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Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:35pm On Nov 04, 2017
Football is genuinely a thing of beauty, that is until the point when you meet its ugly side, money can’t help most players. But to the extent their aesthetic is concerned – It truly doesn’t make a difference if players are ugly, especially if they have skills. Some of these players are not too bad, weird looking and some are straight-up ugly.

While CheapGoals certainly don’t make a propensity for judging players by their looks, but this is a fascinating idea.


10. Joleon Lescott

It’s one thing to have a head the size of the Great Wall of China, it’s another, living with an abnormal looking scar amidst it appearing like a bad art. It gives the producers at FIFA a touch of additional work to do to make exact highlights on the player, but given the fact he’s perfectly healthy bringing home the bacon out of playing football, we surmise that is the exact opposite thing Lescott will be stressed over.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:38pm On Nov 04, 2017
9. Martin Skrtel

The Slovakian has a mean old face and has the look of a man who has just escaped from a mental asylum. He is one of the ugliest players in Premier League history and most likely gave his fans who met him nightmares, presumably the same number of nightmares he gave Liverpool fans with his dodgy defending. Skrtel was a long-term player for the Reds, but not the best defender they’ve ever had.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Dutchey(m): 5:39pm On Nov 04, 2017
booked till it gets to fp
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by greatmarshall(m): 5:39pm On Nov 04, 2017
Na wah o... Man no dey ugly o... Na pocket na im dey ugly when money no dey grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by benzene00: 5:40pm On Nov 04, 2017
Op these players are still better than you in all ramifications

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:40pm On Nov 04, 2017
8. Di Maria

Di Maria may be one of the most entertaining players to watch in football, but he has a funny face which isn’t generally in extent. The brooding face is a heartbreaking trademark for the Argentine who presumably had a figurative disappointed look amid his failed spell at Manchester United. His long pointy ears are also an unfortunate feature of a Fulani herdsman which combines with his overall look to make him one of the ugliest footballer.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:41pm On Nov 04, 2017
greatmarshall:
Na wah o... Man no dey ugly o... Na pocket na im dey ugly when money no dey grin

not too fine then

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Nobody: 5:41pm On Nov 04, 2017
Op, so Bale is not on your list?. grin

That being said, these ugly ones control the prettiest ladies 'cause what they couldn't make-up in looks, they made-up in wealth. Who fine boy with an empty wallet help?. BTW, Di Maria isn't ugly.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:42pm On Nov 04, 2017
7. Phil Stamp

With a round body shape and a face only a mother could love, Phil put his “Stamp” on various games by watching the rustiest man on the pitch. Shockingly smearing down would just explain one of his issues

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by DuchessLily(f): 5:43pm On Nov 04, 2017
Ugly or not, they are making cool cash..

Just wait and see the beautiful queens they will marry or have married

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:43pm On Nov 04, 2017
6. Phil Jones

Even the most routine of challenges inspires a stunning facial deformation that takes a player with a disastrous look and Jones could be mistaken for Wayne Rooney’s sibling because of the shape of his face which resembles a bad tomato. He also has the habit of making funny facial expression when he is making challenges which practically seems as though he is doing it deliberately.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:44pm On Nov 04, 2017
DuchessLily:
Ugly or not, they are making cool cash..

Just wait and see the beautiful queens they will marry or have married

sure.. ugly or not . na persn dem go marry na
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:45pm On Nov 04, 2017
5. Héctor Herrera

Herrera has an unmistakable ugly look and stands out from a group picture for evident reasons, but any reasonable person would agree Herrera has taken advantage of what God has given him. The teeth, the hairstyle and even at one phase dodgy ears make this player an unusual man to take a look at.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:49pm On Nov 04, 2017
4. Iain Dowie & Hameur Bouazza

Iain Dowie was an ugly-looking player amid his playing days, Dowie resembles the kind of player who would be a film actor, playing the ugly dumb accomplice that dependably seems to feature in comedy films. He has the kind of face that would scare kids off with his overworked looking face.

Hameur Bouazza: This Algerian midfielder has a somewhat triangular head, an expansive nose, and ears that could make him effortlessly mistaken for the FA Cup trophy.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:50pm On Nov 04, 2017
3. Aristide Bance

A likeable soul who evidently hit each branch of the ugly tree on his way down. With a face, only a visually impaired mother with burnt off fingertips could love. It is said God discarded the mold when he made the Burkina Faso player, inspired by a paranoid fear of repeating the slip-up.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:52pm On Nov 04, 2017
2. Scott Gemmill

Scott Gemmill’s typical expression seems as though somebody who has just smelt the most exceedingly awful fart ever smelt. It isn’t a charming picture and those are for the most part the better ones taken. Gemmill could be a top contender for a part in the movie “The Walking Dead”, complete with a pointy nose, gloomy cheeks and gravelled face of a man who has lived a life full of stress and tension.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:54pm On Nov 04, 2017
1.Luke Chadwick

From the indented cheekbones to the small teeth, there isn’t a considerable measure of external excellence or beauty the former Manchester United player can stick to, having set of ears that could make an elephant go jealous.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 5:55pm On Nov 04, 2017
Benita27:
Op, so Bale is not on your list?. grin

That being said, these ugly ones control the prettiest ladies 'cause what they couldn't make-up in looks, they made-up in wealth. Who fine boy with an empty wallet help?. BTW, Di Maria isn't ugly.

ugly prsn no go marry again ?
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Nobody: 6:00pm On Nov 04, 2017
cheapgoals:


ugly prsn no go marry again ?
I know for you?. grin
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Earthquake1: 6:19pm On Nov 04, 2017
cheapgoals:
3. Aristide Bance

A likeable soul who evidently hit each branch of the ugly tree on his way down. With a face, only a visually impaired mother with burnt off fingertips could love. It is said God discarded the mold when he made the Burkina Faso player, inspired by a paranoid fear of repeating the slip-up.

Warris dis

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 8:08pm On Nov 04, 2017
Earthquake1:


Warris dis

human grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 8:09pm On Nov 04, 2017
Benita27:
I know for you?. grin

me sef ugly ,ah fi marry yu na
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by NwaAmaikpe: 9:02pm On Nov 04, 2017
shocked

TARIBO WEST

This former Auxerre, Inter-Milan FC and Nigerian defender was so successful in his football career.
Please note that most of his success as a defender was attributed to his looks and not his skills.

Opponents were rumoured to always abandon the ball each time they looked at this creature's face.
He successfully scared strikers by frowning his face while charging at them.
Taribo West went on to win Gold at the Olympics in 1996.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Ermacc: 9:03pm On Nov 04, 2017
angry Op where's Taiye Taiwo, Taribo west, Vincent aboubakar and all other African players grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Nobody: 9:04pm On Nov 04, 2017
Not too fine or ugly?
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by femo86(m): 9:04pm On Nov 04, 2017
lipsrsealed
Mstchewww
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Oloripelebe: 9:04pm On Nov 04, 2017
Jonjo shelvey grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by seunny4lif(m): 9:04pm On Nov 04, 2017
Who fine help angry angry angry
Who will reject those guys?
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Nobody: 9:04pm On Nov 04, 2017
OP, if you really think Phil Jones is not good looking, then you know nothing

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by LesbianBoy(m): 9:04pm On Nov 04, 2017
nonsense! they have fine bank akants angry
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Lomprico2: 9:05pm On Nov 04, 2017
Op u wicked o! grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by julioralph(m): 9:05pm On Nov 04, 2017
cheapgoals:



10. Joleon Lescott

It’s one thing to have a head the size of the Great Wall of China,

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Haba!!! Thats harsh o

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