with the bad and terrible economy it seems so hard for youth to be successful at their earlier stage of life so if you 20years to 25 years driving a nice ride or living a dream life of an average 40 year old nigeria man you need to learn this rule else you become target and prey to the cops of nigeria


1.Get an I'D card


whether you a blogger on any innovative business maybe a programmer or a developer thinking you private and you don't need an id card would be so wrong to save yourself harassment and extortion

2.Dress cooperate most times especially by day




atleast you own your business and you have no office that's cool but stil make sure you dress to some sense of coperacy to avoid unnecessary harassment and extortion from nigerian cops
3.Avoid single driving at late hours


Try as much as possible to go to the club in a group or some bunch of friends don't do the driving alone late in the night else things might go from the normal routine checking to a mini -kidnap and robbery of rights

4.Get a Family lawyer contact

Always try and memorize this up for your sake and also in case things start getting messy with cops try mention the lawyer name or try dial up

5.Friendly Approach

immediately you sight the nigeria cops salute them or create one comic scene make him bring his out his teeth I bet you ,it would just be a formal approach of tasking like oboy wetin dey for us n.a. una dey under A.C oh

6.Defend up your self

after all this criteria and stil you are on the verge of been treated or Rob of your rights scream out leave all the gentleness in your body and try and let people around know what's going on don't treat it formally this time

7.Pay For Your Life

if atall you can't do any of these and that means you in a tight condition probably at night tell them you have a certain amount and pay them because my bro n.a. living being dey go court


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I suffer no be small for eke hand as teenager.
6 footer,charcoal black,with a mean face,who was in love wt night waka in a small town.
I sleep for cell unto normal police pick and drop many times.
Luckily,for d last 4 yrs of my university waka,I was always hijacking 1 jalopy or d other from my house,that time my waka come be midnight/early morning sef.
Made sure,I always had my particulars and drivers' license up to date.
The following scene would always happen;
Policeman=why are u moving about my this time of d night
Me=I was reading and I became hungry and decided to go and eat noodles.
Policeman=why must it be by this time?
Me=Officer,is there a curfew in this town?
P:If u talk like that,I go carry U go station this night.
Me:U can only arrest me if U catch me in d process of commiting a crime or there's a complaint against me in d station and I don't qualify for both.
P:E be like u wan prove say U sabi something,I will deal wt u this night.
Me:Ha,I sabi something oo,if I no sabi something,I wouldn't survive in medical school.
P=What is smelling in this car?
Me=Benson and hedges cigarette(shows him d packet and lighter
*Proceeds to search car thoroughly and scrutinize particles /drivers license.
P:Oya,go home wt speed,if I see u again this night I will arrest U
Me:Yes sir(tomorrow I'll still meet d same policeman in d same spot at d same hour)lol

dokiOloye:
I suffer no be small for eke hand as teenager.
6 footer,charcoal black,with a mean face,who was in love wt night waka in a small town.
I sleep for cell unto normal police pick and drop many times.
Luckily,for d last 4 yrs of my university waka,I was always hijacking 1 jalopy or d other from my house,that time my waka come be midnight/early morning sef.
Made sure,I always had my particulars and drivers' license up to date.
The following scene would always happen;
Policeman=why are u moving about my this time of d night
Me=I was reading and I became hungry and decided to go and eat noodles.
Policeman=why must it be by this time?
Me=Officer,is there a curfew in this town?
P:If u talk like that,I go carry U go station this night.
Me:U can only arrest me if U catch me in d process of commiting a crime or there's a complaint against me in d station and I don't qualify for both.
P:E be like u wan prove say U sabi something,I will deal wt u this night.
Me:Ha,I sabi something oo,if I no sabi something,I wouldn't survive in medical school.
P=What is smelling in this car?
Me=Benson and hedges cigarette(shows him d packet and lighter
*Proceeds to search car thoroughly and scrutinize particles /drivers license.
P:Oya,go home wt speed,if I see u again this night I will arrest U
Me:Yes sir(tomorrow I'll still meet d same policeman in d same spot at d same hour)lol

police are really cool and understanding
most sars are the other wise

make ha book space here jhare

lol

Pay for my life?