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| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by stuffs4me(m): 8:58am On Nov 06, 2017 |
Magu right now
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| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:20am On Nov 06, 2017 |
DontForceUnity:who b Aisha?who know Aisha? abi thunder wan fire Aisha and her husband |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by dollytino4real(f): 9:22am On Nov 06, 2017 |
teebankz10:pls do u want a.p.c, dss and crocodile cry to look 4 me |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by donqx: 9:24am On Nov 06, 2017 |
really |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 4rty(f): 9:29am On Nov 06, 2017 |
9jaDoc:Where is ur manners? mannerless goat continue showing ur stupidity to the world...jealousy  |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Fizah: 9:42am On Nov 06, 2017 |
Bennycollins:  |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Augiiee(m): 9:44am On Nov 06, 2017 |
DontForceUnity:and who would give such attention to patience in the North? |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 10:12am On Nov 06, 2017 |
bencarson007:No, u r ok. READ: The admission by Patience Jonathan that she owns the whopping $31.4 million recently discovered in four bank accounts that were frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has placed her as the richest First Lady that Nigeria ever had, investigation by Daily Trust on Sunday has shown. You have read of countless, jaw- dropping plunders in the order of billions of naira, of loot packed in septic tanks, and of some salted away in offshore tax havens. But you are shocked by this umpteenth scandal, notheless. You are appalled – in spite of yourself – by reports that former first lady, Patience Jonathan, has gone to court to lay claim to ownership of $15 million deposit in four bank accounts frozen by the EFCC. She is standing on the premise of her constitutional right to “own property” to assert that the curious accounts opened and maintained in the name of the houseboys of her former domestic aide were hers, in actual sense. And she is demanding 200 million naira in damages for the anti-graft agency’s infringement on her convenient money laundering scheme! And, while you are trying your level best to process this obscenity without compromising your sanity, a corrective arrives to complicate matters: The EFCC has found a fresh $5 million in another Patience bank account. Which means that the balance of her deposits in the Nigeria banking system, as we know it today, stands at $20 million –‘only’! You remind yourself that you know the Patience in question. She has never been, at any time, a household name in the Nigerian business environment or elsewhere. The highest position she ever attained in her almost non-existent civil service career was permanent secretary. Bayelsa State Governor Seriake D!ckson gave her a ludicrous ghost worker appointment for the sake of his own political survival. Beyond that, she was nothing more than the wife of a man who became president by a stroke of fate. So you find yourself wondering how she managed to earn $20 million. Has she been paying her taxes? What investment yielded her such abundant profit? Where might one locate a trail of sweat or handprints of labor or any in-demand product or service that could account for her Olympian dollar heap? Her claim to ownership of $20 million she obviously stole from the Nigerian treasury is the salt of a lie on the wound of a heist. Her preposterous possessiveness resembles the spectacle of a thief pleading that the stolen goods that represent the collective wealth of an entire neighborhood belongs to him! It’s clear that keeping those millions of dollars for too long gave Patience a false sense of ownership. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But, the truth is that the number of years she has had the spoils doesn’t make her the rightful owner. Neither does it make her less a thief. If anything, every new day she kept the stolen goods made her a more impenitent thief! And talking of repentance, Patience is impervious to it. Even a close shave with prison has not transformed her covetous core. In 2006, during her husband’s term as governor of Bayelsa state, EFCC caught her twice trying to launder money. First time, Patience tried to launder 104 million naira through her ‘business associate’, a certain Nancy Ebere. Ms. Ebere implicated Patience in a sworn affidavit. Second time, Patience was intercepted at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport while trying to smuggle out a baggage of $12.5 million cash. She escaped prosecution on the two occasions. She was allowed to go home and sin some more. Obasanjo had, before then, decided to make her meek-looking husband the running mate of Governor Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. So he declined to authorize EFCC to expose the wife of the future vice president as a kleptomaniac! The free pass gave Patience the impression that she was above the law. She could steal without fear of any repercussion. If she was caught, she would not do the time. She would be set free to relearn the art of stealing and escaping with the booty! It turns out that the companies Patience used to launder money were fairy tale entities. They had no earthly address, no staffer, no robot. The firms did not exist. She conjured $20 million out of nothingness – by sheer magic! Patience Jonathan’s $20 million is the stuff of occult fortune. What makes this case very grievous is that Patience is insisting on her right to squander all the money she has stolen. She says she has a right to ‘own property.’ She implies that the Nigerian people have no right…not even to the right to reclaim what is left of her loot! Patience Jonathan once requested Nigerians to call her by the new name of “Mama Peace.” Her concept of ‘peace’ is totally divorced from justice. She wants to be left alone. Her definition of ‘peace’ is a state of respect for her ‘right’ to consume millions of dollars of Nigerian taxpayer money! |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by ohiku4every1(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2017 |
just like #AMOEBA shapeless organism lolz |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 10:16am On Nov 06, 2017 |
4rty:READ this, afterwards we'll discuss manners: The admission by Patience Jonathan that she owns the whopping $31.4 million recently discovered in four bank accounts that were frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has placed her as the richest First Lady that Nigeria ever had, investigation by Daily Trust on Sunday has shown. You have read of countless, jaw- dropping plunders in the order of billions of naira, of loot packed in septic tanks, and of some salted away in offshore tax havens. But you are shocked by this umpteenth scandal, notheless. You are appalled – in spite of yourself – by reports that former first lady, Patience Jonathan, has gone to court to lay claim to ownership of $15 million deposit in four bank accounts frozen by the EFCC. She is standing on the premise of her constitutional right to “own property” to assert that the curious accounts opened and maintained in the name of the houseboys of her former domestic aide were hers, in actual sense. And she is demanding 200 million naira in damages for the anti-graft agency’s infringement on her convenient money laundering scheme! And, while you are trying your level best to process this obscenity without compromising your sanity, a corrective arrives to complicate matters: The EFCC has found a fresh $5 million in another Patience bank account. Which means that the balance of her deposits in the Nigeria banking system, as we know it today, stands at $20 million –‘only’! You remind yourself that you know the Patience in question. She has never been, at any time, a household name in the Nigerian business environment or elsewhere. The highest position she ever attained in her almost non-existent civil service career was permanent secretary. Bayelsa State Governor Seriake D!ckson gave her a ludicrous ghost worker appointment for the sake of his own political survival. Beyond that, she was nothing more than the wife of a man who became president by a stroke of fate. So you find yourself wondering how she managed to earn $20 million. Has she been paying her taxes? What investment yielded her such abundant profit? Where might one locate a trail of sweat or handprints of labor or any in-demand product or service that could account for her Olympian dollar heap? Her claim to ownership of $20 million she obviously stole from the Nigerian treasury is the salt of a lie on the wound of a heist. Her preposterous possessiveness resembles the spectacle of a thief pleading that the stolen goods that represent the collective wealth of an entire neighborhood belongs to him! It’s clear that keeping those millions of dollars for too long gave Patience a false sense of ownership. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But, the truth is that the number of years she has had the spoils doesn’t make her the rightful owner. Neither does it make her less a thief. If anything, every new day she kept the stolen goods made her a more impenitent thief! And talking of repentance, Patience is impervious to it. Even a close shave with prison has not transformed her covetous core. In 2006, during her husband’s term as governor of Bayelsa state, EFCC caught her twice trying to launder money. First time, Patience tried to launder 104 million naira through her ‘business associate’, a certain Nancy Ebere. Ms. Ebere implicated Patience in a sworn affidavit. Second time, Patience was intercepted at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport while trying to smuggle out a baggage of $12.5 million cash. She escaped prosecution on the two occasions. She was allowed to go home and sin some more. Obasanjo had, before then, decided to make her meek-looking husband the running mate of Governor Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. So he declined to authorize EFCC to expose the wife of the future vice president as a kleptomaniac! The free pass gave Patience the impression that she was above the law. She could steal without fear of any repercussion. If she was caught, she would not do the time. She would be set free to relearn the art of stealing and escaping with the booty! It turns out that the companies Patience used to launder money were fairy tale entities. They had no earthly address, no staffer, no robot. The firms did not exist. She conjured $20 million out of nothingness – by sheer magic! Patience Jonathan’s $20 million is the stuff of occult fortune. What makes this case very grievous is that Patience is insisting on her right to squander all the money she has stolen. She says she has a right to ‘own property.’ She implies that the Nigerian people have no right…not even to the right to reclaim what is left of her loot! Patience Jonathan once requested Nigerians to call her by the new name of “Mama Peace.” Her concept of ‘peace’ is totally divorced from justice. She wants to be left alone. Her definition of ‘peace’ is a state of respect for her ‘right’ to consume millions of dollars of Nigerian taxpayer money! |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 10:18am On Nov 06, 2017 |
SOFTENGR:Read: The admission by Patience Jonathan that she owns the whopping $31.4 million recently discovered in four bank accounts that were frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has placed her as the richest First Lady that Nigeria ever had, investigation by Daily Trust on Sunday has shown. You have read of countless, jaw- dropping plunders in the order of billions of naira, of loot packed in septic tanks, and of some salted away in offshore tax havens. But you are shocked by this umpteenth scandal, notheless. You are appalled – in spite of yourself – by reports that former first lady, Patience Jonathan, has gone to court to lay claim to ownership of $15 million deposit in four bank accounts frozen by the EFCC. She is standing on the premise of her constitutional right to “own property” to assert that the curious accounts opened and maintained in the name of the houseboys of her former domestic aide were hers, in actual sense. And she is demanding 200 million naira in damages for the anti-graft agency’s infringement on her convenient money laundering scheme! And, while you are trying your level best to process this obscenity without compromising your sanity, a corrective arrives to complicate matters: The EFCC has found a fresh $5 million in another Patience bank account. Which means that the balance of her deposits in the Nigeria banking system, as we know it today, stands at $20 million –‘only’! You remind yourself that you know the Patience in question. She has never been, at any time, a household name in the Nigerian business environment or elsewhere. The highest position she ever attained in her almost non-existent civil service career was permanent secretary. Bayelsa State Governor Seriake D!ckson gave her a ludicrous ghost worker appointment for the sake of his own political survival. Beyond that, she was nothing more than the wife of a man who became president by a stroke of fate. So you find yourself wondering how she managed to earn $20 million. Has she been paying her taxes? What investment yielded her such abundant profit? Where might one locate a trail of sweat or handprints of labor or any in-demand product or service that could account for her Olympian dollar heap? Her claim to ownership of $20 million she obviously stole from the Nigerian treasury is the salt of a lie on the wound of a heist. Her preposterous possessiveness resembles the spectacle of a thief pleading that the stolen goods that represent the collective wealth of an entire neighborhood belongs to him! It’s clear that keeping those millions of dollars for too long gave Patience a false sense of ownership. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But, the truth is that the number of years she has had the spoils doesn’t make her the rightful owner. Neither does it make her less a thief. If anything, every new day she kept the stolen goods made her a more impenitent thief! And talking of repentance, Patience is impervious to it. Even a close shave with prison has not transformed her covetous core. In 2006, during her husband’s term as governor of Bayelsa state, EFCC caught her twice trying to launder money. First time, Patience tried to launder 104 million naira through her ‘business associate’, a certain Nancy Ebere. Ms. Ebere implicated Patience in a sworn affidavit. Second time, Patience was intercepted at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport while trying to smuggle out a baggage of $12.5 million cash. She escaped prosecution on the two occasions. She was allowed to go home and sin some more. Obasanjo had, before then, decided to make her meek-looking husband the running mate of Governor Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. So he declined to authorize EFCC to expose the wife of the future vice president as a kleptomaniac! The free pass gave Patience the impression that she was above the law. She could steal without fear of any repercussion. If she was caught, she would not do the time. She would be set free to relearn the art of stealing and escaping with the booty! It turns out that the companies Patience used to launder money were fairy tale entities. They had no earthly address, no staffer, no robot. The firms did not exist. She conjured $20 million out of nothingness – by sheer magic! Patience Jonathan’s $20 million is the stuff of occult fortune. What makes this case very grievous is that Patience is insisting on her right to squander all the money she has stolen. She says she has a right to ‘own property.’ She implies that the Nigerian people have no right…not even to the right to reclaim what is left of her loot! Patience Jonathan once requested Nigerians to call her by the new name of “Mama Peace.” Her concept of ‘peace’ is totally divorced from justice. She wants to be left alone. Her definition of ‘peace’ is a state of respect for her ‘right’ to consume millions of dollars of Nigerian taxpayer money! |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 10:18am On Nov 06, 2017 |
[quote author=rawpadgin post=62113449][/quote]Read: The admission by Patience Jonathan that she owns the whopping $31.4 million recently discovered in four bank accounts that were frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has placed her as the richest First Lady that Nigeria ever had, investigation by Daily Trust on Sunday has shown. You have read of countless, jaw- dropping plunders in the order of billions of naira, of loot packed in septic tanks, and of some salted away in offshore tax havens. But you are shocked by this umpteenth scandal, notheless. You are appalled – in spite of yourself – by reports that former first lady, Patience Jonathan, has gone to court to lay claim to ownership of $15 million deposit in four bank accounts frozen by the EFCC. She is standing on the premise of her constitutional right to “own property” to assert that the curious accounts opened and maintained in the name of the houseboys of her former domestic aide were hers, in actual sense. And she is demanding 200 million naira in damages for the anti-graft agency’s infringement on her convenient money laundering scheme! And, while you are trying your level best to process this obscenity without compromising your sanity, a corrective arrives to complicate matters: The EFCC has found a fresh $5 million in another Patience bank account. Which means that the balance of her deposits in the Nigeria banking system, as we know it today, stands at $20 million –‘only’! You remind yourself that you know the Patience in question. She has never been, at any time, a household name in the Nigerian business environment or elsewhere. The highest position she ever attained in her almost non-existent civil service career was permanent secretary. Bayelsa State Governor Seriake D!ckson gave her a ludicrous ghost worker appointment for the sake of his own political survival. Beyond that, she was nothing more than the wife of a man who became president by a stroke of fate. So you find yourself wondering how she managed to earn $20 million. Has she been paying her taxes? What investment yielded her such abundant profit? Where might one locate a trail of sweat or handprints of labor or any in-demand product or service that could account for her Olympian dollar heap? Her claim to ownership of $20 million she obviously stole from the Nigerian treasury is the salt of a lie on the wound of a heist. Her preposterous possessiveness resembles the spectacle of a thief pleading that the stolen goods that represent the collective wealth of an entire neighborhood belongs to him! It’s clear that keeping those millions of dollars for too long gave Patience a false sense of ownership. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But, the truth is that the number of years she has had the spoils doesn’t make her the rightful owner. Neither does it make her less a thief. If anything, every new day she kept the stolen goods made her a more impenitent thief! And talking of repentance, Patience is impervious to it. Even a close shave with prison has not transformed her covetous core. In 2006, during her husband’s term as governor of Bayelsa state, EFCC caught her twice trying to launder money. First time, Patience tried to launder 104 million naira through her ‘business associate’, a certain Nancy Ebere. Ms. Ebere implicated Patience in a sworn affidavit. Second time, Patience was intercepted at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport while trying to smuggle out a baggage of $12.5 million cash. She escaped prosecution on the two occasions. She was allowed to go home and sin some more. Obasanjo had, before then, decided to make her meek-looking husband the running mate of Governor Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. So he declined to authorize EFCC to expose the wife of the future vice president as a kleptomaniac! The free pass gave Patience the impression that she was above the law. She could steal without fear of any repercussion. If she was caught, she would not do the time. She would be set free to relearn the art of stealing and escaping with the booty! It turns out that the companies Patience used to launder money were fairy tale entities. They had no earthly address, no staffer, no robot. The firms did not exist. She conjured $20 million out of nothingness – by sheer magic! Patience Jonathan’s $20 million is the stuff of occult fortune. What makes this case very grievous is that Patience is insisting on her right to squander all the money she has stolen. She says she has a right to ‘own property.’ She implies that the Nigerian people have no right…not even to the right to reclaim what is left of her loot! Patience Jonathan once requested Nigerians to call her by the new name of “Mama Peace.” Her concept of ‘peace’ is totally divorced from justice. She wants to be left alone. Her definition of ‘peace’ is a state of respect for her ‘right’ to consume millions of dollars of Nigerian taxpayer money! |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by teebankz10(m): 12:01pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
dollytino4real:comman stay under my umbrella and the aforementioned shii will bow and kiss your feet  |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by juman(m): 12:24pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Jonathan and his wife showed that ijaw also whenever in position of trust would disappoint. They concentrated stealing money instead of building projects. |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by toprealman: 12:32pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Na only u waka come.......dairis God ooo.....chai.....felloe widows, your late husband's manhood lives on. Miss her bullets |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Referendum50(f): 12:46pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
dollytino4real: |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by dollytino4real(f): 1:26pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
teebankz10:who u be? |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by teebankz10(m): 2:46pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by dollytino4real(f): 2:59pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
teebankz10:abeg face bush! |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Ezyp(m): 3:12pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
9jaDoc:Please act your gender |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 5:51pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Ezyp:Playing the gender card doesn't work with me. Just because u r female like me doesn't mean I won't call you a thief when you are clearly a big one. |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 5:57pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
The woman obviously has a well-financed, well-oiled media team, as we can see on this thread. It would have worked if she stole a reasonable amount. But greed made her steal way beyond what can be defended. |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Ojiofor: 6:00pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Lovely. |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by duduade(m): 7:46pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
dably:The fans and her look like fanta and coke |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by bencarson007(m): 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
9jaDoc:Hello ma, I hope you know I got banned just because I tried to stop you from insulting a woman old enough to be our mother. That woman is not worse than the former first ladies we have had and as far as I know, no competent court has convicted her yet. We all need to mind what we say and do on SM so they don't come back to haunt us someday. I learnt my lesson though. Once again doc, I am sorry if I offended you by my comment! I hope we can be friends irrespective of our opinions and political inclinations. My name is Benjamin and I hope to know yours too! |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by weownthewest: 7:06pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
Mama piece ride on. |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 8:00pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
bencarson007:Sorry about your ban dear. My name is Dr. Adora Ulasi. We have a new thread on mama titled: "Nigeria's richest first lady ever. What a woman!" Check it out. 1 Like |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by bencarson007(m): 8:23pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
9jaDoc:Welcome Dr Adora Ulasi. My full name is Benjamin Orogun. Please,can you send me a link to that topic. And I like your name Adora. |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
bencarson007:Thank u so much, Ben. People tend to like the name. Except those who read a different meaning into it. Here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/4162629/nigerias-richest-first-lady-ever/7#62291135 1 Like |
| Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by bencarson007(m): 9:16pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
9jaDoc:Adora is a nice name and from experience people with that name are nice people(my friend Adora Ogosi is a typical example). You have proven that to me again. I won't mind us getting to know each other better...that's if you don't mind... I am checking that link now ! |
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