₦airaland Forum

oluwasegun007:
and my bank comes to mind....

MaryBenn:
So funny, I was in front of your back
Especially....

Sister pls Are you the last person??

I will NOT be the last in JESUS NAME

favourmic:
i hate going to bank like mad, thank God for internet banking and mobile banking all i need is look for someone that need money transfer to his/her account and collect the money....

Pidginwhisper:
But I sabi annoy dem by making deposit of 30naira on the counter to add join the 39,997 I get for account to cmot 40k.


Even if na 1k I wan cmot and dem cmot 10naira, na that 10naira I dey deposit

But I dey borrow pen like say tmorow no dey

Pidginwhisper:
But I sabi annoy dem by making deposit of 30naira on the counter to add join the 39,997 I get for account to cmot 40k.


Even if na 1k I wan cmot and dem cmot 10naira, na that 10naira I dey deposit

But I dey borrow pen like say tmorow no dey

mamawin:
you have to be cautious there, fraudsters are already using that, they mix counterfeit with good currency

Nonnyflex:
Lol... I love your delivery... Those land sorry pen grabbers.. I am not understanding ooo
As for the I am behind your back people I always surprise them... If u ask me later my answer is I don't really recognize you...

wunmi590:
Honestly, thanks to diamond bank, with their fast response, I don't even know the last time I entered into the banking hall to lodge complain.

Any issue I got, I just send email, and I get response almost immediately, even sometimes if my money hangs, I dint bother calling or sending mails to them.

They have seen it on their system, max is two days, they would revert it, without calls or mails from me.

Going to the bank to lodge complain, is a No No to me these days, because your 30min would be changed to 3hours

Queenlovely:
Ever since I gave my local bank an idea, the Queue reduced tremendously. Deposit from below 50000 should be taken to bulk room and attended to later.
Depositors with 50k and Above should queue up.
As for the former people. They just submit their money is a transparent box and leave. The cashier would attend to it later

emeijeh:
You forgot the ones forming posh, but cannot fill deposit or withdrawal slips properly.

nastycgolden:
6. Those stupid automatic doors.
Let me tell you a short story. A couple of months ago, I'd just started working out. This friend of mine told me that she could already see results and I'd lost a ton of weight so naturally, I started feeling myself. I sent out a broadcast message to everybody on my Whatsapp contact list that was basically just a collection of my shirtless selfies (because why the hell not?) and started wearing fitted t-shirts (LOL!) You know what took this new found confidence from me?

Automated bank doors.

I got to my bank and on my way in, the stupid voice that comes from the stupid doors started screaming, "ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!" All the people around stared at me in pity like I was the Michelin tyre man as those damn doors turned me back 4 times, all the while still screaming "ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!". A security guard had to go in and open it for me manually.

Banks need to deal with these body shaming doors. Allow people to be plus-sized in peace. Na fat I fat. I no kill person. �

MaryBenn:
So funny, I was in front of your back
Especially....

Sister pls Are you the last person??

I will NOT be the last in JESUS NAME

wunmi590:
Honestly, thanks to diamond bank, with their fast response, I don't even know the last time I entered into the banking hall to lodge complain.

Any issue I got, I just send email, and I get response almost immediately, even sometimes if my money hangs, I dint bother calling or sending mails to them.

They have seen it on their system, max is two days, they would revert it, without calls or mails from me.

Going to the bank to lodge complain, is a No No to me these days, because your 30min would be changed to 3hours

pmc01:
I was in a Ghanaian bank and people sat to queue. It showed regards for the citizenry.

STOP!

Hello to you reading;

Let's leave aside the politics and celebrity talks for now.

Let's discuss us.

Truth be told, the Government can hardly cater for most of our needs; are we agreed on that? You can check the news articles for November, if in doubt.

Peter Drucker rightly said, "The best way to predict the future is to create it."
Now, if we both agree on that, I'll like to invite you to join us in creating the future we picture- the one where our Africa can

There are several problems- http://www.smallstarter.com/get-inspired/how-to-make-money-in-africa-by-solving-problems/- that endanger human existence in Africa, but there are also all the resources Africa needs to be prosperous right here in Africa. The missing link is definitely in the poor management of our human and material resources.

Problems are not an opportunity to lament and vent our frustration; they provide an avenue to create solutions that can be rewarding for you and others. Like the fellow who took it upon himself to go and ship in Tomatoes into Nigeria from Cameroon during the last Tomato glut, while others sat there and wailed over the problem.

Truthfully, the biggest challenge holding many seemingly brilliant business ideas we African youths create is not the funds to get it started, but the fact that we do not have the right tools to make it sustainable or there are latent defects in them. There are several grants and equity investment funds out there, but no reasonable person just throws their money around.

In this piece https://tagnaija.com/startup-funding-in-nigeria-what-investors-look-for-in-a-startup/, you might discover that is true. But as stated there, a good team might just be what your idea needs to soar.

Steve Jobs opined, "Great things in business are not done by one person; they are done by a team of people". Alfred A. Montaper also added, "All lasting business is built on friendship".

If we combine our knowledge, skills, willpower and enthusiasm, I believe we can build a truly Pan-African conglomerate that can drive the economic growth and development of our potentially great continent.

Hustle should not compulsorily take you overseas; knowledge acquisition and capacity building can. The real hustle is here- in Africa. If one man could hustle to lay the foundation of the Dangote business empire, imagine what our collective efforts can produce.

I am making the case for a paradigm shift. So I am calling on the bright minds, the reformers, the thinkers and doers, the smart but legit hustlers, the gifted hands, the goal-getters; I'm calling on the game-changers from all across Africa to get onboard to strategize and get down to the business of PRACTICALLY leading Africa out of the economic abyss to a truly prosperous continent.

Enough of lamenting over the shortcomings of Government and the cruelty in the job market, join "The Meld" discussion platform here https:///5XaZBdy5BLCEUNm0ZbBTWa. The golden rule of this place is to be POSITIVELY ACTIVE. To ensure we remain faithful to our purpose, we have put together a tentative advisory council, comprising senior and experienced members of the society. Of course, there is enough room for additions. Yes, we mean business!

For the ones who prefer to be passive and just like to OBSERVE, please get into our information centre https:///ARoyVd2INf2APnB4mbxsbr and be the first to hear the news break.

Remember, the platforms are open to Africans home and abroad inspired to make a difference. Friends of Africa are also welcome.

Africa is waiting... are you ready?

My name is Taofeeq and I believe in Africa. I look forward to seeing you on the other side.

Jibwillz:
hmmm

pmc01:
I was in a Ghanaian bank and people sat to queue. It showed regards for the citizenry.

STOP!

Hello to you reading;

Let's leave aside the politics and celebrity talks for now.

Let's discuss us.

Truth be told, the Government can hardly cater for most of our needs; are we agreed on that? You can check the news articles for November, if in doubt.

Peter Drucker rightly said, "The best way to predict the future is to create it."
Now, if we both agree on that, I'll like to invite you to join us in creating the future we picture- the one where our Africa can

There are several problems- http://www.smallstarter.com/get-inspired/how-to-make-money-in-africa-by-solving-problems/- that endanger human existence in Africa, but there are also all the resources Africa needs to be prosperous right here in Africa. The missing link is definitely in the poor management of our human and material resources.

Problems are not an opportunity to lament and vent our frustration; they provide an avenue to create solutions that can be rewarding for you and others. Like the fellow who took it upon himself to go and ship in Tomatoes into Nigeria from Cameroon during the last Tomato glut, while others sat there and wailed over the problem.

Truthfully, the biggest challenge holding many seemingly brilliant business ideas we African youths create is not the funds to get it started, but the fact that we do not have the right tools to make it sustainable or there are latent defects in them. There are several grants and equity investment funds out there, but no reasonable person just throws their money around.

In this piece https://tagnaija.com/startup-funding-in-nigeria-what-investors-look-for-in-a-startup/, you might discover that is true. But as stated there, a good team might just be what your idea needs to soar.

Steve Jobs opined, "Great things in business are not done by one person; they are done by a team of people". Alfred A. Montaper also added, "All lasting business is built on friendship".

If we combine our knowledge, skills, willpower and enthusiasm, I believe we can build a truly Pan-African conglomerate that can drive the economic growth and development of our potentially great continent.

Hustle should not compulsorily take you overseas; knowledge acquisition and capacity building can. The real hustle is here- in Africa. If one man could hustle to lay the foundation of the Dangote business empire, imagine what our collective efforts can produce.

I am making the case for a paradigm shift. So I am calling on the bright minds, the reformers, the thinkers and doers, the smart but legit hustlers, the gifted hands, the goal-getters; I'm calling on the game-changers from all across Africa to get onboard to strategize and get down to the business of PRACTICALLY leading Africa out of the economic abyss to a truly prosperous continent.

Enough of lamenting over the shortcomings of Government and the cruelty in the job market, join "The Meld" discussion platform here https:///5XaZBdy5BLCEUNm0ZbBTWa. The golden rule of this place is to be POSITIVELY ACTIVE. To ensure we remain faithful to our purpose, we have put together a tentative advisory council, comprising senior and experienced members of the society. Of course, there is enough room for additions. Yes, we mean business!

For the ones who prefer to be passive and just like to OBSERVE, please get into our information centre https:///ARoyVd2INf2APnB4mbxsbr and be the first to hear the news break.

Remember, the platforms are open to Africans home and abroad inspired to make a difference. Friends of Africa are also welcome.

Africa is waiting... are you ready?

My name is Taofeeq and I believe in Africa. I look forward to seeing you on the other side.

nastycgolden:
6. Those stupid automatic doors.
Let me tell you a short story. A couple of months ago, I'd just started working out. This friend of mine told me that she could already see results and I'd lost a ton of weight so naturally, I started feeling myself. I sent out a broadcast message to everybody on my Whatsapp contact list that was basically just a collection of my shirtless selfies (because why the hell not?) and started wearing fitted t-shirts (LOL!) You know what took this new found confidence from me?

Automated bank doors.

I got to my bank and on my way in, the stupid voice that comes from the stupid doors started screaming, "ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!" All the people around stared at me in pity like I was the Michelin tyre man as those damn doors turned me back 4 times, all the while still screaming "ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!". A security guard had to go in and open it for me manually.

Banks need to deal with these body shaming doors. Allow people to be plus-sized in peace. Na fat I fat. I no kill person. �

Pidginwhisper:
But I sabi annoy dem by making deposit of 30naira on the counter to add join the 39,997 I get for account to cmot 40k.


Even if na 1k I wan cmot and dem cmot 10naira, na that 10naira I dey deposit

But I dey borrow pen like say tmorow no dey

nastycgolden:
1. The insanely long queues
If you ever need to go into a banking hall to do whatever, be sure to cancel all your plans for the rest of that day because for some reason, it's impossible to go into a banking hall and not meet at least 5000 men (excluding women and children). With the crowd, you'd think Jesus was about to show up to start sharing bread and fish.

Queenlovely:
Ever since I gave my local bank an idea, the Queue reduced tremendously. Deposit from below 50000 should be taken to bulk room and attended to later.
Depositors with 50k and Above should queue up.
As for the former people. They just submit their money is a transparent box and leave. The cashier would attend to it later

nastycgolden:
2. The nausea-inducing combination of heat and body odour.
Banks like to do this thing where they turn most of the air conditioners off when the banking hall is chock full of people, forcing everyone present to inhale the combined stench of all the people there who decided to not shower that morning before leaving their homes. Because I'm paranoid, I believe they do this to mess with us.

Queenlovely:
Ever since I gave my local bank an idea, the Queue reduced tremendously. Deposit from below 50000 should be taken to bulk room and attended to later.
Depositors with 50k and Above should queue up.
As for the former people. They just submit their money is a transparent box and leave. The cashier would attend to it later