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Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by anthonyuncle(m): 2:04pm On Nov 14, 2017
ndigbo:

This is not true . Superstition everywhere .
me no understand dem o,
coz for me dat act (sex in a car)is a future continous tense...I must surely do am
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by Walelavender(m): 2:11pm On Nov 14, 2017
Knight25:
FOR CAR TRACKER AND INSTALLATION PLS CALL 08066804625. WE COVER ABUJA,Lagos,KOGI,NIGER,NASARAWA, JOS
How about Ibadan?
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by Knight25(m): 2:13pm On Nov 14, 2017
Walelavender:

How about Ibadan?
Yes we cover Ibadan and other States in Nigeria
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by millomaniac: 2:17pm On Nov 14, 2017
nurey:
Dragging right of way with Danfo

When you feel like you know how to speak english and you are a lawyer or have a uniform man as husband or brother, you now saw a danfo driver signal with hand but decide to ignore him because you know how to speak queens english, sorry is your case, he would scratch your car, dent it and drag your bumper along with him and the only thing you will receive is "you sef for no follow the man drag grin and all his passenger will blame you because you left your mother tongue and confusing them with oyinbo tongue"

Me i dont care. Once it happens. I just cancel every i have for the day and make sure they regret there action. I dont care what it costs me. You guys should stop encouraging those mofos.
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by nurey(m): 2:23pm On Nov 14, 2017
millomaniac:


Me i dont care. Once it happens. I just cancel every i have for the day and make sure they regret there action. I dont care what it costs me. You guys should stop encouraging those mofos.

baba its easier for you when you own your business and have less thing to do. Its not same for
1. someone who has kids to pick in school
2. Has to get to office before his boss gives him query
3. wants to get home and rest after hustling and bustling things
4. Needs to pick his family and take them home
etc etc

dont just drag road even with a danfo passing one way, he will damage your car infront of police officers and they wont blink an eye because they collect #50 from the danfo for passing one way.

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Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by Walelavender(m): 2:23pm On Nov 14, 2017
Knight25:
Yes we cover Ibadan and other States in Nigeria
What's the price range?
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by millomaniac: 2:39pm On Nov 14, 2017
nurey:


baba its easier for you when you own your business and have less thing to do. Its not same for
1. someone who has kids to pick in school
2. Has to get to office before his boss gives him query
3. wants to get home and rest after hustling and bustling things
4. Needs to pick his family and take them home
etc etc

dont just drag road even with a danfo passing one way, he will damage your car infront of police officers and they wont blink an eye because they collect #50 from the danfo for passing one way.

Bros can you imagine what those guys will be doing on the roads if people actually heed your advice?
Personally i always make sure i cause them a degree of stress and pain, that way they are mindful of other road users.
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by Knight25(m): 2:55pm On Nov 14, 2017
Walelavender:

What's the price range?
pls call the number or whatapp
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by ImaIma1(f): 4:26pm On Nov 14, 2017
nurey:
Dragging right of way with Danfo

When you feel like you know how to speak english and you are a lawyer or have a uniform man as husband or brother, you now saw a danfo driver signal with hand but decide to ignore him because you know how to speak queens english, sorry is your case, he would scratch your car, dent it and drag your bumper along with him and the only thing you will receive is "you sef for no follow the man drag grin and all his passenger will blame you because you left your mother tongue and confusing them with oyinbo tongue"

The best the danfo driver will do is to prostrate. And the passengers will join and beg and say "shebi he has begged you" like begging can buy bumper in ladipo.

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Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by zieraw2005(m): 5:54pm On Nov 14, 2017
You made my day by putting laughter and smile on my face. Thank you very much
nurey:
Dragging right of way with Danfo

When you feel like you know how to speak english and you are a lawyer or have a uniform man as husband or brother, you now saw a danfo driver signal with hand but decide to ignore him because you know how to speak queens english, sorry is your case, he would scratch your car, dent it and drag your bumper along with him and the only thing you will receive is "you sef for no follow the man drag grin and all his passenger will blame you because you left your mother tongue and confusing them with oyinbo tongue"

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Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2017
sexyglow:
Thanks for this post,my car has been showing check engine light for the past one year, I've been moving from one mechanic to another to no avail please what do I do to salvage it.thanks
have it scanned with an OBD car scanner, there are pple that render that service. that will reveal the problem spot-on. however, the device is really easy to use and you could have one to run scans whenever the need arises. I have units available on konga as below

konga.com/autel-portable-obd-maxiscan-car-scanner-3684085
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by nurey(m): 8:47pm On Nov 14, 2017
zieraw2005:
You made my day by putting laughter and smile on my face. Thank you very much

I am honored sir
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by sexyglow(f): 9:15pm On Nov 14, 2017
SexualHealer:


Get it scanned; you need to run a diagnosis check on the car.
thank You.
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by Donbiggi: 10:32pm On Nov 14, 2017
Pls help a brother, i bought a complete belgium engine of e. O. D but it stil developing the same problem pls nairalanders
Re: Six Ways To Kill Your Car by nakoks(m): 5:00pm On Nov 16, 2017
Donbiggi:
Pls help a brother, i bought a complete belgium engine of e. O. D but it stil developing the same problem pls nairalanders
I no envy you,what was/is the problem.

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