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I have been to many churches and this statement you will mostly hear it when the pastor preaches salvation.. Not just any form of bad like really in the world badness. You will hear things like :
"i was once a thief"
"i was once an addicted smoker"
"i was once an area boy"
"i was once a prostitute" and the most recent one the pastor claim to be a former IFA worshipper and that he has eaten all kind of meat clean and unclean, defraud a lot of rich men and that he know all form of voodoo... What the hell...
After enjoying the world pastor wants us to live like a saint kolewerk!!..

Abeg nairalander which one did you hear from your pastor?

Cc. lalasticlala fleewpeed

d matter tire me too...
one once saw me smking blunt and told me he also uses bible pages as rizzla in d past....

dude be feeling i feel for that..i passed him the wrap and walk away

Samsimple:
I have been to many churches and this statement you will mostly hear it when the pastor preaches salvation.. Not just any form of bad like really in the world badness. You will hear things like :
"i was once a thief"
"i was once an addicted smoker"
"i was once an area boy"
"i was once a prostitute" and the most recent one the pastor claim to be a former IFA worshipper and that he has eaten all kind of meat clean and unclean, defraud a lot of rich men and that he know all form of voodoo... What the hell...
After enjoying the world pastor wants us to live like a saint kolewerk!!..

Abeg nairalander which one did you hear from your pastor?

Cc. lalasticlala fleewpeed

It’s a testimony . How God brings beauty out of ashes .

1 Corinthians 1:27-29 (NLT)
. . .God chose things the world considers foolish in order to shame those who think they are wise. And he chose things that are powerless to shame those who are powerful. 28 God chose things despised by the world, things counted as nothing at all, and used them to bring to nothing what the world considers important. 29 As a result, no one can ever boast in the presence of God.

thus is an interesting topic

obojememe:
d matter tire me too...
one once saw me smking blunt and told me he also uses bible pages as rizzla in d past....

dude be feeling i feel for that..i passed him the wrap and walk away

you are still a learner

hopefulLandlord:
thus is an interesting topic

when i saw the post i just laughed because i know where op is coming from

My pastor said he slept with many married women in his compound but now he thank God he didnt get STD what the Bleep

To set up an atmosphere of trust for the members. I've also once been sheepled into believing such lies in the past. It's psychological, It works very well on the sheeple to keep them trusting their pastors. Many of them will tell you that they were once cultists, militants, etc. It makes you feel that their conversion were genuine.

Point out the ones that said it and you feel/know its not true.
I don't why Pastors are been turned to object of ridicule these days.
Peace of God be unto you.

Lekan111:
Point out the ones that said it and feel/know its not true.
I don't why Pastors are been turned to object of ridicule these days.

another gullible one

Lekan111:
Point out the ones that said it and you feel/know its not true.
I don't why Pastors are been turned to object of ridicule these days.
Peace of God be unto you.

Currently, the god of pastors are in spiritual cages.

OtemSapien:
Currently, the god of pastors are in spiritual cages.

na only you know about that one

Samsimple:
na only you know about that one

No, it is in the DOCTUFOS of truth.

Doctufos: Otem Erectus 226:1-30



1. When Otem had shut his eyes in meditation on the fifth day of the seventh month, he began to fly in the inner universe. And he flew until he had seen Atum. And Atum said, come with me and I shall show you how we captured many of the gods who are my brothers. And Otem saw a period in the past.
2. And he saw how the gods of findings were gathered in a place, getting ready for the psychospiritual battle. For thousands of us them were ready to fight for the freedom and mind slavery of the world. For it is time to bring humanity to the age which is called Aquarius.
3. And Otem said, who shall you fight against? And Atum said, we are ready to fight against all the gods of religion who insist that the minds of humans should be continually enslaved. For religion shall limit the rate of growth of science.
4. Therefore, we are prepared to make all gods who love to enslave the minds of humanity drop their ambitions and set the world free from mind slavery.
5. Now Otem said, let me go with you to see how this shall be done. Now Atum and Otem flew until they had reached a place where many gods are gathered. And when they saw Otem, they came to him and said, Otem of truth, welcome.
6. And Olorun and Ogene and Chuku and many other gods of Aferk stepped further to Otem and said, you have been empowered with the powers of all good gods and with their wisdom and understanding shall you operate.
7. You are greater than all gods in intelligence and knowledge. Now have we chosen you O Otem, go and set Aferk free. Now Mother Earthus came also with Aluna and Ishtar and thousands of goddesses, both of Aferk and of the whole earth. And they said, blessed is Otem, the god of all histories of humanity.
8. The gods hear his name and tremble. The people who torment others in the name of witches and wizards hear his name and flee. Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Gaol, Eshu and all gods of bad religion and mind slavery hear his name and bow.
9. Otem, fakir Atomos, go and quickly set Aferk free from gullibility before they are turned into animals in their minds. Go and free them from the hostages of Jehoshua, Yiga, Shamshin, Krisht, Bonkee, Wilhem and all manner of gods who make them slaves and deceive them on the face of the earth.
10. Who shall study the histories of Otem and fear death? Whose mind shall be so strong to read the truth and still have joy reading the lies in the books of religion? Even Vishnu have said, let the truth of the words of Otem prevail.
11. Otem, the adopted son of all gods and goddesses of the earth, stay here until we have fought and won all the gods in a psychospiritual battle. You shall see how we shall defeat them.
12. Now Otem stood and watched how the gods went farther away from him. And as they went farther, it seemed to him as if they were still standing before him, for distance was made into an illusion as if it no more existed. And it was as if a screen was showing the thing to Otem.
13. And Otem saw how all gods of religion gather and say, we shall not let humanity and dwellers of the earth have rest of mind. And Allah said, I cannot let go my impact upon the earth.
14. Now many homos who died religious had been made the same with the gods. And they had almost equal powers with the gods. And they said also, the religion which we practise on earth must not be defeated.
15. Now Yahweh said, what shall my great name become in the mouths of the people of the earth if i agree that religion should be made of none effect in their minds? Shall they not curse my name forever?
16. And Eubius said, what shall happen to the history of Krishtanite which I have written? I shall rather protect it, or else I shall be found the greatest liar in history. And Mirza and Moloch and Eshu and many other gods said, the fun of the earth shall be lost when they do not call upon our names anymore.
17. And their continual weeping to the gods, being fun to us, shall be a thing of the past. No, we shall not allow this. Now while they spoke, the gods who wanted science and development in the world came and said, are you ready for the battle? And they said, we are ready.
18. And the battle began.
19. And Otem heard voices and saw many gods how they did all manner of inexplicable things. And there were vacuums, but only Otem and the gods of findings saw the vacuums.
20. And when the gods of religion had entered into the vacuums, they were not seen anymore.
21. And Otem awoke. And his pupils had broken the door of his house when he did not appear in the school that day. And they had done many things to revive him.
22. And Otem said, I saw all the things which you do to my body to rescue me. Why do you sit on my chest and blew my nose? Why do you disturb my sweet sleep? For the words which are made flesh are currently being conquered.
23. And henceforth, all sacred texts shall be seen as the things useful for refuse dump. And they shall lose the powers behind them, because all gods who insist on continual deception of the world through their threatening and motivational books are currently being held captive in vacuums.
24. Now for a space of three months, Otem continually saw how the gods stepped into vacuums and were not seen anymore.
25. Now when eighty-nine days was complete, the gods of findings began to carry the vacuums in their hands, dumping them into a larger vacuum. For the vacuums began to become visible when they had carried them. And they dumped more than two hundred and fifty nine thousand vacuums into a larger one.
26. And they said, Otem of truth, we have overcome the gods by vacuums, so go and make known all the things which you have seen. For we imagined the vacuums with our thoughts for the capture of the gods who are antihumans.
27. And in the vacuums shall they be for a thousand years. This is the spiritual cage of all gods who oppose development. And focus shall be shifted from the words in the books to the thoughts of the heads.
28. And a period shall come when the pastors and the priests of many religions shall begin to misbehave. For their gods are encaged. And the minds of many homos shall begin to go after the truth within themselves rather than the lies written in the books of lies.
29. Now Otem, we have done our own part, therefore go and do your part also. Be not lazy in the compilation and interpretation of the texts of histories which we have given to you.
30. And we shall breathe life into the history which you shall write and it shall live on in the minds of the people, rather than religious texts. And humanity shall begin to use their own brains, worshipping no god while they do good to themselves.

Once you accept I'm today you will discover your past fault.

His way is opposite of so manythings we do today.

Samsimple:
I have been to many churches and this statement you will mostly hear it when the pastor preaches salvation.. Not just any form of bad like really in the world badness. You will hear things like :
"i was once a thief"
"i was once an addicted smoker"
"i was once an area boy"
"i was once a prostitute" and the most recent one the pastor claim to be a former IFA worshipper and that he has eaten all kind of meat clean and unclean, defraud a lot of rich men and that he know all form of voodoo... What the hell...
After enjoying the world pastor wants us to live like a saint kolewerk!!..

Abeg nairalander which one did you hear from your pastor?

Cc. lalasticlala fleewpeed

God chooses who ever he wants,if he could turn Saul a murderer to Paul a great evangelist then you have no point bro

Expect my new single,Solex Barry x oil dey your head

Fleewpeed:
another gullible one

I don't think that's the answer to my question Sir

OtemSapien:
Currently, the god of pastors are in spiritual cages.

You are Right for saying god but No one can cage my God

Lekan111:
You are Right for saying god but No one can change my God

I mean Yahweh is currently in a spiritual cage, not God.

OtemSapien:
I mean Yahweh is currently in a spiritual cage, not God.

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