A already rich pastor giving his wife 30 millions, for what please? When more that 80% of his wealth belongs to his this same wife, children and perhaps family...Even religion is not succeeding in making us born again, again.....While this continent? While this country?

mickeyenglish:
30million naira?! I want to ask questions.. Does this man has any sort of industry or business apart from his church establishment? Why give your "prophetess" wife 30million naira to celebrate her birthday when she's not an outsider? Why not just pick 5million naira out of that money and buy things like rice, beans, Garri, beverages, clothes, and shoes to an orphanage somewhere around you. Use 10million naira again out of that same money to purchase tens of Keke Napep and give to members who are poor and have nothing doing with a return of 10percent of their daily income? Again why not pick 10million naira out of that money to help youths and other members with their needs such as scholarships, tuition fees, feeding allowance, Visa procurement and general utility use? The remaining 5 million naira should be donated to hospitals and clinics to help procure some little Healthcare apparatus and equipments.This is my own breakdown of how the money should have been spent by the "prophet". In doing this, you have not only fulfilled the teachings of Christ and his apostles but, you have also in a simple way give back to the nation in a socialist way. Every partaker that has been affected by this fund ld definitely bless you.

Worst part is that, his blind followers would start calling you all sort of names for a simple advice. They will tell you that you simply know nothing about their daddy GO and that he has done all these things mentioned above.. Abeg! Ask them say shebi na the one wey we see we go talk..we no see hin charity works but we see the 30million naira cheque. I stand to be corrected, any of his members should upload any picture of the prophet and his prophetess wife doing any of the above, then I I'd gladly swallow my humble pie. Thanks to Philosophy and the likes of Thomas Berkeley, John Locke, and other British empiricism This is an Era of empiricism. If u can't provide an empirical evidence that he has done any charity work, please don't come here and start beating round Seun Osewa's Nairaland Bush.

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is a prophet and prophetess. Being a pastor is something I honestly don't know about but a prophet or prophetess is extremely hard in fact in places like the Celestial church, it is mostly an innate thing; in other words, you are born with the gift, you don't aquire it. Even after that,no one will tell you that you are a born prophet or prophetess until you start noticing some very weird things which beats mere mortal understanding at a certain age in your life. Even then, the road to finally becoming a full blown one is not easy. From my understanding of the doctrines,you just don't become a Prophet just like that? It's unheard of. We have 3 classificatio or types of Prophets or prophetess; one is the prophet that goes into Trans and speaks the words of the Holy spirit , the other is the Prophet that dreams, while the third is the one we call a Seer/Visioneer.. A member of their church should please tell me Which one do this couple belong to? I believe TB Joshua belong to the Seer/Visioneer class of prophet while the Nuns in the Catholic Church also belong to the Trans and Seer/Visioneer class. Don't ask me how I know cos i was sent to a missionary school all through my nursery, primary and secondary life as a student My Dad is also a Shepherd in the Celestial church (the highest rank of a prophet in the Celestial church which could only be attained after 15 years in active service and he attained it even before I was born), and my first sister who is a medical Doctor in the United States is also a Prophetess. If not for the leagues of Prophets and Prophetess who engage in fraudulent acts like performing spiritual rites for Yahoo boys,drug dealers, politicians,voodoo and other nefarious acts that has given away the Celestial church to the dogs and sewers, they would have been at the forefront of such task such as the discovery of Prophets and the Prophetess.










Post No Bill

Dude their is no business that can give you this kind of money to dash your wife trust me i run a business and every genuine business run around world can make a 10%or to max let say 20% of investment after taxes and all other statutory levies.
Let them enjoy their money who am i to question them

And the members can't feed
They will tell them to ask God for help

diasporaman:
The ministry is working. I feel like opening a church here in Europe but I'm afraid of European laws that regulates Charity organisations like Church

Just claim you are spending the money on evangelism. Print some daily devotionals from Africa through one arrangee publisher and use the funds from Europe to pay for them plus for shipping.

Remember to file the proper purchase and shipping invoices from oluwole

You can rake in millions monthly whilst the funds go to your Naija account.

God will expose all of them.

Johnterryfama:
please any body with the idea of a good inverter battery? I need your advice on the product to buy .
I need either new or fairly used, 200Amh or 100 Amh.
thanks in advance

Look for Mombat if you can get it. Not sure you can get it brand new cos Police dey catch anybody when get am no thanks to IHS and MTN

diasporaman:
The ministry is working. I feel like opening a church here in Europe but I'm afraid of European laws that regulates Charity organisations like Church

pls my brother cum n open it here in Nigeria no taxes here

so if i write check of 50bn and give to my wife now and decide to deceive myself and post it on facebook nko....




Lets stop celebrating mediocrity and what is not.....

why is this on the front page?

Amberon11:
mtcheeeewwww. copy copy pastor. he has copied TB Joshua to the point he married a woman who looks like TB Joshua and even has the same haircut as her.

All these Christians sef...